Fryday thread...

[Gambino]

WTF bors, it's friday...wtf you gots gonna on tonight? A little on this end

 

[jh1]

Babysitting.

Ya know for Karma.

Gotta watch a friends two brats. Hope it pays us back some day.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

rotting away, as usual

 

[Gambino]

Babysitting.

Ya know for Karma.

Gotta watch a friends two brats. Hope it pays us back some day.

Looking jacked in the avay bor...did you borrow the bikini bottoms from bbf?

 

[string_bean00]

I'm sick as all hell.

 

[SoreArms]

I'm going to try to crash a Betty Page exhibition at a gallery later tonight. I didn't RSVP so I'm just going to show up and see if I can get in.

 

[jh1]

Looking jacked in the avay bor...did you borrow the bikini bottoms from bbf?

LMFAO... I just noticed. Looks like GS hooked me up with a New Avatar... He hated that dog... it kind of spooked him.


(Looks like he made it worth my while though... title is back, and I got a big K boost too..)

 

[string_bean00]

LMFAO... I just noticed. Looks like GS hooked me up with a New Avatar... He hated that dog... it kind of spooked him.


(Looks like he made it worth my while though... title is back, and I got a big K boost too..)

Send me the old avatar so I can blackmail him too. LOL

 

[Gambino]

I'm sick as all hell. Had a late night in Brody Hall last night playing "catcher" with Jamal. I'm going to eat in the cafeteria then go to the IM East to ride treadmills and curl 5 lb weights

one

 

[slickdadd]

I'm supposed to go to a play, but the more I think about it the less I wanna go.

 

[string_bean00]

one

Hahahahahaah!



Dude, you summed up my night so perfectly.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

this friday night should be good for me. internet gets boring on friday nights because everyone with a life is out having fun. so since i have no life, i'll be at home here organizing and moving stuff around. fun fun fun.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I'm sick as all hell.

get better, Beans

 

[string_bean00]

get better, Beans

Thanks man.

 

[SoreArms]

 

[jerseyart]

Actually breaking all rules I've got a date with a young athletic twenty something blonde chick. And yes, I will get lucky

I'm going to try to get my midlife crisis out of the way now, and go straight into the deep regret and resignation of old age

 

[hardrock]

Well, after work it's off to the gym for legs. Then home to sit my ass on the couch and not drink beer. Gotta work tomorrow too then me and the lady are hittin the comedy club.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Actually breaking all rules I've got a date with a young athletic twenty something blonde chick. And yes, I will get lucky

I'm going to try to get my midlife crisis out of the way now, and go straight into the deep regret and resignation of old age

translation - i rented a good porn and have plenty of lube and towels on hand for my all night masturbation fest.

 

[jerseyart]

translation - i rented a good porn and have plenty of lube and towels on hand for my all night masturbation fest.

No bor, that was last weekend,

This time its a real live girl, over 90% flesh and blood, and less than 10% plastic

 

[Buddy_Christ]

No bor, that was last weekend,

This time its a real live girl, over 90% flesh and blood, and less than 10% plastic

ok, now i know you're lying about going out on a date with a girl.

if it really is a girl, however, then the 10% plastic part of her is the strap-on she's wearing that you will willingly recieve. unless she's a midget, that's a really big strap on.

 

[jerseyart]

ok, now i know you're lying about going out on a date with a girl.

if it really is a girl, however, then the 10% plastic part of her is the strap-on she's wearing that you will willingly recieve. unless she's a midget, that's a really big strap on.

Don't judge me!!!!!!!

Or really big boobies

I fully anticipate having to say at least three rosaries after confessions. Four if she trusts in the anal lube

 

[jaded]

I'm sick as all hell.

Feel better. :/

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Don't judge me!!!!!!!

Or really big boobies

I fully anticipate having to say at least three rosaries after confessions. Four if she trusts in the anal lube

 

[Carmen]

Don't judge me!!!!!!!

Or really big boobies

I fully anticipate having to say at least three rosaries after confessions. Four if she trusts in the anal lube

or, you can give up that whole religion thing, forget the confession, and do her again instead.

 

[jerseyart]

God I hope I dont fuck up with the bra snaps, thats always embarassing. Maybe she wont wear a bra.

I think I'll call her and ask her not to

The stress of looking stupid trying to get it off may give me performance anxiety

Or maybe Ill just bring a fist full of singles and tell her it would trun me on if she pretended to be a stripper. That way I wouldnt have to fumble with any buttons or snaps at all!!

Also, that way she wont be able to gage my inexperience at al until its already too late

 

[Carmen]

God I hope I dont fuck up with the bra snaps, thats always embarassing. Maybe she wont wear a bra.

I think I'll call her and ask her not to

The stress of looking stupid trying to get it off may give me performance anxiety

Or maybe Ill just bring a fist full of singles and tell her it would trun me on if she pretended to be a stripper. That way I wouldnt have to fumble with any buttons or snaps at all!!

Also, that way she wont be able to gage my inexperience at al until its already too late

i just spewed my gin and tonic.
lol..
jersey, the chances of a large breasted woman going out without a bra are slim. unless they are implants, insanely blessed, or me.

 

[jerseyart]

i just spewed my gin and tonic.
lol..
jersey, the chances of a large breasted woman going out without a bra are slim. unless they are implants, insanely blessed, or me.

She is blessed, and barely out of her teens

Wish me luck doll

 

[Buddy_Christ]

God I hope I dont fuck up with the bra snaps, thats always embarassing. Maybe she wont wear a bra.

I think I'll call her and ask her not to

The stress of looking stupid trying to get it off may give me performance anxiety

Or maybe Ill just bring a fist full of singles and tell her it would trun me on if she pretended to be a stripper. That way I wouldnt have to fumble with any buttons or snaps at all!!

Also, that way she wont be able to gage my inexperience at al until its already too late

don't do the fistful of ones thing. it'll backfire on you, no doubt. she'll think you're some dirty old fucker that jerks off in strip clubs and she won't want to touch you.

don't ask me how i know from personal experience.

 

[gymrat]

i'm staying in tonight. I went out last weekend, so im good for awhile

 

[Gambino]

jerseyarts date=McGreevy

 

[Kroliczek]

rotting away, as usual

Why do you say that??

 

[gonelifting]

I`ll be celebrating my Birthday tonight. Thank you very much.

 

[wootoom]

not much. sittin around pullin my ^$&^(%