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getting a o-ring overhaul today

i just prolapsed looking at the thread title...ps i love you Bino
 
bake
 
waddya gettin em lanced? sucks to be you. I'm surprised you've got em since everything I've read say's active people who aren't sitting on their asses 8 hours a day rarely if ever get them. I read inversion helps it them cause it stretches out your pelvic gurdle but it doesn't sound like that's your problem cause you don't sit on your ass all day......or do you?
 
Good luck bro. Your asshole is nothing to play around with lol

I caught a nasty case of food poisoning and I shit my self silly for about three days. The food poisoning passed, but I was left with teh roids and a fissure. It took over a year for the fissure to heal. It fucked me up so bad I literally took a year off of from training.
 
SouthernLord said:
Good luck bro. Your asshole is nothing to play around with lol

I caught a nasty case of food poisoning and I shit my self silly for about three days. The food poisoning passed, but I was left with teh roids and a fissure. It took over a year for the fissure to heal. It fucked me up so bad I literally took a year off of from training.
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wtf did you eat?
 
Kristofer68ss said:
wtf did you eat?
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Spoiled/old london broil.

I was deathly ill too.

The fissure hurt so bad. Worse pain ever actually. It would wake me up at night and keep me from falling back asleep. I didn't help that I spent 6-8 hours a day on my ass at work.

Now I eat plenty of fiber and make sure not to eat spoiled meat lol.
 
He had the surgery yesterday, notice we haven't heard from him last night or all of today. Dude must be hatin it right about now.










ps. Rachel you could do something nice for Bino and save this thread with some noodies......??
 
actually never really cared enough to even know what the 'roids are. just did a google search. more fiber added to diet, asap!
 
speaking of o-rings

I've passed on the glove inspection on the last few company physicals

gonna have to endure the cavity search soon :worried:
 
PICK3 said:
speaking of o-rings

I've passed on the glove inspection on the last few company physicals

gonna have to endure the cavity search soon :worried:
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yeah, as if you'd actually have medical professional do it.

It's not a medical procedure if:

1) The "instrument" is lavender-colored and vibrates.

2) The "procedure" is performed in a bathroom stall at Cutters.

3) The "doctor" is wearing assless chaps, leather vest and a dog collar.

HTH
 
mrplunkey said:
yeah, as if you'd actually have medical professional do it.

It's not a medical procedure if:

1) The "instrument" is lavender-colored and vibrates.

2) The "procedure" is performed in a bathroom stall at Cutters.

3) The "doctor" is wearing assless chaps, leather vest and a dog collar.

HTH
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lololo
 
redsamurai said:
He had the surgery yesterday, notice we haven't heard from him last night or all of today. Dude must be hatin it right about now.



ps. Rachel you could do something nice for Bino and save this thread with some noodies......??
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nope, gonna be next week
:(
i'm gonna be downed for a minute
 
bino said:
nope, gonna be next week
:(
i'm gonna be downed for a minute
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oh.....well good luck. Still curious as to how you got em seeing as you don't sit on your ass all day. They are the result of poor blood flow to the pelvic area......or some massive colon catastrophe that just blew out all the valves. lol
 
redsamurai said:
oh.....well good luck. Still curious as to how you got em seeing as you don't sit on your ass all day. They are the result of poor blood flow to the pelvic area......or some massive colon catastrophe that just blew out all the valves. lol
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or, according to my doc and the surgeon, from excessive straining, via a massive dump or lifting weights and physical excertion.
i've had them before but i never paid attention.
didn't work this time
 
bino said:
or, according to my doc and the surgeon, from excessive straining, via a massive dump or lifting weights and physical excertion.
i've had them before but i never paid attention.
didn't work this time
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then why are hemi's less prevelant among athletes and/or otherwise active people?
 
redsamurai said:
then why are hemi's less prevelant among athletes and/or otherwise active people?
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my surgeon lives in a mtn resort town with a lot of outdoor bros.
and he claims to get a lotta ass business from them.
and my dad had the same issue along with his bro so i'm prone
 
bino said:
my surgeon lives in a mtn resort town with a lot of outdoor bros.
and he claims to get a lotta ass business from them.
and my dad had the same issue along with his bro so i'm prone
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"ass business" doesn't sound gay at all by the way. :lmao:



weird though. Maybe diet really is the bigger marker..who knows. I know mine come back during the school year when I'm sitting on my ass all day in class.
 
redsamurai said:
"ass business" doesn't sound gay at all by the way. :lmao:



weird though. Maybe diet really is the bigger marker..who knows. I know mine come back during the school year when I'm sitting on my ass all day in class.
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i've never really had a desk job.
used to get roids when i was pounding nails, usually at the end of the week.
for me i think it's a combo of sweat/heat/exertion.
the exertion creates the bulge, the heat and sweat help it fester with bacteria
 
it's from constipation..

you need to eat more fiber brotha..

the connective tissue that holds the organs in place have become loose thus allowing the organs (intestine and rectum to protrude from the anus).. it's very common in women..

So good luck with all that..
 
I can't remember her name but that famous blonde pornstar from the late 70's and 80's....she's made a few video's again lately and while she still looks decent for being probably late 40's early 50's....there was something really wrong with her asshole when she bent over. Only thing I can think of was teh hemi's. Then she started tossing the dude's salad and I laughed.
 
How does one get a calling to becum a Proctologist?

Does it start at an early age?

When kids are running around declaring they want to becum policemen, firemen, or airplane pilots ... is there a minority that says, "I want to dig in assholes for a living?" :confused:
 
PICK3 said:
How does one get a calling to becum a Proctologist?

Does it start at an early age?

When kids are running around declaring they want to becum policemen, firemen, or airplane pilots ... is there a minority that says, "I want to dig in assholes for a living?" :confused:
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lotsa money in ass, esp with all the baby boomer ass hittin the market.
gladiator should focus his studious nature on ass'ology
 
mrplunkey said:
3) The "doctor" is wearing assless chaps, leather vest and a dog collar.

HTH
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Chaps with the ass intact are called leather pants. I've never understood the term "assless chaps." Chaps don't cover/protect the arse. That's the way of American language i guess

Whiskey
 
Whiskey said:
Chaps with the ass intact are called leather pants. I've never understood the term "assless chaps." Chaps don't cover/protect the arse. That's the way of American language i guess

Whiskey
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I think "assless" is added solely for effect. Like "bare-ass naked" (as if there's another way to be naked) or "exact same".
 
Any updates? We're all deeply concerned about Bino's sphincter.
 
PICK3 said:
no PICK3 references in your explanation :confused:
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I had just got home from the gym and was tired. I'm clearly slipping.

"assless chaps" is kinda like saying "gheigh pick3".

Sorry for the inconvenience.
 
While we all know that chaps don't cover the buttocks anyway, the phrase "assless chaps", while somewhat of a misnomer, does sort of imply someone wearing chaps with no trousers underneath them.
 
PICK3 said:
awfully interested in bino's o-ring :rainbow:

just sayin'
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I already know about the PM's you've been sending him asking to break his new equipment in the right way.

Waaaaaay too geigh for me. I'm str9.6
 
so wait, are you really getting someone else's asshole sown into you? Are you going to have to take anti rejection drugs for the rest of your life cause of your asshole bro? :worried:

Not that I support this drastic of a measurement but haven't you read the stories about transplant patients that experienced flash's of memories they didn't have cause the transplanted bodypart still held some cell memory? Arent' you worried that if you get some gay dude's butthole you're going to wake up in the middle of the night sweating balls cause you just dreamed about what that new hole of yours has been through? super:worried:
 
redsamurai said:
so wait, are you really getting someone else's asshole sown into you? Are you going to have to take anti rejection drugs for the rest of your life cause of your asshole bro? :worried:

Not that I support this drastic of a measurement but haven't you read the stories about transplant patients that experienced flash's of memories they didn't have cause the transplanted bodypart still held some cell memory? Arent' you worried that if you get some gay dude's butthole you're going to wake up in the middle of the night sweating balls cause you just dreamed about what that new hole of yours has been through? super:worried:
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Don't pretend for a moment that you don't believe this theory.
 
redsamurai said:
no I don't they just made some movies about it so I'm tryin to noid bino out with thoughts of anal memories....now shut up and let me fuck with bino.
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I figured you'd deny your belief in it.

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure you've got "anal memories", but it's got nothing to do with organ transplantation.
 
mrplunkey said:
I figured you'd deny your belief in it.

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure you've got "anal memories", but it's got nothing to do with organ transplantation.
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this from the guy who's every third post has to do with men's anus...and of course pick3.

thanks for ruining it though partykill.....you can post legions with pick3 about anus this and anal that and "I'm str98", yeah right, but I try to make some h'roid humour with bino and you have to come in all old and crotchety huh?
 
redsamurai said:
this from the guy who's every third post has to do with men's anus...and of course pick3.

thanks for ruining it though partykill.....you can post legions with pick3 about anus this and anal that and "I'm str98", yeah right, but I try to make some h'roid humour with bino and you have to come in all old and crotchety huh?
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OMG I just realized.

You consider yourself funny.

You are funny but in a tragic, helpless kinda way.
 
PICK3 said:
What happened to the kinder, gentler, Plunkey?
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I've come to the realization that he begs for it.

Sure, early-on I felt like the guy beating-up the retarded kid at school.

But then when you realize he's in it for the e-beating, insuring he gets a good one is a moral imperative.
 
mrplunkey said:
Sure, early-on I felt like the guy beating-up the retarded kid at school.

.
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are you fantasizing about "not" having been the one getting his ass beat in high school? cause you know you did. You were the kid I, in my asshole days, was blasting into the lockers every day as he walked past. And you can even incorporate the age difference between us which means I as a middle schooler could still have been blasting you into walls "odoyle rules" style. Retarded kids probably were the only high school social strata that you could pick on weren't they you pathetic little swabbie..??? :lmao:
 
redsamurai said:
are you fantasizing about "not" having been the one getting his ass beat in high school? cause you know you did. You were the kid I, in my asshole days, was blasting into the lockers every day as he walked past. And you can even incorporate the age difference between us which means I as a middle schooler could still have been blasting you into walls "odoyle rules" style. Retarded kids probably were the only high school social strata that you could pick on weren't they you pathetic little swabbie..??? :lmao:
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Now see how easily i get the retarded kid worked-up?

Once again, i am entertained.
 
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