Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below It's funny this came up. First I'm not that big only about 210, 5'8", but yesterday at the bar I was washing my hands after pissing and a dude in there, probably drunk, turns from pissing and says, "Hey dude, I see you in the gym all the time and wanted to talk to you." Then is guy offers his hand for me to shake.....Yeah fucking right, I had him wash his hands and then shook with him. People are amazing. But deep down most of us don't mind the attention, except from homie in the Honda. Good stuff
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ksbst9mm
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heres a short story.
on the weekends i wait tables at this really nice place from time to time cuz the money is awesome. well i was wating on this one table and this chick grabbed my arm as i was walking by cuz she wanted to order or something. when she grabbed my arm all she said was "oh my god", and i turned to her and said "what ma'am?". she then said to me in front of her husband/boyfriend, your arms are huge i bet you look like one of those magazine guys. Mean while her man was like what the fuck... so when it was time to leave they were both walking out and the guy came back and said that they are regulars there and he would appreciate it if i never waited on them again cuz his girl thought i was hot. I just shook my head and walked away...
its crazy how insecure people can be.... sad actually
ksbst9mm
on the weekends i wait tables at this really nice place from time to time cuz the money is awesome. well i was wating on this one table and this chick grabbed my arm as i was walking by cuz she wanted to order or something. when she grabbed my arm all she said was "oh my god", and i turned to her and said "what ma'am?". she then said to me in front of her husband/boyfriend, your arms are huge i bet you look like one of those magazine guys. Mean while her man was like what the fuck... so when it was time to leave they were both walking out and the guy came back and said that they are regulars there and he would appreciate it if i never waited on them again cuz his girl thought i was hot. I just shook my head and walked away...
its crazy how insecure people can be.... sad actually
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bas4lizzife
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I work as a bouncer and during the warmer months (well, i'm in phoenix, so they're all warm) all the bouncers will take their shirts off around 2:15 once the bar's almost clear and start cleaining up with our wifebeaters on. One nigh I stripped down to my beater and grabbed the cottage cheese/pineapple i'd brought from the kitchen and started eating. There were a few people left in the bar and one girl asked me...
"Is that cottage cheese... mixed with STEROIDS??
"Is that cottage cheese... mixed with STEROIDS??
baseballjuicer
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Before this years baseball season i was at 155 lbs. After our fall season i finally started to go to the gym following the advice of my coach. I had been in the gym on and off for my years in high school but not serious. By the time of beginning of the season i was at 175lbs ripped. When my coach first saw me he was astonished. The seond day of practice he called me into his offce and closed the door. He sat down in front of me and told me in a serious voice that the NCAA will be testing in a couple of days and asked me to not come back because he was afraid i would test positive and tarnish the schools reputation. When he told me this i laughed in his face. I told him i had made all of my gains naturally and he didnt have to worry. He was so imbarissed and made me swear to him i wouldnt tell anyone the discussion we had.
frankmasterpiece
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when my g/f friends ask me how did i get so big i like fuckin with them ,i tell them i eat alot of wendys and mc'donalds lol...they say but how come you dont have a gut,is just genetics baby....
You both shoulda kicked the shit out of them slabbers. I suppose in america you dont know who has a gun.
Over here its only if people have a drink they think theyre hard men or if they come in packs of 10s n 20s. I havent been in a fight in years. ive actually forgotton how good i am! I used to box at middleweight when i was 17 now im a heavyweight and 21.
My uncles have asked if im on juice,because of how big i am, but im not yet on roids although i am planning it this month when i get paid, im not looking forward to the slurs of being a user. even though ive told about 1- of my friends.
Over here its only if people have a drink they think theyre hard men or if they come in packs of 10s n 20s. I havent been in a fight in years. ive actually forgotton how good i am! I used to box at middleweight when i was 17 now im a heavyweight and 21.
My uncles have asked if im on juice,because of how big i am, but im not yet on roids although i am planning it this month when i get paid, im not looking forward to the slurs of being a user. even though ive told about 1- of my friends.
Techbaseball said:Great stories!!! my eyes hurt from reading them.
One night i turned into a freakin party favor. It was my sister-in-laws 30th birthday party. Lotz of single and married girls. My brother and I have mutual friends... so they were all giving me shit cuz i was wearing a "X-Small" polo (it was XL... FYI). So one of my boy's wife comes up to me (little drunk) and starts feeling on my pecs. She then waves over more girls to feel my chest. Well... pretty soon all the girls AND guys were feeling up on me. Then the girls wanted me to take my shirt off!!!! Well... i didn't have a choice... they pretty much stripped it off of me (I didn't resist too much). I had just finished up a cutter and had the 6 pack goin. It was all in good fun. I knew pretty much everyone there.... so no jeolous boyfriends or husbands. BUT there was one guy that I overheard telling one of my friends "I bet he takes roids... he can't be that cut up without help." It was a family function... so I decided not to "rage" on him.
--Techbaseball
Thats what its all about!!
So people think its only steroids that make men big, they dont talk about all the hours put into the gym and all the gruelling food we have to eat.
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