Funny bouncing story...

[babyfaced monster]

off topic

Mike tyson slapped the back of chris cormiers head when he was bouncing back in the day. Chris pussied out, thats in his own words.

 

[vanillagorilla]

instant asshole, just add alcohol

 

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Watch out for those skinny kids that wanna fight bouncers. I had a friend who was a bounce/football player who got into a fight with one of those pussy kids. Damn kid pulls out a knife and stabs him. Went between his ribs and punctured his lung. Guy went through hell after that...u wouldn't believe what they have to do to seal a lung with a hole so u don't choke on your own blood. Anyway he's ok now and just got drafted in the NFL. Just goes to show u how a punk kid has the possibility to take on a guy that could bench almost 500lbs. Careful dudes not everyone plays fair

 

[gymtime]

Atta boy Nathan, don't ever change bud.

 

[jc21]

gotta love being a bouncer!! i get a lot of shit cause i am only 5'7, so when the drunk guy sees me they seem not to notice that i am also 230. so this tall fucker, like 6'8 is talking shit to me, said he wouldnt leave my club, so i spun him around and chucked him down the cement stairs outside, funny as hell. he got up didnt even turn around and walked off. it is a good place to take out your rage.

 

[Kool Keith]

I bounced for a year once

I got a job as a bouncer as soon as I turned 21 a couple of years ago. It's funny, but nobody ever started shit with me. But then, I am 6'5" 290. It got old after awhile tho because all you do mostly is pick up glasses and carry drunk people out the door.

 

[Deepsquat]

yeah I lost my job as a bouncer because i wouldn't let go of a choke hold (he was in my gaurd and i had him in a giuottien choke others tried to pull him off me but i wouldn't let go until they grabbed his arms (didn't want to get punched)
anyway...best bouncer story...My friend Adam had just thrown a guy out the door ad as he closed it the dude threw a punch at him ...hit Adam near the eye ...in an attempt to get the guuy away, before Adam unleashed with punches of his own...he threw a quick little jab type puch at him.....hit him in the jaws...dudes eyes rolled back up in his head ...he fell over backward...hit his head onthe conctret where it bounces twice....he now goes into convultions...a pool of blood forms under his head...and he shits and pisses his pant!!!!! paramedic are called...and the dudes heart stops! they get him going again and when he arrives at the hospital ..the police are ther to arrest him for assault!....a cop was there saw the whole thing..and had the guy arrested to protect Adam, from a lawsuite

 

[THE BOUNCER]

that's what happens in this line of work bro. all the little guys want to test you out. to bad for them that they are usually the one's getting hurt.

 

[skyzdalmit]

Yeah Gary, and others...blod chokes, air chokes, guillotines, etc..are dangerous and has been stated have a fine line from putting out a fire and starting a serious one. You can really hurt someone, and I agree too that 30 sec. is a long choke, hell I've seen 10 - 13 sec. average if you have your meat hooks set...Do what the guys said and go to a jiu-jutsu, shoot fight, vale tudo, grappling, catchascatchcan, etc..school and you will learn stuff that will compliment the choke because you can get out of them and the guy could come back and whip the jammy back on you and that would suck about a...let's see a 9 on a scale of 1-10.LOL

 

[MikeyLikesJuice]

anabolics I understand what you are saying, all I am saying is if the dude has you in a choke hold, and you can't get out, he must be way more powerful. I have had plenty off fights with guys my size and a little heavier that held the throat. All you do is punch the sh** out of them while they have no control over your arms. Unless someone is that much bigger and stronger(like he said he is much bigger and people said he can't believe that kid went after him) then I can see passing out. I have seen many fights and been in them, and never seen someone choke someone and be passed out, that is comical