Get your man to fix anything...

[heatherrae]

Okay, call me the dali lama a human interaction, but I have discovered a way to get a man to fix something he has been putting off.

All you have to do is ask another man to help you do it. (Insert your own sex joke here). Okay, I kept asking my guy to help me move a very heavy birdbath out of the yard. He always put it off and wouldn't help me. Then, I was chatting with the neighbor about gardening and such and mentioned that I wanted to get rid of this birdbath but it was too heavy. He volunteered, and I commented on how heavy it was and that I would sure appreciate the help. To make a long story short, my guy beat us to the backyard and had the thing in the back of his truck before you could say, "pretty please."

Men have huge egos.

 

[Frisky]

LOL

I had a similar situation recently

 

[gotmilk]

Did you ask him to lay some pipe?

 

[heatherrae]

Did you ask him to lay some pipe?

LOL...I saw this one coming.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Okay, call me the dali lama a human interaction, but I have discovered a way to get a man to fix something he has been putting off.

All you have to do is ask another man to help you do it. (Insert your own sex joke here). Okay, I kept asking my guy to help me move a very heavy birdbath out of the yard. He always put it off and wouldn't help me. Then, I was chatting with the neighbor about gardening and such and mentioned that I wanted to get rid of this birdbath but it was too heavy. He volunteered, and I commented on how heavy it was and that I would sure appreciate the help. To make a long story short, my guy beat us to the backyard and had the thing in the back of his truck before you could say, "pretty please."

Men have huge egos.

pretty fuggin disrespectufl of you if you ask me.

how about if you dont give him head in a timely fashion he asks the neighbor to do it

 

[heatherrae]

pretty fuggin disrespectufl of you if you ask me.

how about if you dont give him head in a timely fashion he asks the neighbor to do it

lol...pay attention to your professor, you little dropout. ;-)

 

[jnevin]

pretty fuggin disrespectufl of you if you ask me.

how about if you dont give him head in a timely fashion he asks the neighbor to do it

You'll be a virgin until you're 50. Hookers will throw money back in your face.

 

[feisty11975]

Hell I just start doing it myself and then they feel bad and take over.

 

[Frisky]

You'll be a virgin until you're 50. Hookers will throw money back in your face.

......

 

[bignate73]

wow. thats mean but its true. poor bruised ego. hopefully you patted him on the head and said "thank you honey!"

then we're good...trotting off happily.

 

[heatherrae]

Hell I just start doing it myself and then they feel bad and take over.

or you can start to intentionally screw it up really badly. I think my guy does this with the laundry so that I end up doing laundry for all 5 of us.

 

[feisty11975]

or you can start to intentionally screw it up really badly. I think my guy does this with the laundry so that I end up doing laundry for all 5 of us.

No one touches my laundry! NO ONE! lol

And I do laundry for 5 too! Never fucking ending story!

 

[alien amp pharm]

I'd give a list of chores to do to the neighbor

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol...pay attention to your professor, you little dropout. ;-)

i am, he just said that the reason women cheat is because they want attention from somewhere other than their significant other...kind of like you did when you used your looks to try and get the neighbor to slave over your fountain

 

[heatherrae]

wow. thats mean but its true. poor bruised ego. hopefully you patted him on the head and said "thank you honey!"

then we're good...trotting off happily.

Of course I did. I put my hand on his bicep and said, "wow, I can't believe one person could lift that, by himself. You are so strong!" hehehehe....I'm no dummy.

 

[Y_lifter]

My wife kept burning herself while ironing when we were first married.
So, now I do all the ironing because I don't want her all scar'ed up,
and I wear the stuff needing Ironed anyway.

 

[jnevin]

My wife kept burning herself while ironing when we were first married.
So, now I do all the ironing because I don't want her all scar'ed up,
and I wear the stuff needing Ironed anyway.

It kind of relaxes me. I don't mind doint it at all. Not to mention, my goddamn drycleaner always ruins my buttons and doesn't replace them.

 

[gotmilk]

LOL...I saw this one coming.

I'm not cumming yet....still stroking

 

[stosstruppe]

Hahaha, not me. I'd let the other bloke crack on while I sit on my arse, hand down my pants drinking beer and watching family guy.

"But honey, if I use up all my energy lifting heavy things around I'll be too tired to let you play with mini-Stoßtruppe tonight. Hello? Hello?! Ah bollocks"

 

[heatherrae]

Hahaha, not me. I'd let the other bloke crack on while I sit on my arse, hand down my pants drinking beer and watching family guy.

"But honey, if I use up all my energy lifting heavy things around I'll be too tired to let you play with mini-Stoßtruppe tonight. Hello? Hello?! Ah bollocks"

 

[reno240]

Hahaha, not me. I'd let the other bloke crack on while I sit on my arse, hand down my pants drinking beer and watching family guy.

"But honey, if I use up all my energy lifting heavy things around I'll be too tired to let you play with mini-Stoßtruppe tonight. Hello? Hello?! Ah bollocks"

Yeah - what he said. I think...

 

[Wulfgar]

I would purposely tell my wife to go get the neighbor to do my errands. Of course she would probably ultimately end up screwing him. but hey, if thats all i have to lose in order to get my garage organized and my landscaping done. Im down, hell ill give the guy a beer

 

[heatherrae]

I would purposely tell my wife to go get the neighbor to do my errands. Of course she would probably ultimately end up screwing him. but hey, if thats all i have to lose in order to get my garage organized and my landscaping done. Im down, hell ill give the guy a beer

 

[PBR]

No one touches my laundry! NO ONE! lol

And I do laundry for 5 too! Never fucking ending story!

i cant even keep up with my own laundry...

 

[digimon7068]

Try asking the question from your knees next time. . .always gets me moving.

 

[heatherrae]

Try asking the question from your knees next time. . .always gets me moving.

Yes, but I needed more than just that one part moving...LOL.

 

[digimon7068]

Yes, but I needed more than just that one part moving...LOL.

Oh baby. . .that gets all my parts moving. Maybe you're not doing it right??

 

[gotmilk]

Did he trim your bush after?

 

[Dial_tone]

offer up anal

 

[Frisky]

offer up anal

Is that a sure shot? LOL

I'm really impatient, so if 30secs go by and things are done, I just do them myself.

 

[JayC9]

Much like an animal marking the boundaries of its territory by spraying urine and defecating the human male will likewise leave telltale signs of his presence by doing the odd job around the house, painting high hard to reach spots and leaving DIY projects unfinished.

 

[Y_lifter]

In related news...

Whenever my wifes cousin comes down to visit us, she always cooks these
gourmet awesome meals that make me want to CRY they are so Good.

My wife is an OK cook, yet not very adventurous.

I have learned to be very low key on my crying, after my wife got a pissed/hurt look on her face the first time I went all crazy eating her cousins cooking.

I could see how by implication I was saying her cooking was inferior

 

[JayC9]

In related news...

Whenever my wifes cousin comes down to visit us, she always cooks these
gourmet awesome meals that make me want to CRY they are so Good.

My wife is an OK cook, yet not very adventurous.

I have learned to be very low key on my crying, after my wife got a pissed/hurt look on her face the first time I went all crazy eating her cousins cooking.

I could see how by implication I was saying her cooking was inferior

Count your lucky stars bud, my wife burns water. She's cooked a handful of times bless her but my immune system can't take anymore.

 

[a creed]

Okay, call me the dali lama a human interaction, but I have discovered a way to get a man to fix something he has been putting off.

All you have to do is ask another man to help you do it. (Insert your own sex joke here). Okay, I kept asking my guy to help me move a very heavy birdbath out of the yard. He always put it off and wouldn't help me. Then, I was chatting with the neighbor about gardening and such and mentioned that I wanted to get rid of this birdbath but it was too heavy. He volunteered, and I commented on how heavy it was and that I would sure appreciate the help. To make a long story short, my guy beat us to the backyard and had the thing in the back of his truck before you could say, "pretty please."

Men have huge egos.

I HATE to say it - but it's SO true

 

[biteme]

Okay, call me the dali lama a human interaction, but I have discovered a way to get a man to fix something he has been putting off.

All you have to do is ask another man to help you do it. (Insert your own sex joke here). Okay, I kept asking my guy to help me move a very heavy birdbath out of the yard. He always put it off and wouldn't help me. Then, I was chatting with the neighbor about gardening and such and mentioned that I wanted to get rid of this birdbath but it was too heavy. He volunteered, and I commented on how heavy it was and that I would sure appreciate the help. To make a long story short, my guy beat us to the backyard and had the thing in the back of his truck before you could say, "pretty please."

Men have huge egos.

Not me. The only reason I'd do it is because I'd be embarrassed for another person (male or female) to do what I could do myself. So I guess, yes, that would work, but not for the reason you think. At least not with me.

 

[stilleto]

i don't ask anyone to do anything for me. i do it myself.

 

[bigmann245]

i always do my neighbor and fix their stuff around their house. but for some reason we find ourselves in the bedroom trying to find out why the bed squeaks so much. oh well, one day ill find that squeak and lube it.....

 

[heatherrae]

i always do my neighbor and fix their stuff around their house. but for some reason we find ourselves in the bedroom trying to find out why the bed squeaks so much. oh well, one day ill find that squeak and lube it.....

ROFL.

 

[heatherrae]

Not me. The only reason I'd do it is because I'd be embarrassed for another person (male or female) to do what I could do myself. So I guess, yes, that would work, but not for the reason you think. At least not with me.

THat is the point biteme. You would not want the other man or your girl to think that he could fix it when you could not. Big egos. ;-)

 

[bw1]

THat is the point biteme. You would not want the other man or your girl to think that he could fix it when you could not. Big egos. ;-)

Isn't it late where your at?...go to bed already...

 

[heatherrae]

Isn't it late where your at?...go to bed already...

He goes to bed early and gets up early. I'm the night owl.

 

[bw1]

He goes to bed early and gets up early. I'm the night owl.

OK

 

[caligirl]

Okay, call me the dali lama a human interaction, but I have discovered a way to get a man to fix something he has been putting off.

All you have to do is ask another man to help you do it. (Insert your own sex joke here). Okay, I kept asking my guy to help me move a very heavy birdbath out of the yard. He always put it off and wouldn't help me. Then, I was chatting with the neighbor about gardening and such and mentioned that I wanted to get rid of this birdbath but it was too heavy. He volunteered, and I commented on how heavy it was and that I would sure appreciate the help. To make a long story short, my guy beat us to the backyard and had the thing in the back of his truck before you could say, "pretty please."

Men have huge egos.

and you just figured this out recently? girl....... at least it's better now, than never!!!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

You'll be a virgin until you're 50. Hookers will throw money back in your face.

now THAT is a useful skill!