Fuckin Cat!!!!

[scout69]

I'm on may way to the gym and I toss a bag of garbage in the dumpdter and all of a sudden a cat comes flying out lands on my arm and scratches the shit out of me, I almost had a fuckin heart attack, I swear to god I screamed like a bitch to...Just thought I'd share

 

[perkele]

 

[hotzie]

lmfao

 

[reaper99]

LOL that cracks me up. I would have punted the fucking thing through the up rights.

 

[Mr. dB]

 

[jh1]

I'm on may way to the gym and I toss a bag of garbage in the dumpdter and all of a sudden a cat comes flying out lands on my arm and scratches the shit out of me, I almost had a fuckin heart attack, I swear to god I screamed like a bitch to...Just thought I'd share

LMAO @ the Scream like a bitch comment.

When I first started dating my wife we went to a Haunted House with another couple and I got bum rushed by some fugger and screamed like a bitch. Everyone knows the story now... so I get made fun of all the fuggin time..

Evidently it was a really rediculous little girl scream... I can remember it because i was so fuggins scurred.

 

[CO B-man]

I'm on may way to the gym and I toss a bag of garbage in the dumpdter and all of a sudden a cat comes flying out lands on my arm and scratches the shit out of me, I almost had a fuckin heart attack, I swear to god I screamed like a bitch to...Just thought I'd share

I bet you were not half as scared as that cat getting garbage thrown on him after mowing down on a chicken carcus! LOL!

 

[chazk]

maybe the cat got stuck by a syringe poking through your garbage bag?