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[Garza]

So the story goes....

For years I have been trying to darken my stool. All my friends would make fun of me cuz my poop was brown and their's was black. DAMNIT I WANT BLACK STOOL. So FINALLY, yesterday, I found out......incidentally....what would darken my stool, here I am as I read the label, realizing that my search is over!

 

[smallmovesal]

ok...

 

[spentagn]

It helps if you read the back of the label for possible side effects. Also, try drinking clearasil.

 

[Garza]

Immediately I loose my cool as shown in this pic, my excitement is very great, the stool darkener has been found at last!

 

[smallmovesal]

do you have an extra chromosome?

 

[Garza]

My excitement wears off, but very slowly.

This pic was taken 2 hours later.

 

[spentagn]

do you have an extra chromosome?

LOL. Yeah, it's on the 21st pair as well. HOLY SHIT. This is James. Everything becomes so clear now.

 

[Garza]

I proudly hold my treasured possession. Nothing stands between me and my amazing pink bismuth.

 

[smallmovesal]

everything is starting to fall into place...

 

[TALIBAN KILLER]

AT LEAST HE DOESNT WEAR A TURBAN LIKE SOME OF YOU !!