Funny joke......

[HumorMe]

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll fuck her again !"

 

[gonelifting]

I don`t know why, but the whole time I was thinking of Al Bundy in my mind. lol

 

[British Athlete]

I don`t know why, but the whole time I was thinking of Al Bundy in my mind. lol

 

[casavant]

A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes
to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a
series of tests.

The man wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and
the phone by his bed rings.

"This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone. "We have the results
back from your tests and ... I'm sorry, you have an extremely contagious
deadly disease known as G.A.S.H."

"G.A.S.H?" replies the man. "What in the hell is that?"

"It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, SARS and Herpes," explains the
doctor.

"My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "What are we going to do?"

"Well we're going to put you on a strict diet of pizza, pancakes,
quesadillas and pita bread," says the doctor matter-of-factly.

"Will that cure me?"

"Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will fit under
the door!"

 

[RADAR]

LOL!!!!! Both were funny..i needed a good laff this mornin.



RADAR

 

[British Athlete]

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"



At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll fuck her again !"

 

[presguy]

lolololol yep, a good laugh at both.

 

[rjl296]

2 gooders

 

[FISHTALES]

 

[ohashi]

Nice, big, hearty LOL at both of them.

 

[WarriorPL]

I had a geat laugh from both.