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[Smurfy]

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"

The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,
drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed
skinny,and was never farted on.



The End

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Have you gone to the gym yet?

 

[jh1]

Wish the bitch would have said no to me...

 

[javaguru]

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"

The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,
drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed
skinny,and was never farted on.



The End

I agree with QT, go to the gym woman......

 

[KillahBee]

My fucking streak is over - my car ran outta gas today while driving it. Fuck, that was an 11 year streak with no signs of stopping.

Fucking rental car shit Saturn with the fucking dashboard in the CENTER of the entire console. That makes fucking sense, American assbandits

 

[Smurfy]

My fucking streak is over - my car ran outta gas today while driving it. Fuck, that was an 11 year streak with no signs of stopping.

Fucking rental car shit Saturn with the fucking dashboard in the CENTER of the entire console. That makes fucking sense, American assbandits

Are you in town? Im chillin in the 06850.

 

[KillahBee]

Are you in town? Im chillin in the 06850.

Nah man, I'm down in Georgia

 

[Smurfy]

Nah man, I'm down in Georgia

thanks.

 

[Arabian]

lol good one

 

[superqt4u2nv]

thanks.

Don't ignore me woman get to the gym!

 

[Smurfy]

Don't ignore me woman get to the gym!

I'm in CT so I cant go to the gym today

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I'm in CT so I cant go to the gym today

I am sure there is gym's in CT

 

[Jon79]

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"

The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,
drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed
skinny,and was never farted on.



The End

smurfy k hit me so my crowns show up

i will hook you up honey

 

[KillahBee]

I am sure there is gym's in CT

Go Fitness (it was fucking World Gym when I joined).

Smurfy - I can get you in free or at least cheap. Holla my name round