Getting rid of hickey

[IncredibleHoss]

So i was at a party last night girl went nuts on me and gave me 2 hickeys.
ANyway to get them to go away quicker?

 

[AAP]

Slap the shit out of said girl.

They won't go away faster, but you will feel good about it later.

When I was single, I used to have people try that shit with me. On the first date, they already told all their friends about me and me sporting a hickey the next day validated any wild ass claims that they might make about me and what we supposingly did the night the next day to their friends.

 

[IncredibleHoss]

Haha it might feel good to do that.
I got a date in 3 days to.

 

[Lestat]

you're fucked man!!

 

[needtogetaas]

put a spoon in the freezer then put it on youre neck.

 

[mkazzbmf]

Tell your date that they are curling iron burns from when you were doing your curly locks.



Kaz

 

[AAP]

I hope you got some pussy. Or at least a blowjob. I mean bitch "going nuts" and apparently sucking everything in sight? You couldn't push her head lower? Sounds like a fattie at a jello buffet.

Of course you can claim they are from biteme's unbreakable head lock.

 

[Y_lifter]

Take a small fine toothed comb and lay it against your skin over the hicky at a 90 angle. Scrape the comb across the skin a dozen or so times roughly. This will spread the blood clot under your skin out and lessen the visibility of that crap.

And then go slap that woman.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

i heard the cold spoon and the comb.

other than that hows a turtle neck suit u

 

[AAP]

Watch this fool go on the other date with a different girl and wind up either wearing a turtle neck or a damn scarf during sex.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Watch this fool go on the other date with a different girl and wind up either wearing a turtle neck or a damn scarf during sex.

the scarf could be sexy if used during sex but around his next i don't think she'll go for that

i think u should just have someone beat the piss out of you and say they are fight bruises

 

[AAP]

i think u should just have someone beat the piss out of you and say they are fight bruises

best idea yet. I like this one.

 

[Gymgurl]

Toothpaste used to be another one they used to say in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL

 

[mrdeeznuts]

best idea yet. I like this one.

only one that makes sense

 

[slat1]

Put an icecube in a sandwich bag and put it on your hickey for 20 minutes every hour. Do it every hour that you are awake.
I can get rid of a black eye in two days that way.

 

[scout69]

Try a heated pad,

 

[Delinquent]

Take a small fine toothed comb and lay it against your skin over the hicky at a 90 angle. Scrape the comb across the skin a dozen or so times roughly. This will spread the blood clot under your skin out and lessen the visibility of that crap.

And then go slap that woman.

This is how we used to get rid of them also

 

[Frisky]

ahahhha

use the spoon

 

[Cutiebaby]

Werent hickeys so 1990??? lol
Yep, the good ol spoon shall work on it.

 

[Frisky]

fuck it go to the MAC counter and have them hook you up. LOL

 

[chestmaster1]

rubbing it with a penny definately works

 

[Trojan Horse]

Number one, massage it so the blood starts to circulate around the area. You can do this with the ends of a comb. Number two, get some cover up and place it on the affected area when you don't want anybody to see it. Number three, don't let a bitch mark you like that again. If you do, it's your own fault.