Funny gym stories!!

[starfish]

So what's something crazy that has happenned to you in the gym????

When I first started lifting and learning, I was in the gym doing deadlifts..I turned around and was face to face with the BIGGEST man I had ever seen. We were only face to face because he was sitting on a bench right behind me.

He was huge!! As usual, starfish is like blah, blah, blah, blah..
and I kept lifting along with him.. I was wondering why all the other guys were completely across the gym and not working out near us.


Turns out, I was lifting along with Ronnie Coleman and didn't even know it. LOL!! I'm a dork

 

[casavant]

I like to fart in front of the big fan by the dumbbell rack after eating chicken and rice all day.

 

[starfish]

So that was you, huh!!

 

[casavant]

Yeah- did you see Ronnie run over and sniff my crotch like a dog? I trained him to do that. J/K

Seeing that guy in person would make me want to go home and cry.

 

[starfish]

He was freaking gigantic.. He is like a walking wall. to be honest,it didn't look like he fit the machines because he was so big.

I kept wondering how he bought pants

 

[casavant]

He was freaking gigantic.. He is like a walking wall. to be honest,it didn't look like he fit the machines because he was so big.

I kept wondering how he bought pants

Holding that much muscle has got to be a pain in the ass sometimes. All those drugs, all the food. Trying to find clothes that fit right and actually look half way decent. Oh, and the getting laid part- you would freak most good looking girls out, or they would view you very asexually.

 

[Peyote Killa]

the funniest thing that ever happened while I was in the gym was when I was working at 24hour fitness.
Me and one other trainer where helping this roid junky with his bench press. He had an ungodly amount of weight on the bar, it was so much that we had to be on the sides of the bar to spot him.
Anyways, he lifted it once, then on the second lift the bar just started to drop, and we caught it, and racked it for him. This guy was in tears and screaming bloody murder. He was yelling that his chest was on fire. We tore his shirt off, and this was the wierdest thing I have ever seen in my life. All his tendons that connect his chest to his sternum ripped and his right side chest was balled up on his humerus. It was kinda cool, seeing how it happened and seeing the muscle coil the way it did.
I guess when I think about it, it really isn't funny, but rather neat to see the anotomy do what it is supposed to.

 

[starfish]

Casavant,

I agree. To be honest, he did not look comfortable or something..
He was just HUGE!!

But I honestly had no idea who he was. Someone told me his name as I was leaving and I had to look it up on the internet when I got home.

 

[starfish]

the funniest thing that ever happened while I was in the gym was when I was working at 24hour fitness.
Me and one other trainer where helping this roid junky with his bench press. He had an ungodly amount of weight on the bar, it was so much that we had to be on the sides of the bar to spot him.
Anyways, he lifted it once, then on the second lift the bar just started to drop, and we caught it, and racked it for him. This guy was in tears and screaming bloody murder. He was yelling that his chest was on fire. We tore his shirt off, and this was the wierdest thing I have ever seen in my life. All his tendons that connect his chest to his sternum ripped and his right side chest was balled up on his humerus. It was kinda cool, seeing how it happened and seeing the muscle coil the way it did.
I guess when I think about it, it really isn't funny, but rather neat to see the anotomy do what it is supposed to.

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[big4life]

We had this lady come into the gym for about two weeks and she was a moaner. Whenever she did any lifting or even sit ups she would start to moan. If you just heard the noise you would swear that she was envolved in another form of physical exertion.


Plus she was very good looking, so it was a major distraction.