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Getting close to 30 SUCKS, brolios

Big Johnson

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Turned 29 yesterday, and for the first time in my life I feel as though I'm aging. Its hard to explain, but every B-day for the last 5 or 6 years has felt more or less the same, but not this one.

This feeling of approaching antiquity would send me into an early mid-life crisis if I didn't already live that way.

Still, I'm going to have some viagra on hand from now on :p
 
Damn, you guys are old! Maybe you should join the other EF - Elder's Fitness!
 
Turned 44 this January and set PRs on every lift. I've been an experimental life extensionist for more than 20 years. Age isn't what it used to be.
 
LOL
You are so in for it....
Just wait till your body starts making all kinds of creaking popping noises when you wake up..
 
Y_Lifter said:
LOL
You are so in for it....
Just wait till your body starts making all kinds of creaking popping noises when you wake up..

already happening. my knee hurts for like 10 seconds right when I get out of bed.
 
The Nature Boy said:
turned 30 on friday. It doesn't bother me.

Your finally mature enough to move up and to start trolling the High Schools!
 
Darktooth said:
I turn 46 in a couple months.

lol I thought you were 18! I thought it was a little odd that you would have to take a "Test!"
 
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instead of the rap group "The Big Tymers" there should be a ef rap group called the "Old tymers"

instead of expensive cologne you would all smell like ben gay and tiger balm

instead of bling bling you would all be sporting mad big skin tags and a hunchback

instead of driving a pimped out ride you would ride the city bus

and the closest you could get to some ghetto booty is nature boys lusious rear
 
PoyeBoy said:
instead of the rap group "The Big Tymers" there should be a ef rap group called the "Old tymers"

instead of expensive cologne you would all smell like ben gay and tiger balm

instead of bling bling you would all be sporting mad big skin tags and a hunchback

instead of driving a pimped out ride you would ride the city bus

and the closest you could get to some ghetto booty is nature boys lusious rear

Yea, well these "Old Timers" could still kick your Leppy Ass into a Bloody Pulp!
 
PoyeBoy said:
instead of the rap group "The Big Tymers" there should be a ef rap group called the "Old tymers"

instead of expensive cologne you would all smell like ben gay and tiger balm

instead of bling bling you would all be sporting mad big skin tags and a hunchback

instead of driving a pimped out ride you would ride the city bus

and the closest you could get to some ghetto booty is nature boys lusious rear


lol again
 
curling said:
You are getting old. You should buy a chopper immediately.


I've thought about that... not because I'm getting old.. but because I'd like to have one. But there are 2 things holding me back:

1) the cost of the chopper
2) Traffic where I live is terrible, and we have some very horrible drivers here. I'd be driving scared.
 
The Nature Boy said:



I've thought about that... not because I'm getting old.. but because I'd like to have one. But there are 2 things holding me back:

1) the cost of the chopper
2) Traffic where I live is terrible, and we have some very horrible drivers here. I'd be driving scared.

Dude I know of a place that will custom make you a chopper for less than 20k in Florida. As far as the bad drivers you just need to get some REALLY LOUD pipes. You will love riding chopper.IT is the ultimate in freedom.
 
The Nature Boy said:
turned 30 on friday. It doesn't bother me.

<Nelson Muntz voice> HA-HA! You're Over the Hill </Nelson Muntz voice>

Seriously though I'm 28 and I feel as good as I did when I was around 21 or so. I'm definitely in better shape and wiser. I might not have as much ebergy but I'm as happy and vigorous.

Like SofaGeorge said aging isn't what it used to be.
 
SofaGeorge said:
Turned 44 this January and set PRs on every lift. I've been an experimental life extensionist for more than 20 years. Age isn't what it used to be.

What exactly is that?
 
alien amp pharm said:
Damn, you guys are old! Maybe you should join the other EF - Elder's Fitness!

Lol!! Yep, we should probably have a Seniors board here for all of us old farts. Damn young whippersnappers!
 
daveyboy said:


Lol!! Yep, we should probably have a Seniors board here for all of us old farts. Damn young whippersnappers!

I might be close to 40 but I am still younger at heart then a bunch of 20 something bucks around here.
 
supernav said:
You're not old yet.

Old is when you try to date 20-something chicks, and her gf's look at her go "oh my god, what are ou doing with that old guy?"

Once you are out of range of 21-32 y/o hot chicks -- THEN sir, you are old!

You can still bang 'em high and mighty, so you're still fine. :)

-= nav =-

How about.... "what makes you feel old".....is when you get up out of bed in the morning, go to the bathroom & drop your drawers to take your morning piss then happen to look down & notice that you've a few dick hairs that have turned gray all of sudden. WTF!! Talk about feeling old.....lol. I'm sure that would REALLY turn on the young honeys if they saw that shit. hehe
 
Last 2 years i feel old, might be night shift also. i have all kinds of pain. can't sleep either, bu i did get ID the other day...
 
I'm 30 now and not liking it much. I don't look it so that's some consolation.

Funny how the MILF i used to hunt now looks 'aged' and the 16 year olds i used to shun look better than ever.
 
hmm i just turned 19, some mornings i wake up and feel 60 (lacrosse). Some mornings i wake up and feel 12 again (out of lacrosse) some mornings i dont wake up till 11 30 ( i call those summer mornings) and some afternoons i dont wake up till 3 ( i call those druinking nights) heh heh
 
You all seem to underestimate the importance of being more mature. In addition, women PREFER guys that are older.
I get way more tail now than I ever did in my 20's (I'm 35)
My last 2 gfs have been 7-8 yrs younger and they had no complaints:D
 
35 in August and am in the best shape of my life.


I agree ANABOLICK1, hell my last 2 GF's have been in mid to late 20's and they have no complaints either.
 
well even tho im 19, i look about 16, i still get carded for 18&over items. You guys no what that means, heh heh.



no j/k i go to colelge so its 18 & over for me


wait my college is full of dirty sluts that i wouldnt touch with a 10 foot pole.

atleast i have my hometown
 
The best part of your thirties is realizing what a clueless know-it-all asshole you were in your twenties and with some new learned wisdom you can make a difference in the improvement of your own character.


I can't wait to laugh at myself for the stupidity of my 30's when I past into my 40's - it should be a good laugh at the very least.
 
vinylgroover said:
Funny how the MILF i used to hunt now looks 'aged' and the 16 year olds i used to shun look better than ever.


Bahahahha

I hit 31 next month and I feel better than ever. Hitting 30 sucked for about a week...and then life goes on...

The best is when you are standing in line....and you catch a Mom and her daughter both checking you out...and you are at an age where both are possible.

I won't get depressed until I find my first grey hair...and then I'll have to up my cycles...;)
 
velvett--I know exactly what you mean. and milky--I already got grey hairs and I'm 28!??!??!!?

they hardly show though. I used to worry was too much.
 
lol

I have an entire sideburn that is silver.


I figure I earned them somewhere along the way
 
age is just a number on your driver's license.

the older....i mean more mature....i get, the better i look and feel, thanks to exercising and eating better.

the really neat thing about getting mature is watching all my badly ageing friends that teased me all during my teens and twenties about weight and hair loss suddenly looking older than me.

pretty people look out! some of ya'll age quickly and badly.
 
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