gay shoes

[HappyScrappy]

I got new shoes, or sandals really, b/c I wanted a change.
I like Kenneth Cole and decided to get shit from there.
The problem... they scream GAY. I do too, and they've asked me not to scream it so loudly at work, so I've stopped... but my shoes still scream it.
My coworker calls these "the gayest sandals he's ever seen":

I was also considering these, but funnily enough, personally found them to be too gay:

my girlfriend suggested I get these:

but the problem there is, they don't look gay enough. and I already have shoes like that.

I'm a model if you know what I mean.

 

[Raina]

I agree with your gf HS. The last pair are certainly the least gay. But honestly, the shoes are the least of your problems. I'm sure that people are tipped off about your homosexuality by your love of pastel lace and tutus.....

 

[bwood]

shoes are only gay if
your boyfriend licks the
bottom of them while
ramming your knees into
your chest and widening
your hershey highway...

i think anyway...

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm actually still considering getting the second pair.

 

[pushing_fe]

I'd stick with what your girlfriend suggested.


or these, they are pretty "Gay"

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'd stick with what your girlfriend suggested.


or these, they are pretty "Gay"

I already have a pair like what my GF suggested.

and the ones on the right in that pic are okay. the rest are gay.

 

[smallmovesal]

i like the sandals but in another colour.

the second pair have an ugly sole... and the third are boring for every day wear.

 

[Y_lifter]

I made it 12 years of Marriage without wearing dress shoes with tassels.
I finally broke down last year and bought a pair of nice loafters due to the fact that I just don't care anymore what people think.

You go, HOMO Boy !

 

[smallmovesal]

if you need another pair of dressy shoes may i suggest these:

 

[HappyScrappy]

I don't need dressy shoes - I have plenty of those.
I need something that is between dressy and sneakers.
business casual and ideally also bar allowable - divy shitty ass bars or nicer places.

and not campers - I think those things are butt ugly.

 

[smallmovesal]

i doubt you'll like these but you can get these in diff colour combos

 

[smallmovesal]

i doubt you'll like these but you can get these in diff colour combos

Black - Calfskin/Leather
Medium: 7-12, 13, 14, 15
Burgundy (Marron) - Calfskin/Leather
Medium: 7-12, 13, 14, 15

Camel (Tan) - Calfskin/Leather
Medium: 7-12, 13, 14, 15
Navy - Calfskin/Leather
Medium: 7-12, 13, 14, 15

 

[HappyScrappy]

LOL
that is hideous. looks worse than campers.

 

[smallmovesal]

wtf are campers?

 

[WODIN]

Time for you to just join the pink team dude. My wife has sandles like those. You are either gay, a potential tranny or a repressed cross dresser!

Let your Divaness out HS! Out I Say!!!

 

[smallmovesal]

man there are slim pickings online for men's shoes

 

[HappyScrappy]

http://www.camper.es/

although that site, while radiohead-esque in its design - has the worst navigation I've seen in a bit.
just search on clothing sites for campers - like bluefly or something.
they are just ugly trendy shoes.
but not as ugly as that thing you posted there.

 

[smallmovesal]

i didn't like them a whole ton... there's just not much online.

anyway, the first pair were steve madden... i suggest you go there.

now i gotta go see what campers are

 

[HappyScrappy]

Time for you to just join the pink team dude. My wife has sandles like those. You are either gay, a potential tranny or a repressed cross dresser!

Let your Divaness out HS! Out I Say!!!

pink is so 80's. pastel blue was 90's. if you want to be cool - it is all about paisley. the paisley team. although that collar up look of the 80's with a sweater tied around the neck... snazzy.

 

[havoc]

HS, I like these and could get away with them, these bad boys would look good with some khakis and a white shirt. peace

 

[HappyScrappy]

steve madden is for chicks. their women's line is one of the most successful lines today.
never heard of the men's line.

 

[HappyScrappy]

oh shit, just checked out steve madden... that is some ugly ass shit. although he has a pair of sandals like the gay ones I have on

 

[HappyScrappy]

HS, I like these and could get away with them, these bad boys would look good with some khakis and a white shirt. peace

exactly.
I'm considering buying them.

empty the wallet to fill the void in your life. welcome to america.

 

[beastboy]

nice loafters

Those two words just scream gay....

 

[Y_lifter]

Speaking of Screamin Gay......
***
***

 

[havoc]

No, this is gay and they are Gucci, $350

 

[beastboy]

Would you consider "capri pants" for men aka "boat pants" as gay.....? My coworker wears them....

 

[HappyScrappy]

Would you consider "capri pants" for men aka "boat pants" as gay.....? My coworker wears them....

I wouldn't be caught dead in capri pants.
or that shit smalls posted.

and havoc - you should check out the Prada boots - they are just strange - not sure if gay is the word, more just "paramilitary"

 

[pushing_fe]

I must be a backwood's redneck. Because them shoes scream

"Hey look at me, I'm a flaming homosexual!"

j/k Seriously, I see guys with shoes that look like this a lot. There a bit to liberal for me, but I guess that they are pretty popular. Personally, I'll stick with Oxford's and Iverson's.

 

[J-DAM]

I have these Maddens in brown and tan. They are like Addidas, but with an extra stripe.

WEIRD.

 

[Y_lifter]

Happy you should wait for the New Fall Mens shoe line from Saturn

 

[musclebrains]

 

[HappyScrappy]

the only sandals I can think of that aren't gay are Tevas and Birkenstocks... and those are just not gonna happen. I used to wear Berkinstock all in college, even in the snow. comfortable - but not really the look I'm going for now...

and that last statement just opens it up for all kinda jokes. bastards.

 

[HappyScrappy]

MB - do you really let you legs get that hairy?

 

[musclebrains]

MB - do you really let you legs get that hairy?

Yeah and, fyi, Birkenstocks are the classic lesbo footwear.

 

[PinK233]

I've seen guys wearing that first pair of sandals with capri pants and it just screams homosexual....I dunno, I'm just not into that look...but the second ones aren't that bad....and I like those gray sneakers someone posted before....

 

[HappyScrappy]

a guy could wear anything at all - even baseball cleats - with capri pants, and it would scream homosexual - so that is not to say the sandals are gay...

that said, I'm feeling the sandals are gay. fine fine fine.
fuckers.

 

[J-DAM]

<--- someone

 

[musclebrains]

I am gay and I have no idea what capri pants are. Please educate me.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I am gay and I have no idea what capri pants are. Please educate me.

they are those pants that end somewhere between your ankles and knees.
frequently they either flare out, or they have huge cuffs if they are jeans.

clamdiggers I think they are also called - for wading out into the water I suppose

 

[musclebrains]

they are those pants that end somewhere between your ankles and knees.
frequently they either flare out, or they have huge cuffs if they are jeans.

clamdiggers I think they are also called - for wading out into the water I suppose

Those are NOT gay. Only a heterosexual with pretensions of style would wear that shit.

 

[john937]

A pair of Kings trump a pair of queens

 

[musclebrains]

A pair of Kings trump a pair of queens

Those are pussy boots.

 

[HappyScrappy]

this thread just got really weird.
more like a fetish thing instead of the run of the mill dudes doing dudes thing.

 

[musclebrains]

this thread just got really weird.
more like a fetish thing instead of the run of the mill dudes doing dudes thing.

 

[john937]

Here's the latest from China: http://www.8848b2b.com/

 

[lamamacita]

http://www.stbernardsports.com/productdetail.cfm?itemID=352

"rainbow" brand sandals..HEHEHE, these are actually really popular among many straight males i know

 

[john937]

"rainbow" brand sandals..HEHEHE, these are actually really popular among many straight males i know [/B]

??? $39 for flip flops ???

 

[lamamacita]

??? $39 for flip flops ???

that is the cheapest I've ever seen them

 

[musclebrains]

Whatever you put on your feet, remember that nothing is more comfortable, carefree and downright sexy than a bare foot.

 

[Boach]

Scrap,

I think you have good taste in shoes. I like both the sandals and the flats you chose.

As for Steve Maddens, their mens' lineup is awesome. I own a pair just mentioned by another guy.

However, these shoes are borderline gay.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Men in sandals are yucky, especially fancy leather ones. Flip flops are okay if the occasian is appropriate.

Steven Maddens are cool, my boyfriend has those.

 

[musclebrains]

This prosthetic foot looks extremely heterosexual.

 

[b fold the truth]

Gotta love Chucks...they look great in a shirt and tie too...

 

[b fold the truth]

Even different colors...

 

[musclebrains]

Even different colors...

I still don't understand doing heavy lifts in those things. They have no heel or arch support. HOwever, I have an enormous collection of them.

 

[b fold the truth]

When you feel patriotic...

 

[b fold the truth]

And a pair that everyone may come to know and love....

B True

 

[musclebrains]

These are both gay and pimp-esque. Perfect for Happy de Scrappy.

 

[smallmovesal]

mb:

scrappy just doesn't like anything that isn't a running shoe or a dress shoe...

that or i hang around too many people open to wearing things that are just a notch from the norm.. so we don't own the same shoes as everyone else... why be boring normal? anyway...

 

[musclebrains]

mb:
scrappy just doesn't like anything that isn't a running shoe or a dress shoe...

that or i hang around too many people open to wearing things that are just a notch from the norm.. so we don't own the same shoes as everyone else... why be boring normal? anyway...

This is a nice running shoe.

 

[musclebrains]

These will be good after Happy has his final surgery and changes his nickname to Golda Fingah Pimpfellatia.

 

[smallmovesal]

oh father-of-my-future-child, those pics take forever to load

barefoot is always cute though scrappy:

 

[velvett]

Whatever you put on your feet, remember that nothing is more comfortable, carefree and downright sexy than a bare foot.

AH...MEN

 

[HighIntensity]

every shoe posted on this thread is trendy yet oh so gay... its the...I bet someone will wear these cause there a name brand effect that madison ave. bestows on us daily.

 

[CrimsonKing]

I agree with your gf HS. The last pair are certainly the least gay. But honestly, the shoes are the least of your problems. I'm sure that people are tipped off about your homosexuality by your love of pastel lace and tutus.....

 

[b fold the truth]

I still don't understand doing heavy lifts in those things. They have no heel or arch support. HOwever, I have an enormous collection of them.

You don't need a heel or arch support when doing squats or deadlifts. When you squat, you should be sitting back and trying to spread the floor. Chucks will not roll on the sides when you do this...which is a good thing.

On deadlifts...Chucks let you sit back farther...after all...a deadlift is not pulling up, it is pulling back.

B True

 

[musclebrains]

oh father-of-my-future-child, those pics take forever to load

Aintcha got no high speed?

 

[smallmovesal]

not at the moment... stop rubbing it in

 

[musclebrains]

These are nice for warm days at a day care center.

 

[smallmovesal]

you'll be the hit of the bath house!

 

[musclebrains]

You'll get more pity-fucks than a quadraplegic in shoes like these:

 

[Mdguy]

you'll be the hit of the bath house!

LOL!

Seeing someone wearing those would make me 'accidentally' drop my towel in the steam room

 

[smallmovesal]

LOL!

Seeing someone wearing those would make me 'accidentally' drop my towel in the steam room

you like his dainty feet?

 

[Mdguy]

you like his dainty feet?

Yes, as long as his feet are the only thing of his that are dainty

 

[magdelana]

Scrappy,
Be the first amerikan in your neighborhood to get some klompen. (traditional wooden dutch shoes). You can buy them online from Holland. Can get them in all sorts of interesting colours and styles.

 

[musclebrains]

Yes, as long as his feet are the only thing of his that are dainty

You know what they say: Petite feet, huge, um, meat.