bw1 said:......for plat k hits......I'm in a giving moodWhere's Johnny Cakes?
He's dreamy
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velvett said:Can't have him , I'm not sharing him.
I'll share other things with you.

bw1 said:my k messages are like beautiful Hallmark cards![]()
silverstar1025 said:Yeah I was very touched. I almost needed to grab a tissue.

PuddleMonkey said:There is now![]()
silverstar1025 said:Yeah I was very touched.
bw1 said:Just let me take care of it, pack things that are short and tight![]()
PuddleMonkey said:I wanna be touched in my bathing suit area.
silverstar1025 said:My favorite person has arrived.
PuddleMonkey said:Just here for a few, been busy messaging wimminz setting up dates.

PuddleMonkey said:Just here for a few, been busy messaging gummy holes setting up flings.
EnderJE said:
silverstar1025 said:Still have not gotten the new girl to touch your privates eh?
PuddleMonkey said:I'll be gettin' my privates touched tonight. Unfortunately by an ex though and not someone new
But its still sex, so I'll take it!
You're shameless when you flirt.silverstar1025 said:No FUCK YOU!
I already hit you with some, Bish!![]()
PuddleMonkey said:I'll be gettin' my privates touched tonight. Unfortunately by an ex though and not someone new
But its still sex, so I'll take it!
silverstar1025 said:Of course you little slut!![]()
EnderJE said:You're shameless when you flirt.
You still can't get into my pants.
Why don't you just hire someone? It would be cheaper.PuddleMonkey said:I'll be gettin' my privates touched tonight. Unfortunately by an ex though and not someone new
But its still sex, so I'll take it!
PuddleMonkey said:Hey.. I'm 32, kidless, and never been married. I gotta take advantage of this scenario. And don't feel bad for the women, they're trying to take advantage of it too!
PuddleMonkey said:Hey.. I'm 32, kidless, and never been married. I gotta take advantage of this scenario. And don't feel bad for the women, they're trying to take advantage of it too!
bw1 said:She's mine
EnderJE said:Why don't you just hire someone? It would be cheaper.
PuddleMonkey said:Cheaper than my ex? No way, I don't even have to feed her! She just wants dick and hates the dating scene. I ain't giving that up!
You can't into my pants either.bw1 said:She's mine
EnderJE said:You can't into my pants either.
silverstar1025 said:I tried to tell him that, but he won't listen. He stalks me all the time.![]()
This is going to sound really stupid in a jokey type thread, but don't you find that type of relationship a little empty?PuddleMonkey said:Cheaper than my ex? No way, I don't even have to feed her! She just wants dick and hates the dating scene. I ain't giving that up!
EnderJE said:This is going to sound really stupid in a jokey type thread, but don't you find that type of relationship a little empty?

Depends, do I get sprinkles on the ice cream?bw1 said:Not even for a salad toss?
silverstar1025 said:Ok I am starting to feel like I don't belong in here anymore. Lots of mo shit going on.

blueta2 said:this is the only way you can get peeps to one of your threads (Ortiz humor)
Hit me with your BIG k

Wow. On many levels. Wow.the_alcatraz said:
calveless wonder said:
silverstar1025 said:Uh you should only post in here if you are going to hit back. We all know you won't because you are lazy.![]()
calveless wonder said:not lazy enough to smack-a-hoe![]()
i am lolbw1 said:I have
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