Funny shit written in bathroom stalls...

[spentagn]

Peanut butter, rap music, and AIDS. Rather abstract, I'm still trying to figure it out.

Your favorites?

 

[Citruscide]

"For manly loving call Jefe at 143-555-5513"

That and "This is the longest shat I've ever taken"

C

 

[kunta]

if you can read this your sitting at a 45 degree angle

 

[Virtual Acid]

Most fucked up shit ive ever seen on a bathroom stall door would be..
Hey ( my name ) i know where you live, CREEPY lol

 

[JohnyJuice]

"some come hear to sit and think, and write upon the walls. I come here to shit and stink, and rest my dreary balls"

 

[Jimsbbc]

GO AHEAD- strangle it!!! You've got Bill Clinton by the neck!!!!

 

[LiLady11]

How come I don't see wacky stuff written in the ladies room? Now I feel all left out and stuff...

 

[naturally anabolic]

"What? you think i brought a pen into the stall to write this with?"

 

[big4life]

"Is this how you want to spend the next 20 years"

Written on a bathroom wall at work.

 

[Island Son]

Above a urinal....
"Why're you looking up here? Ashamed?"

 

[kunta]

written on the outside "side" of the urinal next to you

"what are you looking for faggot?"

 

[The_Mexican]

The funniest was a sticker on a bathroom mirror at an airport

"All employees must wash genitals"

 

[EYEPEEE]

RECIPE MY OX?!!! HOHOHOHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[HighIntensity]

i don't use public toilets, you people are sick

 

[Taps]

Written at eye level above a urinal:

"Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand."

 

[RADAR]

This one is from college---- Please do not throw cigarette butts in the toilet as they become soggy and hard to light!!! RADAR

 

[Bigsatan13]

Peanut butter, rap music, and AIDS. Rather abstract, I'm still trying to figure it out.

Your favorites?

I know the answer, but some people wont want to hear it.

 

[Bigsatan13]

Here's 2

Here I sit with my legs a parted
I wanted to shit, but I only farted.




Here I sit down and degraded
She wanted to fuck, but I just masterbated.