Funniest shit i have seen in a while

[duritz]

Last week on my way to class an old professor hurried to get in front of me to get to class. Guess he was in a hurry. He gets to the door of his class room while i am like 25 feet behind him and he turns around, looks at me and let's loose the juciest fart I have heard in a while. Then he walks into his class. I said outloud, "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!" and walked by. It was some funny ass shit. I assume he had to fart pretty bad and he didn't want to hold it in class or risk having it squeek out while teaching so he let loose before he walked in. I guess he figured, "fuck it" when he saw me behind him.

It reminded me of what me and some of my friends did when we were in college. We'd go to public places and stand next to people in aisle's of say grocery stores and let one rip while looking at a product and pretend nothing happened. AHHH the joy of youth

 

[notoriousQQ]

Ahhh, behold, the joy of ripping a fart in public. The thought and memory brings a tear to my eye.

 

[Saizen]

Shit, this reminds me of when my friend and I where taking an exam in college -I think it was astronomy 101- anyway, the class was huge, an amphitheater style seating where the professors uses I mic. to be heard. Well, my roommate, who was sitting right next to me, decided to lean forward over the little tiny desk and let loose. I guess he thought that it would come out slowly and silently and no one would notice him because they were focusing on their exams.

But he committed one fatal error; he didn't take into account the wooden chairs. Holly mother of God!!! The fart must have bounced everywhere in that classroom. I was laughing so hard that I was literally crying. The professor looked our way and yelled out through the mike "If someone needs to use the bathroom, please have the decency to get up and go and do not put us all through your misery." SHit, I still can hear that fart resounding in my brain when I think of the story

 

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he should have stayed outside for a bit longer cuz he'd carry that shit in with him if he didn't.