fucking parent assholes

[Sub-Zero]

i just had to eat a fucking nature valley honey and oat bar for my first meal beaucse my goddamn mom has a business meeting in the ktichen and she said yesterday if i came down to make food she introduce me to everyon eand let me make food

i go down there and i get water and nobdy says shit it was so awkward so i just went upstairs instead of making my food, and i had to eat one of these shitty bars, now i have to wait 2 more fucking hours for these bitchasses to leave

 

[Cutiebaby]

You should have prepared some thing last night and kept it in the fridge so you could pull it out and then take it back to your room.

 

[youngguns]

you should just get some food...

pansy

 

[Bikini Mod]

Roast beef on whole wheat a problem?

I understand why you are pissed at your mom but I think she just forgot what it was like to be your age - an understandable situation.

How old are you? Are you old enough to move out? Not trying to be a bitch, just sayin that if you and your parents have come to a point where you arent listening to one another, then maybe it is better if you just move out.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Roast beef on whole wheat a problem?

I understand why you are pissed at your mom but I think she just forgot what it was like to be your age - an understandable situation.

How old are you? Are you old enough to move out? Not trying to be a bitch, just sayin that if you and your parents have come to a point where you arent listening to one another, then maybe it is better if you just move out.

lol im 18 and a freshmen in college, i live on campus normally but its still winter break

 

[jimmy d]

got a car? go out

 

[jestro]

Go down to the kitchen in old undies and a wife beater, and drink some milk from the carton, followed by a belch and an ass scratch.

 

[UA_Iron]

go back down in boxers only, low enough so pubes hang out.

Eat a bunch of shit, leave a mess everywhere, burp and say "MOM, EGGS NOW!"

 

[jnevin]

Go down to the kitchen in old undies and a wife beater, and drink some milk from the carton, followed by a belch and an ass scratch.

If you do this, make sure you wear roll-out boxers and keep scratching your balls.

Go out and get some food, for chrissake. That bidness meeting is helping you go to college.

 

[youngguns]

Dude, go out in boxers with the buttons and let your wang hang, and be like "WHAT"?

 

[manny78]

i just had to eat a fucking nature valley honey and oat bar for my first meal beaucse my goddamn mom has a business meeting in the ktichen and she said yesterday if i came down to make food she introduce me to everyon eand let me make food

i go down there and i get water and nobdy says shit it was so awkward so i just went upstairs instead of making my food, and i had to eat one of these shitty bars, now i have to wait 2 more fucking hours for these bitchasses to leave

Lol @ you, still living with your parents.... Come on bro, get your own crib.

 

[Cutiebaby]

go back down in boxers only, low enough so pubes hang out.

Eat a bunch of shit, leave a mess everywhere, burp and say "MOM, EGGS NOW!"

lmao!

 

[jestro]

UA and Young guns, get your own freakin material, jeezzzuuuss christ!

 

[Sub-Zero]

go back down in boxers only, low enough so pubes hang out.

Eat a bunch of shit, leave a mess everywhere, burp and say "MOM, EGGS NOW!"

lmao, i was bitching to my friend about it over AIm and w edecided the best way to go about it would be to go down with a boner and start playing with myself while getting food

 

[Cutiebaby]

lmao, i was bitching to my friend about it over AIm and w edecided the best way to go about it would be to go down with a boner and start playing with myself while getting food

stand at the fridge with the door open wearing boxers with a boner. put your head back so that you are starin at the ceiling while stroking it and saying "awwww yeah" loud and see who reacts..Then look at the first lady who has her mouth open and say "you wanna try"

 

[Dial_tone]

you need a mini frig for soda and cold cuts (read - beer, GH, IGF-1)

 

[Sub-Zero]

stand at the fridge with the door open wearing boxers with a boner. put your head back so that you are starin at the ceiling while stroking it and saying "awwww yeah" loud and see who reacts..Then look at the first lady who has her mouth open and say "you wanna try"

lol, the first lady taht looks i should actually cum on her face

 

[Castro_bigdog]

When I still lived with my mom I was a prick, My mom would have bible study every Wednesday. I would wake up go in the kitchen cursing and swearing up a storm eating and making food look at the old ladies and say HEY WHAT UP.
I never gave 2 sh*ts but then again I was a mommas boy to the fullest.

If I only know what them ladies where thinking LOL (God Oh Help Him plz)

I used to love it when they would try to talk to me about God and how great he is, I wonder what made them think that they needed to talk to me about God. I would say something like lady I know about God, You don't need to explain sh*t to me I know how to read, but thank you anyway...............

Some of them used to get on my fricken nerves big time because you can tell from a mile away how fake they where, like they did some real Fu*ked up shit when they where younger and now that they read everyday its OK.....

 

[Cutiebaby]

lol, the first lady taht looks i should actually cum on her face

lmfao.Walk right up to the table and nut all over her face with the onlookers in awe..
Priceless

 

[Sub-Zero]

When I still lived with my mom I was a prick, My mom would have bible study every Wednesday. I would wake up go in the kitchen cursing and swearing up a storm eating and making food look at the old ladies and say HEY WHAT UP.
I never gave 2 sh*ts but then again I was a mommas boy to the fullest.

If I only know what them ladies where thinking LOL (God Oh Help Him plz)

I used to love it when they would try to talk to me about God and how great he is, I wonder what made them think that they needed to talk to me about God. I would say something like lady I know about God, You don't need to explain sh*t to me I know how to read, but thank you anyway...............

Some of them used to get on my fricken nerves big time because you can tell from a mile away how fake they where, like they did some real Fu*ked up shit when they where younger and now that they read everyday its OK.....

what kinda fucked up shit would they do

 

[rnch]

awwwwwwwwwwww...............

 

[gonelifting]

Come into the kitchen shuffling with your feet and hands duct taped together. A piece of duct tape just hanging off your mouth and say "Please MOMMA, PLEASE feed me! I promise I'll be good".

Then collapse onto the floor.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Come into the kitchen shuffling with your feet and hands duct taped together. A piece of duct tape just hanging off your mouth and say "Please MOMMA, PLEASE feed me! I promise I'll be good".

Then collapse onto the floor.

they are still here

 

[gonelifting]

they are still here

Ummm, yeah! That's the idea. I'm sure her meeting will go great after that.

"don't mind the boy. He's overly dramatic."

 

[Sub-Zero]

Ummm, yeah! That's the idea. I'm sure her meeting will go great after that.

"don't mind the boy. He's overly dramatic."

she would beat me in front of them if i did that to her.

the only reason im staying out of her way is because shes a super nice mom and even tho shes a woman and has her freakouts, she is good to me, plus i pissed her off yesterday.

she was cooking yesterday and asked me to go get flour cause she was so tired of driving around so i said no problem but can i eat first, and she didnt rush me and an hour later im about to go get it, but she felt really guilty for making me go for some reason, and i told her not to feel guilty cause she never askes me to do this kind of shit, and i know that its a favor to her and that shes appreciative of it, etc.

right before im about to leave shes like thank u so much, if u run into any problems or cant find it give me a call, and i go "but what if i get into a car accident"

 

[heatherrae]

just make an arby's run.

 

[Sub-Zero]

just make an arby's run.

no, i need my fucking bagels and lox or my fucking eggs wiht oatmeal jesus