Funniest moment while working out?

[Silverback316]

Ok I am sure everyone has a funny story while working out, but I feel the one I have has not been seen by too many. Back a couple of years ago during my senior year in high school me and about 40 others are in our weight training class. Well it was max out day for power cleans and little did I know that it would be a day I would never forget. There was this guy who was a senior also who was extremely annoying and had something wrong with his head but none of us knew what exactly was wrong with him besides the fact that he was a bit slow and gullible. So this guy who I will call Jason Bonell(his real name) tries to clean 185 lbs and fails miserably. So what does he do next, he puts on 2 5 lb plates and is going to attempt 195 lbs. That right there was pretty damn funny, but the best is yet to come. So he goes to do this and gets the weight up to about mid chest level but couldn't flip his wrist under the weight so he starts running forward with the weight and he slams the damn thing against the mirrors in the weight room(which are 500 dollars each by the way) and the barbell and weights richochet back at him(we had rubber plates) and knocks him back on his ass. He ended up shattering 2 mirrors and the whole class was watching this. Every kid fell to the floor laughing their asses off including the friggin teacher. Jason gets up and runs out of the room crying and comes back in the class about 10 minutes later. He walks up to the teacher and what does he say? "Hey coach was it good?" when he threw it against the mirror I think he got his wrist under it or something, but the teacher just sat there and looked at him and laughed. I can't stop laughing whenever I tell this story because it was fucking priceless. Oh this kid was a punk by the way and would try to pick on guys smaller than him , etc. so he got what he deserved. Does anyone else have a funny story they witnessed also?

 

[Nathan]

I don't have one I witnessed so much as was the cause of.
Anyway, this one time I thought it might be fun to drink about 1 gallon of water and see how long I could urinate for. I didn't want to deprive the members of my gym the opportunity to witness this rather mystical event so I entered the gym that day wearing only a pair hockey skates, tied snuggly of course - for safety reasons you understand. I put on the ground a 45lb plate and stood feet together on the center. I then had a friend grab my arm and twirl me around at break-neck speed. I let urine fly at that moment and felt proud to be the cunning and talented man I am. You haven't witnessed anything of import in life until you've seen a grown man spinning at a rapid pace with urine streaming in every direction for a solid 2 minutes with sparks flinging from the 45lb plate due to the sharp metallic skates on synched tightly to his feet. It's a thing of majestic beauty. When I finished I rubbed mayonnaise all over my genitals cause it relaxes me and drank a quart of milk.

Anyway, that's my story. I'm off to dump a steamer on my boss's desk cause I have nothing better to do and he pisses me off.

 

[Dr.RobertBanner]

Damn nathan, your one crazy fucker. That's got to be the funniest mental images I've ever had in my life.

 

[JibbyJabba]

I don't have one I witnessed so much as was the cause of.
Anyway, this one time I thought it might be fun to drink about 1 gallon of water and see how long I could urinate for. I didn't want to deprive the members of my gym the opportunity to witness this rather mystical event so I entered the gym that day wearing only a pair hockey skates, tied snuggly of course - for safety reasons you understand. I put on the ground a 45lb plate and stood feet together on the center. I then had a friend grab my arm and twirl me around at break-neck speed. I let urine fly at that moment and felt proud to be the cunning and talented man I am. You haven't witnessed anything of import in life until you've seen a grown man spinning at a rapid pace with urine streaming in every direction for a solid 2 minutes with sparks flinging from the 45lb plate due to the sharp metallic skates on synched tightly to his feet. It's a thing of majestic beauty. When I finished I rubbed mayonnaise all over my genitals cause it relaxes me and drank a quart of milk.

Anyway, that's my story. I'm off to dump a steamer on my boss's desk cause I have nothing better to do and he pisses me off.

Hell yeah dude... I am always doing that shit.

 

[Malak]

Dude, that is the funnest shit!!

 

[Blue Steel]

I don't know how funny this is to anyone else, but its funny as hell to me. Well, I was in 7th grade I believe and we were in the gym doing some type of exercise thing were we do as many pushups and sit ups in a minute kinda deal. Anyways we got to the sit up part and we had a spotter holding our feet down and i got to about twenty and i couldn't hold it in anylonger i let one rip so loud it shook the windows and i had the little after farts in the next few reps, the kid that was spotting me finally jumped back and that shit smelled, man i miss those days were you can fart in someone's face you dont even know.

 

[go_hard_80]

I don't know how funny this is to anyone else, but its funny as hell to me. Well, I was in 7th grade I believe and we were in the gym doing some type of exercise thing were we do as many pushups and sit ups in a minute kinda deal. Anyways we got to the sit up part and we had a spotter holding our feet down and i got to about twenty and i couldn't hold it in anylonger i let one rip so loud it shook the windows and i had the little after farts in the next few reps, the kid that was spotting me finally jumped back and that shit smelled, man i miss those days were you can fart in someone's face you dont even know.

I AGREE BRO

GO_HARD_80

 

[creep]

Damn Nathan, I swear to god you remind me of my brother. Every one of your post I read, I can't stop laughing.