Funny message in the bathroom at work

[Nathan]

Someone seems to always pee a bit on the floor at the urinal. So, someone left the message:

"Will the person with the anatomy problem please use a sit down toilet to urinate so that the rest of us don't have to stand in your urine when using this fixture.

Thank you"

I laughed.

 

[Nathan]

Then you pissed on the floor right?

No.

 

[WODIN]

Then you pissed on the floor right?

 

[MrMuscle the return]

I just did...is very refreshing. Let it fly all over the place.

you say that as if you could avoid it if you wanted to

 

[WODIN]

No.

I just did...is very refreshing. Let it fly all over the place.

 

[Nathan]

I just did...is very refreshing. Let it fly all over the place.

Alright, I'll give it a try but I can't promise I'll like it.

 

[WODIN]

you say that as if you could avoid it if you wanted to

True...true....

 

[PoyeBoy]

my friend used to be the janitor at the municiple pool, everytime I went there I would leave him a little present, usually I pissed on the toilet paper in the stalls, but one time a buddy of mine actually pooped on the floor.

then when we would get drunk during the weekend I would ask him some horror stories, he would always say that dipshits keep peeing on the toilet paper and then some wierdo poo'd on the floor and my friend brought the giant floor scrubber over it to try to clean it up and it just smeared it around on the floor.

 

[Lift Chief]

my friend used to be the janitor at the municiple pool, everytime I went there I would leave him a little present, usually I pissed on the toilet paper in the stalls, but one time a buddy of mine actually pooped on the floor.

then when we would get drunk during the weekend I would ask him some horror stories, he would always say that dipshits keep peeing on the toilet paper and then some wierdo poo'd on the floor and my friend brought the giant floor scrubber over it to try to clean it up and it just smeared it around on the floor.

LOL- what great friends you guys were to him.

 

[MaGilicuti]

what are friends for

 

[Nathan]

my friend used to be the janitor at the municiple pool, everytime I went there I would leave him a little present, usually I pissed on the toilet paper in the stalls, but one time a buddy of mine actually pooped on the floor.

then when we would get drunk during the weekend I would ask him some horror stories, he would always say that dipshits keep peeing on the toilet paper and then some wierdo poo'd on the floor and my friend brought the giant floor scrubber over it to try to clean it up and it just smeared it around on the floor.

LOL. You're the kids everyone's parents' are always telling their children to steer clear of grwoing up. I came to the realization that i was also one of those people some time ago.

 

[vixenbabe]

Poyeboy....You sooooo fit the picture....

 

[rnch]

my friend used to be the janitor at the municiple pool, everytime I went there I would leave him a little present, usually I pissed on the toilet paper in the stalls, but one time a buddy of mine actually pooped on the floor.

then when we would get drunk during the weekend I would ask him some horror stories, he would always say that dipshits keep peeing on the toilet paper and then some wierdo poo'd on the floor and my friend brought the giant floor scrubber over it to try to clean it up and it just smeared it around on the floor.

male bonding at it's finest

 

[white boy]

the guys gotta be a dumbshit to run a floor scrubber over a turd, what in the hell was he thinking?

 

[bigAragorn]

the guys gotta be a dumbshit to run a floor scrubber over a turd, what in the hell was he thinking?

sounds like you have cleaned up shit before

 

[white boy]

sounds like you have cleaned up shit before

no, but if I had to i sure as hell would'nt run a floor scrubber over it first

 

[crmdogg]

geeze, if only i could figure out a way to get such good friends.-Josh

 

[PoyeBoy]

dudes, dont be hattin, trust me it was powerhouse, Im the type a guy that will bring life to a still picture

 

[hayrab]

A friend will bail you out of jail...........

A good friend will be sitting in the cell next to you laughing his ass off at you.