Fuck the South

[EnderJE]

And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it?s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

That phrase alone makes me love this guy. Orange juice. lol. CLASSIC!

Although, I don't know what his problem is. Why wouldn't you want the red to win? If he's right and some states go bankrupt, why would he worry as he's in the "blue zone".

If anything, he should be voting for less taxation and sending his kids to private school. Let the government "take care" of the weak.

Let?s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It?s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that?s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that?s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.

This tells me that he doesn't get the whole issue.

Fuck the bible. Save on insurance.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

funny post.

But if the North wanted Kerry, why do they bitch about higher taxes?

 

[jerseyart]

mods, please move this thread to the Proved Beyond a Motherfucking Doubt forum please.

thank you.

LOL

Lets see

Washington: The man who won the impossible victory, as well as the one man able to keep the young republic together through its difficult birth.

James Madison: The Father of the US Constitution

Thomas Jefferson: Author of the Declaration of Independence

In contrast we have NY, which basically sat the war out conquered like lil bitches right at thebeginning, and Massachusetts whose role in the war was early on and quickly over.

The lone shining exception of course was NJ

 

[Dial_tone]

so...............what are you trying to say?

 

[the nature boy]

I thought it was funny.

 

[DIVISION]

so...............what are you trying to say?

^^^FUCK THE SOUTH........

Talk bad, niggaz can't understand how I throw these flows off the hand.....

NORTH vs SOUTH (Dump -or- Die)......GUESS WHO'S BACK!?!?!?!






DIV

 

[hooch]

Good points though about federal spending and the divorce rates. His links back it up. The irony is huge....States that voted on "Moral Issues" unquestionably have the highest divorce rates.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Well unfortunetely after looking at the last election map you may as well curse out the North, East and West. I love it: Oh sir--please dont rant and course like that I need someone like Bush that has family values! Pussies. That's ok though, they'll get slipped the big GOP cock and won't even see it coming.

 

[Subzeero]

Imagine barking that at some texan. Awesome!

 

[-SD-]

Imagine barking that at some texan. Awesome!

You would get shot?