Gameshows

[cure]

What is your favorite gameshow or something funny that happened on one?

I was watching Family Feud reruns a few weeks back and they ask this guy...

"What does a guy from Philadelphia dunk his pretzel in?"

The guy answers "A jersey girl"

I was on the floor in complete laughter...the audience was stunned....

 

[vixenbabe]

The Newlywed Game....Funny shit.

Bob Ubanks asked first couple this ?, "Name the strangest place you had sex". The bride says, "In the ass". (They bleeped it out but you still could read her lips)

 

[PHATchik]

The Newlywed Game....Funny shit.

Bob Ubanks asked first couple this ?, "Name the strangest place you had sex". The bride says, "In the ass". (They bleeped it out but you still could read her lips)

I saw that! It was on this show that had game show's uncensored funniest moments. Hilarious.

 

[Bullit]

Nothing beats Canadian gameshows for complete and utter crappiness.
"Congratulations, you've won $100 and a toothbrush".

 

[beastboy]

Win, Lose, or Draw.....

Nothing beats a game show that both Lonnie Anderson and Burt Reynold is in!

 

[HappyScrappy]

There is an Australian Game Show where you don't just lose the game, you can lose some of your shit too.
There was this one they showed where if you were right, then you won a crappy new car - some little crap car.
But if you were wrong, then they put your cat into a car crusher.

The family lost and they just had to stand there crying while they crushed their car.

And a the start of the show, the host grabbed the glasses of the father of the family and crushed them under his shoe.

That is so wrong, but also funny because it isn't me.

 

[vixenbabe]

I saw that! It was on this show that had game show's uncensored funniest moments. Hilarious.

YESSSSSS!

Loved that show...You can still catch it on TV LAND channel...

 

[TheProject]

But if you were wrong, then they put your cat into a car crusher.

What happens when you do this?

 

[beastboy]

Damn cats, they deserve to be in the car crusher!

 

[PolishHammer1977]

The Newlywed Game....Funny shit.

Bob Ubanks asked first couple this ?, "Name the strangest place you had sex". The bride says, "In the ass". (They bleeped it out but you still could read her lips)

Here is when my "Selective memory" come into play.

"Where is the strangest place you have ever had sex with your partner"?

1/2 second pause

"That would be in the butt Bob".

One of the all time classics in game show history. I remember it like it was yesterday. I think I was in high school at the time.

 

[HappyScrappy]

okay, okay - not cat. car.

you know what I mean.

 

[vixenbabe]

Here is when my "Selective memory" come into play.

"Where is the strangest place you have ever had sex with your partner"?

1/2 second pause

"That would be in the butt Bob".

One of the all time classics in game show history. I remember it like it was yesterday. I think I was in high school at the time.

I bet the cans in your pantry are in alphabetical order...

 

[PolishHammer1977]

I wouldn't say alphabetical order. Lets just say my place is always clean for company. lol.

 

[Bullit]

Here is when my "Selective memory" come into play.

Must be selective because we all know he never said 'sex'. It was always Hanky Panky or 'whoopie' or some similar variant.


Happy - I totally thought you were serious about the cat..LMAO. I was like "holy shit!!! them aussies take their games seriously!!"

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Must be selective because we all know he never said 'sex'. It was always Hanky Panky or 'whoopie' or some similar variant.

Well excuse me sir. The truth is that we ALL don't know. If you read all of the thread, another person is quoted as using the word "sex" as well.

Good effort. Stretch out and come back more limber next time around.

 

[Bullit]

OK maybe its just us old bastards that now it.
Or the people with an IQ above 60.

One of the two.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

OK maybe its just us old bastards that now it.
Or the people with an IQ above 60.

One of the two.

How about both. lol.

 

[Bullit]

lol.... well ya know that you aren't an old bastard... and you didn't know it .. so I guess your IQ is below 60?

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Make it a 34. I scored the same as Walter Paytons infamous #, may him rest in peace.

It's all you need to get into grad school. lol. All you kids out there, all you need is a 34! Study hard.

 

[Bullit]

lol.
Isn't 34 approx the same IQ as a platypus?