Maybe, but maybe not.I think this is in regards to his hemmoroids...
Maybe, but maybe not.![]()
hemorrhoid
pwned
gotta quit doing butt plug assisted squats at teh gym rob
gotta quit doing butt plug assisted squats at teh gym rob
Quite common among (UK) soldiers due to MREs etc.
I'm surprised you've got em since everything I've read say's active people who aren't sitting on their asses 8 hours a day rarely if ever get them.
what the hell is in those things that give you hemi's?
It's more a case of what's not in them (dietary fibre) & trying to shit out 4-5 days' worth of MREs' in one sitting, fun times!!1
sadly i am not bs'ing
discuss
pics?
Good luck bro. Your asshole is nothing to play around with lol
I caught a nasty case of food poisoning and I shit my self silly for about three days. The food poisoning passed, but I was left with teh roids and a fissure. It took over a year for the fissure to heal. It fucked me up so bad I literally took a year off of from training.
wtf did you eat?
yeah rach can be the st jude of failed threads and post noodz to save them
this thread suckssorry buddy
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speaking of o-rings
I've passed on the glove inspection on the last few company physicals
gonna have to endure the cavity search soon![]()
yeah, as if you'd actually have medical professional do it.
It's not a medical procedure if:
1) The "instrument" is lavender-colored and vibrates.
2) The "procedure" is performed in a bathroom stall at Cutters.
3) The "doctor" is wearing assless chaps, leather vest and a dog collar.
HTH
He had the surgery yesterday, notice we haven't heard from him last night or all of today. Dude must be hatin it right about now.
ps. Rachel you could do something nice for Bino and save this thread with some noodies......??
nope, gonna be next week
i'm gonna be downed for a minute
oh.....well good luck. Still curious as to how you got em seeing as you don't sit on your ass all day. They are the result of poor blood flow to the pelvic area......or some massive colon catastrophe that just blew out all the valves. lol
or, according to my doc and the surgeon, from excessive straining, via a massive dump or lifting weights and physical excertion.
i've had them before but i never paid attention.
didn't work this time
then why are hemi's less prevelant among athletes and/or otherwise active people?
my surgeon lives in a mtn resort town with a lot of outdoor bros.
and he claims to get a lotta ass business from them.
and my dad had the same issue along with his bro so i'm prone

"ass business" doesn't sound gay at all by the way.
weird though. Maybe diet really is the bigger marker..who knows. I know mine come back during the school year when I'm sitting on my ass all day in class.
How does one get a calling to becum a Proctologist?
Does it start at an early age?
When kids are running around declaring they want to becum policemen, firemen, or airplane pilots ... is there a minority that says, "I want to dig in assholes for a living?"![]()
3) The "doctor" is wearing assless chaps, leather vest and a dog collar.
HTH

Chaps with the ass intact are called leather pants. I've never understood the term "assless chaps." Chaps don't cover/protect the arse. That's the way of American language i guess
Whiskey
I think "assless" is added solely for effect. Like "bare-ass naked" (as if there's another way to be naked) or "exact same".
I think "assless" is added solely for effect. Like "bare-ass naked" (as if there's another way to be naked) or "exact same".
no PICK3 references in your explanation![]()
sept 2nd getting a rebuild.
just dealing with it till then sucks
So no surgery till then?

awfully interested in bino's o-ring
just sayin'
I already know about the PM's you've been sending him asking to break his new equipment in the right way.
Waaaaaay too geigh for me. I'm str9.6


so wait, are you really getting someone else's asshole sown into you? Are you going to have to take anti rejection drugs for the rest of your life cause of your asshole bro?
Not that I support this drastic of a measurement but haven't you read the stories about transplant patients that experienced flash's of memories they didn't have cause the transplanted bodypart still held some cell memory? Arent' you worried that if you get some gay dude's butthole you're going to wake up in the middle of the night sweating balls cause you just dreamed about what that new hole of yours has been through? super![]()
Don't pretend for a moment that you don't believe this theory.
no I don't they just made some movies about it so I'm tryin to noid bino out with thoughts of anal memories....now shut up and let me fuck with bino.
I figured you'd deny your belief in it.
Don't get me wrong, I'm sure you've got "anal memories", but it's got nothing to do with organ transplantation.
this from the guy who's every third post has to do with men's anus...and of course pick3.
thanks for ruining it though partykill.....you can post legions with pick3 about anus this and anal that and "I'm str98", yeah right, but I try to make some h'roid humour with bino and you have to come in all old and crotchety huh?
OMG I just realized.
You consider yourself funny.
You are funny but in a tragic, helpless kinda way.
What happened to the kinder, gentler, Plunkey?
Sure, early-on I felt like the guy beating-up the retarded kid at school.
.

are you fantasizing about "not" having been the one getting his ass beat in high school? cause you know you did. You were the kid I, in my asshole days, was blasting into the lockers every day as he walked past. And you can even incorporate the age difference between us which means I as a middle schooler could still have been blasting you into walls "odoyle rules" style. Retarded kids probably were the only high school social strata that you could pick on weren't they you pathetic little swabbie..???![]()
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