fuck i left all my dress clothes back home and i need to look nice on sat.

[nimbus]

Buddy, it's a sorority formal. You should actually wear the silver tie because the girls will think it's wacky and fun. After a few drinks they aren't going to care what you're wearing, it's going to be a matter of which one you take into the closet and bang first. Those parties were always slutty girls being slutty but wearing hot dresses so they think they are all refined, and then they get drunk and start flashing beaver.

I miss it.

wtf sorority was this? LOL.

every formal i've been to has been at a hotel, and each girl brings a date. it's not like people are swapping out dates and banging in the bathrooms, haha. maybe you are thinking of a crush party?

 

[the_clockwork]

sorority's are for whores

 

[ponyfitness]

wtf sorority was this? LOL.

every formal i've been to has been at a hotel, and each girl brings a date. it's not like people are swapping out dates and banging in the bathrooms, haha. maybe you are thinking of a crush party?

We used to have a saying - it's not who you go with, it's who you leave with. Pretty much any girl who wasn't a girlfriend was open game. At one I was at two guys had a competition to see who could bang their girls in the most public place. One took his into the kitchen and the other actually had his sitting on his lap at the HEAD TABLE with his cawk inside her while people were chatting with them. He won.

Just because it's formal doesn't mean the girls still don't get slutty when they are drunk.

 

[KillahBee]

lololol @ "I left all my dress clothes at home" level of classlessness.

Well done, sire.

 

[nimbus]

We used to have a saying - it's not who you go with, it's who you leave with. Pretty much any girl who wasn't a girlfriend was open game. At one I was at two guys had a competition to see who could bang their girls in the most public place. One took his into the kitchen and the other actually had his sitting on his lap at the HEAD TABLE with his cawk inside her while people were chatting with them. He won.

Just because it's formal doesn't mean the girls still don't get slutty when they are drunk.

ok dude, there's a big difference between this post (banging your girlfriend), and your previous one (banging multiple random girls in the closet). what closet were you even talking about? also what school did you go to?

 

[the_clockwork]

what exactly do you wear to work?

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

you fucking tard, today is Wednesday head over to Saks 5th ave and go pick something up.

I want to go to a key party

 

[velvett]

go shopping

 

[nimbus]

sober..
http://i19.tinypic.com/71mbwnk.jpg

shitfaced, lol
http://i13.tinypic.com/6llsexk.jpg

 

[Smurfy]

you are very cute!