Fury

[satanic goatslayer]

When boiling eggs in a pot, call your friend over and scald him/her with the water. Laugh and repeat as necessary. The pot also doubles as a bludgeoning tool.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm a quadriplegic so I don't care.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Three days ago, my Toothless east indian associate was struck by a bus as he prayed to Allah. Why he decided to pray in the middle of the road is a mystery, but I believe it had something to do with his brain tumor. I stole his flying rug and now I cruise around throwing knives at the homeless.

 

[XBiker]

Don't be a pussy and sign your negative karma next time.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Don't be a pussy and sign your negative karma next time.

I rarely give 'karma' and when I do, I always sign it.

In the future, please refrain from making false accusations.

Thank you.

 

[XBiker]

I rarely give 'karma' and when I do, I always sign it.

In the future, please refrain from making false accusations.

Thank you.

Browsing invisibly, are we?

Kinda like not signing karma...

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Browsing invisibly, are we?

Kinda like not signing karma...

What are you on about?

Why would I be inclined to not sign negative karma? Am I frightened by you?

Hardly.

Browsing invisibly?

It's an option in profile, and I have a hard time seeing where it would be compared to not signing karma.

I gave you some karma about three minutes ago. As you will see, I signed it.

I don't even recall ever reading any of your posts, so why would I randomly give out karma to you, and really, who cares if I did?

Trivial Pursuit.

 

[Peyote Killa]

Satanic Goatslayer, I was walking my dog the other day, and came across a species you once made a post about. I believe you reffered to them as Fat Cunt. Well she was defacating in the spot where my dog wanted to, so I took your advice about hiding in a bush and using a sneak attck to catch her off gaurd. I thought this would have been foolproof, well it wasn't, she saw me, and tried to run, so I let my dog go after Fat Cunt, my dog managed to grab her and take the Fat CUnt down. Now here is my problem, once Fat Cunt is down, I forgot how I am suppossed to finish her off.

I need advice, she is currently sitting in my attick, she is tied up and refusing to eat or use the bathroom.

Help a fellow Elite Fitness member!!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Now here is my problem, once Fat Cunt is down, I forgot how I am suppossed to finish her off.

There are no rules carved in stone. I like to spear Fat Cunt's, but a thrashing or wood chipper would work as well - provided the wood chipper was industrial size.

And Days, we all know that it brightens everyone's day when you beat them with a garbage can lid. Make sure to draw blood though.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

I like to spear Fat Cunt's though.

Spear fat cunts with your love rocket??? LOLLOLOLOLOL

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Spear fat cunts with your love rocket??? LOLLOLOLOLOL

That's superdave. Please get your facts straight.