Germany Gear? Guards bum?

[2guns4u]

Germany Gear?

Hi everyone!!!

I have come to announce that I will be starting a new club on elitefitness. It is only open to newbies that can't read....such as myself. It's going to called the "READ THE TOS AND WORSHIP GUARDS'S ASS CLUB".

The criteria for membership is as follows:

1. Be a complete newbie
2. Never bother to read the TOS
3. Have a strong admiration, love even, for Guards's bum


Come on guys! I know there are TONS of you out there that would love to join!!!!!!!!

 

[guards]

Re: Germany Gear?

K dude.....i don't know if i am down for this club idea. I mean, i know my ass is perfect and all but this has really got to stop.

 

[needsize]

will there be a membership fee?

 

[wnt2bBeast]

will there be a photo gallery of guards' ass???

 

[satchboogie]

ah ah ah!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BIGJAKE]

HAHAHH that is good shit.

 

[Pakelika]

LOL, your a funny guy

 

[2guns4u]

FYI I have been a member of this site before a couple of years ago. I got away from it because of stuip people that really don't know what the hell they are talking about. I plan this Vac. To Germany and I said hey I don't know much about Germany and what is available over thier so I thougth I might come back to this site and see if anyone has any information to share. But I could not remember my pass word and my Hushmail account password. So I went thougth the Trouble of opening a new e-mail account and getting a new member ID. I quess I wasted my fucking time and I know why I stop come here and wasting hour after hour of time. If you people don't know something it OK to say I don't know. For the good people here keep up the good work. For the rest of you want 2 be bodybulids you might want to go back to riding your skateboards. It's OK to ask your mom for the money to by you a new one. You little punk ass kids!

 

[RADAR]

FYI I have been a member of this site before a couple of years ago. I got away from it because of stuip people that really don't know what the hell they are talking about.


So you came back seeking advice from people who don't know what in the hell they're talking about? Gee! Thats neat!



RADAR

 

[tiger88]

guard bro

i seen his white ass in the locker room

wax that mofo and loose the celulite (looks a ziplock bag full Tapioca pudding)

 

[2guns4u]

I didn't say all

 

[manny78]

lol

 

[bicepts101]

FYI I have been a member of this site before a couple of years ago. I got away from it because of stuip people that really don't know what the hell they are talking about. I plan this Vac. To Germany and I said hey I don't know much about Germany and what is available over thier so I thougth I might come back to this site and see if anyone has any information to share. But I could not remember my pass word and my Hushmail account password. So I went thougth the Trouble of opening a new e-mail account and getting a new member ID. I quess I wasted my fucking time and I know why I stop come here and wasting hour after hour of time. If you people don't know something it OK to say I don't know. For the good people here keep up the good work. For the rest of you want 2 be bodybulids you might want to go back to riding your skateboards. It's OK to ask your mom for the money to by you a new one. You little punk ass kids!

nice one bro...you really stumped us here....i guess ill have to ask my mom for 20 bucks so i can buy that cool skateboard.....thanks for putting the members or elitefitness in their cubbyhole

 

[bicepts101]

I didn't say all

so whao are you directing it at then???? all of the guys on this thread know more info on anabolic than you could gather in the rest of your sorry life

 

[Pakelika]

if you think you waste your time here then why did you bother to write such a long post ? Don't blame others for you being a dumbass and not reading the rules. If i were a mod you would be gone, you obviously like it here sine you keep coming back to reply. dont like it, move on.........

 

[guards]

FYI I have been a member of this site before a couple of years ago. I got away from it because of stuip people that really don't know what the hell they are talking about. I plan this Vac. To Germany and I said hey I don't know much about Germany and what is available over thier so I thougth I might come back to this site and see if anyone has any information to share. But I could not remember my pass word and my Hushmail account password. So I went thougth the Trouble of opening a new e-mail account and getting a new member ID. I quess I wasted my fucking time and I know why I stop come here and wasting hour after hour of time. If you people don't know something it OK to say I don't know. For the good people here keep up the good work. For the rest of you want 2 be bodybulids you might want to go back to riding your skateboards. It's OK to ask your mom for the money to by you a new one. You little punk ass kids!

I guess i have to be the mean one now.


HEY RETARD...IF YOU ARE SUCH A SEASONED VETERAN THAN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT THE QUESTION YOU POSTED ON THE OPEN BOARDS WAS AGAINST THE RULES. THE ONLY WANNABE HERE, IT SEEMS, IS YOU. SORRY WE COULDN'T BEND THE RULES TO YOUR SATISFACTION YOUR HIGHNESS. NEXT TIME, I WILL ASK YOUR PERMISSION BEFORE I EDIT ONE OF YOUR BRAIN FARTS.


DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT.


K, I'm done yelling now.


fucking newbies....

 

[needsize]

FYI I have been a member of this site before a couple of years ago. I got away from it because of stuip people that really don't know what the hell they are talking about. I plan this Vac. To Germany and I said hey I don't know much about Germany and what is available over thier so I thougth I might come back to this site and see if anyone has any information to share. But I could not remember my pass word and my Hushmail account password. So I went thougth the Trouble of opening a new e-mail account and getting a new member ID. I quess I wasted my fucking time and I know why I stop come here and wasting hour after hour of time. If you people don't know something it OK to say I don't know. For the good people here keep up the good work. For the rest of you want 2 be bodybulids you might want to go back to riding your skateboards. It's OK to ask your mom for the money to by you a new one. You little punk ass kids!

boy, I wish I could be as big as you

 

[babbabuee]

FYI I have been a member of this site before a couple of years ago. I got away from it because of stuip people that really don't know what the hell they are talking about. I plan this Vac. To Germany and I said hey I don't know much about Germany and what is available over thier so I thougth I might come back to this site and see if anyone has any information to share. But I could not remember my pass word and my Hushmail account password. So I went thougth the Trouble of opening a new e-mail account and getting a new member ID. I quess I wasted my fucking time and I know why I stop come here and wasting hour after hour of time. If you people don't know something it OK to say I don't know. For the good people here keep up the good work. For the rest of you want 2 be bodybulids you might want to go back to riding your skateboards. It's OK to ask your mom for the money to by you a new one. You little punk ass kids!

Ok, first off, you are illiterate. Second, the fact that you had to resign up (cause you're too stupid to remember your pass word) and then even take the time to write the above smack, just makes me smile more. I'm hoping that you'll respond to this post too so I'll know you wasted more of your valuable time that could have been spent at a 3rd grade English class.