fug, i cant sleep!!!

[*ebony*]

so of course i gotta make a thread about it

 

[jiggagold]

rub one out thats what i do

 

[*ebony*]

that only works for guys and a select few women.

 

[nimbus]

hot bath

no homo

 

[puddlemonkey]

hot bath

no homo

you can't no homo that bro

 

[nimbus]

like i haven't heard THAT at a truckstop bathroom before

 

[*ebony*]

now that you mentioned it, a hot bath does sound good. and some nice soothing classical music.

 

[nimbus]

now that you mentioned it, a hot bath does sound good. and some nice soothing classical music.

don't forget the lavender bath salts!

no h-

eh fuck it

 

[jnevin]

rub one out thats what i do

I was just going to say this. I'll wake up at 4:00 a.m. and just toss & turn. Serve up an oyster on a towel and I'm out in 15 minutes.

 

[nimbus]

Serve up an oyster on a towel and I'm out in 15 minutes.

omg dude LOL

 

[jnevin]

omg dude LOL

Well it's not like I'll serve it up in my navel and splash it out with my finger like puds in a kiddie pool holding a warm milkshake.

 

[nimbus]

Well it's not like I'll serve it up in my navel and splash it out with my finger like puds in a kiddie pool holding a warm milkshake.

i am dying here

 

[jnevin]

Soulballs does not get my humor. She just thinks I'm gross if I mention bodily fluids in a joking way. And yet half the time she wants me to cum in her mouth or on her face if it was a good session.

Thefuck

 

[nimbus]

Soulballs does not get my humor. She just thinks I'm gross if I mention bodily fluids in a joking way. And yet half the time she wants me to cum in her mouth or on her face if it was a good session.

Thefuck

jokes are only funny because of the contrast they present to the workings of a sane mind

 

[PICK3]

Serve up an oyster on a towel

ololololol2

thought that was what socks were for

 

[miplank]

Well it's not like I'll serve it up in my navel and splash it out with my finger like puds in a kiddie pool holding a warm milkshake.

lololol

 

[jnevin]

jokes are only funny because of the contrast they present to the workings of a sane mind

She's been very sweet and sane since we've been hanging out. It alarms me.

 

[PICK3]

She's been very sweet and sane since we've been hanging out. It alarms me.

she's cheating on you

 

[puddlemonkey]

she's cheating on you

he's used to it

 

[*ebony*]

I was just going to say this. I'll wake up at 4:00 a.m. and just toss & turn. Serve up an oyster on a towel and I'm out in 15 minutes.

jeeez.lol

 

[jnevin]

he's used to it

Oh I'm pretty far removed from it. She's moved on to helping people cheat on their spouses. Classy.

 

[iggy]

Lol nev. I can't sleep either ebs. Too much stuff on my mind....

 

[*ebony*]

Lol nev. I can't sleep either ebs. Too much stuff on my mind....

same here. sigh

 

[billfred]

same here. sigh

This is when I don't sleep. 3:30 am on. Sometimes I get back to sleep around 5:30 or 6 am for about an hour. Other times I am just up forbthe day.

 

[RADAR]

I can't sleep either i have been up 3 hrs.........thinking about going postal today ,i hear the drugs they give you will help you sleep!

 

[guerbear]

hot bath

no homo

only with lavender bath oils right?