I was in the grocery store about 3 months ago shopping for my week’s worth of chicken, fish, and veggies. I stopped off at the magazine section of the store. One of the hottest looking girls that I have ever seen comes and stands beside me, but of course this girl was way too young for me. I’m 30 and she was probably 20 or so. Out of know where she picked up a fitness magazine and said “is this what you look like with your shirt off. Now, I am not a big guy 5’9” 198, around 7% bf, but with my bf being so low at the time I looked good…hahah.. Anyway, I said no not that guy, but I look like him. She said; let me see your six pack. I just started laughing, and about that time her man or what I presume to be her man walked up and grabbed the shit out of her and said “what the hell are you doing” This guy was about my height had gold chains on with really baggy clothes (pants where about to fall off) and a NY hat that was cocked sideways. He sounded like he had just stepped out of the hood. He was a white guy trying to be black. I just kind of stood there for a second to see what was going to happen next “she said, I was just looking at the magazines. He said “Bullshit, bitch you were talking to that roid head” I said, man you need to calm down, she was just asking me if I saw a certain magazine. About that time he rushes up to me chest to chest and said I don’t care how many steroids you’re taking I will clean these isle with your ass. Now, if you could have heard the way this sounded when he said it… I just started laughing, meanwhile his woman is pulling on his saying “lets go, lets go” I said, my boy, you are confused.. He said F*** you. I said, first you and I both know you are white and second there isn’t anyway you can clean these isles with my ass. Then he said, I aren’t worth his time and walked away. Well, after I paid and started on my way out there was about 5 people that looked just like him staring and pointing at me. I get in my car and they start following me, in these Hondas that are slammed to the ground and other slammed and all painted up cars with large mufflers. You know the kind that makes the driver think he’s driving 100mph everywhere he goes. No, offense, but if you have one of these cars, and you are over 20 years it’s time to grow up. Anyway, I still think this is just funny, but then they are getting real close to the back of my car at red lights and pulling up beside me telling me to roll down my window. Being 30, I like to think I have a great amount of patience with people. But, my patience has run out and I didn’t want them following me to my house. So I pull over in a bank parking lot and jump out of the car. The one guy that was picking on me (hahahah) in the store jumps out and takes his shirt off and starts yelling to his buddy, to hold his chains, that he was about to f*** me up. Now, at this point I should have been the bigger man, and have just gotten into my car and left. But I couldn’t help myself. So I decide that I will take my shirt off and get ready to partake in whatever this guy wants to try and do.. Well, the best complement I have had since I started working out happened at that very moment. And soon as my shirt came of, all his buddy that were standing around, went “Damn” The funny part is they said it all at the same time. Then, his buddy’s said, to their friend “he going to kick your ass” At that point I said to they guy look, I understand that you need to show your woman that you are tuff, but I am not the guy you want to do that with. He said, you’re a pussy, and turn to his buddies and said “ lets go get our drink on” Well, as they were leaving one of his buddies pulls his car of next to me and says, I think you go to my gym, I said you mean, my gym. I laughed, and he then asked if we could me up sometime and she if I could help him with his routines. I said, talk to me at the gym and he left.
So anyway, I know I ran the story long and got of topic, but I just had to tell it. I was floored that after all that, his buddy asked me that at the end Again, I don’t recommend pulling over or fighting in anyway. But enough was enough.
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