Garage Sales...

[beastboy]

creates more shit than after a visit to IHOP by HG Pennypacker.


My wife is having one this weekend and she told me I didn't have to help....but then sprung it on me that I need to bring everything up from the basement, set a tent and tables up, hang signs, put an ad in the newspaper. I asked what she was going to do....her response, "collect money".

I quit....I'm breaking up with her tonight.

 

[rsnoble]

gee if that don't sound familiar. And then if you dont help, even though they say you dont have to, it's your ass.

 

[Y_lifter]

Dude, you hit that one on the head like Ike did Tina...

I also get stuck loading huge items into tiny cars or
feeling responsible to tie stuff down in truck beds so
it won't come flying out as they drive away..

Also very few hot women frequent these things so you don't even
have that going for you..

Best one yet was a Hispanic woman that was looking at some nice womens shirts we had that were too big for my wife after
she lost the prego weight.

She steps into the garage where we were sitting and proceeds to remove her shirt and try on the other one right there in front of us. She had a bra on, but my 10 yr old daughter freaked...

 

[HG Pennypacker]

ROTFPWMW

 

[WODIN]

Get to work whippin' boy! LOL!!!

 

[beastboy]

ROTFPWMW

I'm afraid to ask.

 

[Y_lifter]

Rolling on the floor playing with my wiener

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Rolling on the floor playing with my wiener

I was thinking "wien", but you captured the main idea.

 

[The Shadow]

...forget the garage sale.....Ive packed all the shit I haven't used...worn in a year and I'm heading down to the Potters House...

lol


..speaking of stuff I havent used in forever - wonder what I can get for that dust covered box of condoms and for..well....my penis as well.

 

[PHATchik]

..speaking of stuff I havent used in forever - wonder what I can get for that dust covered box of condoms and for..well....my penis as well.

*starts looking through her wallet*

Check your PM in a second Corn.

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by Cornholio ...
..speaking of stuff I havent used in forever - wonder what I can get for that dust covered box of condoms and for..well....my penis as well.

Have you ever considered starting a workout program to increase your appearance and appeal ?