getting a cadaver arsehole installed

[binö]

what racial model should i chose from?
here is how i look at it:

African american
Pros:
-durable
-good UV protection
-inexpensive

Cons:
-short life span
-prone to dingleberry up

White
Pros:
-retains elasticity, tight
-decent life span
-medium matineance

Cons:
-tends to fatty up
-prone to constipate
-shitty uv protection

Asian:
Pros:
-longevity
-minimal dingleberry potential
-minimal matineance

Cons:
-Inabillity to process large quanities of meat
-slow dispersal speed

discuss

 

[miplank]

Racist!

 

[redsamurai]

This may be a stupid question but you never know what these doctors are conjuring up next so they can bill the fuck out of your insurance............you are joking right Bino?

 

[SpyWizard]

why are you limiting yourself?? i say try them all..

start with the asian one though..

but pass on the muslim one, unless you like that sort of thing..

 

[cryptosporidium]

get a glow in the dark one to match your nips.

 

[mustang_00]

you should be the poster adult for why not to shove things up your brown eye! funny thing was i always thought that would be picks job

 

[shibs]

none the less, i lol'd a lot.

.. wtf happened to the natives??

 

[cryptosporidium]

racialist!