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This brought my night up abit after reading it. Ive been so stress out I had to stay in and read a book all night on a Friday night. Hope this joke/story makes you laugh..........
At the State Poetry contest, a Yale Graduate and one of the local Red-necks were the last two contestants. The judges gave them a word with which to compose a quick poem to judge the winner. That word was Timbuktu. The Yale Graduate was quicker in completing her poem and stepped forward to recite:
Out in the sandy wastes,
the caravan makes haste,
to the songs of a workman's crew,
destination: Timbuktu.
The red-neck, non-plussed, walked to the podium and recited:
Out in the woods went tim and I,
to hunt beneath the evening sky,
out in the bush we came to found,
a tent with whores upon a mound,
They were three and we were two,
so I bucked one and Tim bucked two.
At the State Poetry contest, a Yale Graduate and one of the local Red-necks were the last two contestants. The judges gave them a word with which to compose a quick poem to judge the winner. That word was Timbuktu. The Yale Graduate was quicker in completing her poem and stepped forward to recite:
Out in the sandy wastes,
the caravan makes haste,
to the songs of a workman's crew,
destination: Timbuktu.
The red-neck, non-plussed, walked to the podium and recited:
Out in the woods went tim and I,
to hunt beneath the evening sky,
out in the bush we came to found,
a tent with whores upon a mound,
They were three and we were two,
so I bucked one and Tim bucked two.
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