sfmonster said:What does it cost to get Frisky in a nutshell?
depends on who's nuts?
sfmonster said:What does it cost to get Frisky in a nutshell?
Erzulie said:I'm cool with 'Shameless' I also like that song by Allison Krauss "When you say nothing at all"
I'm thinking George the spellman himself for your best man, and AAP for my maid of honor. Flower girl to be no other than lil aap.. all the other ef hookups will of course make up the wedding party. (We'll have to hide the booze from Angel and Needto)
Gosh.. this wedding planning thing is so easy... I'll be done with the entire thing by this evening.
Angel said:screw the nod just cuff and shackle him any ways
velvett said:That's incorrrect.
sfmonster said:I guess it is true: everyone has a price

Erzulie said:![]()
I also found the handcuffs and the shackels... All you have to do is nod![]()
Like I would give up control.....if you can make me tap but that's as likely as the sun not rising.....I can't even have an orgasm unless I'm in a dominant position....wait...that probably makes you more likely to shanghai and shackle me?i dont think he should have any problems with that.Erzulie said:I'm sure after a year he'll be used to them. I mean really.. what business does he have out of the bedroom anyway right?
JavaGuru said:Like I would give up control.....if you can make me tap but that's as likely as the sun not rising.....I can't even have an orgasm unless I'm in a dominant position....wait...that probably makes you more likely to shanghai and shackle me?
sfmonster said:Well since we are banging on Frisky today for fun. I'll answer my own question
How much does it cost? Just type some crap about her, give her a couple of mins and watch all kinds of justification. Pretty cheap really.

No Lorana Bobbits......Erzulie said:![]()
and yea.... thats the plan! I'll take you the way you are most comfortable... let you let your guard down and then Bam I'm all over you.
Erzulie said:why's that?
Considering you're only a pinch younger than me I'd think you could understand where I'm coming from on this, but I'll illustrate:swolenole said:I wouldn't go to Veg.....I would go to the airport get on a plane and fly far..far away...
JavaGuru said:No Lorana Bobbits......
Gambino said:to go off on a tangent here...and i don't mean to sound like a cyber freak/stalker...but i think you'd be a loud lay and your orgasmic cries would reduce me to a flacid state.

Erzulie said:lol
you guys are so lucky i'm in a good mood today![]()
sfmonster said:I know when to take my cheap shots! Where is the Swole in a nutshell thread?
can't hang???Gambino said:I'll be honest, I'd proly last 2 minutes with ezrulie
saint808 said:I'll be honest. I am far too lazy to read all of this thread and quite frankly don't care much as no one else does. did I mention that she fucks like a beast?
Duh....common EF knowledge...welcome to years ago....saint808 said:I'll be honest. I am far too lazy to read all of this thread and quite frankly don't care much as no one else does. did I mention that she fucks like a beast?
Sorry, that's the general EF conception...in real life you could only have sex for procreation and only in the missionary position but I wouldn't bet on it....Erzulie said:wtf
lol
musclemom said:Considering you're only a pinch younger than me I'd think you could understand where I'm coming from on this, but I'll illustrate:
1. My husband lost his father and I lost my mother in consecutive years ... NOBODY had made arrangements. We are both, essentially, are only children, with no close extended family. While I was submerged in MY grief he handled much of the minutea and BS that pertained to MY mother's funeral and the get together afterwards; while HE was wrapped up with HIS father's death I handled the funeral arrangements and paperwork for HIS father's death.
2. My husband does not have a good head for remembering to pay bills and so forth, the "administrative" end of our household is my deal, organized the way I like it. I've left him detailed notes should something happen to me, but I oversee the finances. He cannot write checks without asking me for the checkbook, he cannot take money out of the ATM without conferring with me, or he throws my bookkeeping off.
3. I SUCK at punctuality, truly am atrocious, also have NO head for geography or travel times, etc. My husband drives, so when I ask him how long it will take to get from point A to point B, or what time we have to leave to get somewhere, he, frankly, LIES, adding on the required additional hour. I usually forget about this, and when we're finally pulling away from the house, 45 minutes to an hour AFTER he told me we needed to leave, and I'm apologizing for tying us up, he kisses me and tells me what time we actually need to be there, or what time it REALLY takes to travel there.
In other words, we take care of each other and accept one and others strengths and weaknesses, instead of resenting or criticizing them. He would probably prefer that I were punctual; and I feel kind of weird giving a grown man permission to make this or that purchase, but these are the things that keep the cogs of our life moving smoothly.
My ex-husband bitched at me and made a point of telling people, if we were late, that "MuscleMom had to do such and such, and so of course that screwed us up ..." He could not work out a budget, so we never had dime one saved, but he would not let me create a household budget so we could set some cash aside (in essence, give up some control of the finances). So any unexpected expenses were a blow that created a family hardship (particularly in the beginning years when we didn't have credit to fall back on).
JavaGuru said:Sorry, that's the general EF conception...in real life you could only have sex for procreation and only in the missionary position but I wouldn't bet on it....

Erzulie said:LOL
I'm gonna bite my tongue and plead the fifth!![]()
Maybe I'm taking this too personally, so correct me if I'm wrong: what I described, what you quoted, you see as a relationship with CONTROL ISSUES??? I guess while my husband was grieving for his father (whose death was SO unexpected they had been planning to go on a vacation together that month), he should just suck up his pain and deal with the hospital, the funeral director, the crematory, fill out the death certificate and all that good stuff?swolenole said:Women with controll issues scare me........to each his own...but I left home at an early age because my own mom tried to tell me what to do....not looking to find another mom..Just a secure woman that wants a real man to take care of her.
musclemom said:Maybe I'm taking this too personally, so correct me if I'm wrong: what I described, what you quoted, you see as a relationship with CONTROL ISSUES??? I guess while my husband was grieving for his father (whose death was SO unexpected they had been planning to go on a vacation together that month), he should just suck up his pain and deal with the hospital, the funeral director, the crematory, fill out the death certificate and all that good stuff?
Are you saying, a woman who is capable of taking care of herself, and you if necessary on occasion, intimidates you? You'd prefer to be with someone that is dependent and needy? God help the pitiful little mouse that you ever hook up with if you should have the poor taste to predecease her ...
The person who has the control issues is you. And what it really sounds like is you are defiant and stubborn, and don't want to compromise with anyone "just because." That is not healthy.
swole said:Frisky.
Frail, naive girl who got hurt by men.
She took up some combat shit, woman does some sort of karate. This was to make her feel physically superior. See also bodybuilding.
Now she fronts with this hardcore attitude (WALL).
Sexual prowess is her way of hiding her inability to maintain an equal relationship with a man. It also serves as a method to getting close with her man while her emotional wall is still up. See also, "little girl wanting daddy's attention and approval."
Discuss.

Scotsman said:I was really hoping for a photoshop pic of Erz in a giant walnut shell or something.
Scotsman said:I was really hoping for a photoshop pic of Erz in a giant walnut shell or something.
Cheers,
Scotsman
Erzulie said:
Erzulie said:Interesting idea![]()
Angel said:your welcome.....ever use that thing?
some day i will get me one...the only thing is i am sure i would end up using it on some oneErzulie said:I shoot it yes... but never had to 'really' use it. I hope I never have to.

Angel said:some day i will get me one...the only thing is i am sure i would end up using it on some one![]()
if i ever got any thing i would have to get some thing light weight with not to much power,LOL....as i am a small gal....Erzulie said:what do you plan on getting? I tried a glock .40 but I I shot the .45 more accurate.
Angel said:if i ever got any thing i would have to get some thing light weight with not to much power,LOL....as i am a small gal....
the only run in i am having is that in mass you cannot get a firearm in a house where some one has a record.And needto's record is longer than an unrolled charmin roll. I was thinking of it the other day I think it would be nice to have incase i need to protect myself and my kids.
Angel said:if i ever got any thing i would have to get some thing light weight with not to much power,LOL....as i am a small gal....
the only run in i am having is that in mass you cannot get a firearm in a house where some one has a record.And needto's record is longer than an unrolled charmin roll. I was thinking of it the other day I think it would be nice to have incase i need to protect myself and my kids.
tommy2tone said:you mean you can't even purchase a rifle or shotgun?
Erzulie said:LOL, she would be thrown to the other side of the house if she had to shoot either.
tee hee
tommy2tone said:actually probably not, there's a lot of 12 g tactical rifles out there that won't kick back hard. aren't the most mobile in a house but atleast she has something

Erzulie said:I thinks she should get a 12g and saw off the barrel![]()
tommy2tone said:thats illegal i couldn't recommend doing that, but i'm glad u did
Erzulie said:I had one when I was with my X but sent it with him when I sent him packing.![]()
See, all or nothing. Why does SOMEBODY have to be the friggin' boss? My god what a black and white, either or view of the world you have! What makes you think I'M the Queen??? You don't believe decisions are shared? The money thing, hey, that's a bookkeeping issue.swolenole said:It's pretty simple really...God made me bigger,stronger and more capable in order for me to provide,protect and nourish my wife...She is happy with her role and I am happy with mine...Her ambitions were to be a mother and a homemaker...I aspired to work hard and be succesful and make enough money for her lifstyle to be possible....It seems to be working out for us so far..I'm sure the reason she looked to a man 15 years older was for security and stability....There can not be two Kings in a Castle or chaos will prevail...I will be King and have my Queen.....You can be King and have your Queen also.... to each his or her own...
Erzulie said:oh fucking please.... check yourself! If you can't understand my fucking humor then don't read my posts. If you are that fucking shallow then maybe you should give up the internet
musclemom said:See, all or nothing. Why does SOMEBODY have to be the friggin' boss? My god what a black and white, either or view of the world you have! What makes you think I'M the Queen??? You don't believe decisions are shared? The money thing, hey, that's a bookkeeping issue.
So in your head a marriage cannot be an equal partnership? That's really sad and a crappy role model for any daughters you have. My husband and I couldn't live any other way: I take care of my husband, he takes care of me, we take care of each other, and we take care of our responsibilities, our family, our home, shared burden.
You didn't answer my question, and I'm truly curious, what would happen if you, god forbid, should be rendered incapacitated? Or are you immortal as well as infallible? Does your spouse have the knowledge and ability to maintain the household? To make educated decisions? To pay the bills and handle the finances? Or have you set up your estate so that those decisions will be made by some much more capable and well versed Man?
I mean, do you have children? Did you/would you raise your daughters with this anachronistic mindset? That by the very nature of their birth they are and forever will be "inferior" and less capable then men? (or did you just drown those little inferior girl-babies at birth and call it a day)? Do you plan to arrange their marriages ... I know, I know, you're from some little town in Utah aren't you![]()
I'm sorry, Me: Tarzan/You: Jane worked when bigger bodies and stronger muscles were necessary for survival, to kill beasts and protect hearth and home from nasty bad guys who wanted to cut your throat, rape your wife and steal your property, but in this century a woman (at least in the in the USA) needs a man just about as much as a fish needs a bicycle. To imagine that she is, in any way, shape, form, or fashion less capable than a man is right up there with believing the earth is flat.
... and to believe she is a castrating femnazi because she balances the checkbook in the house is neurotic. To believe that a man is a wimp because he wants his wife to be an self-sufficient, autonomous individual is daft.
Thinking like that needs to be not just dead and buried, but concreted over.
My friend, I guarantee, in your future lies a daughter, and she will grow up to give Chastity Bono a run for her moneyswolenole said:Well, I've worken hard and been lucky enough that she wouldn't have any finaces to worry about other than houshold bills...I'm sure she can handle that..No children at the present time...but I do have one on the way...I was married for 11 years before..to a pushy feminist type..and I had decided that I did not not want her to be the mother of my children...She seemed way to busy with her career and her own agenda...to raise a child properly...Call me proud or old school but I think it's a man's job to take care of his wife and children finacially....If he's not able to...then perhaps he should wait to get married until it's possible....If I have a daughter she will be armed with the education and skills to make it on her own..but I will hope that she's able to find a nice husband that can take care of her when she grows up......I'm a conservitive,Republican with traditional conservitive views....I'm just not an advocate of pushy,abrasive feminist....Please feel free to live your life as you please....I'll opt to stay out here on the ranch and live my conservitive lifestyle..with my polite,demure beautiful young wife..and avoid all the Neo-Feminist ultra modern indipendent women....and hopefully if I have a son he will have the intellect and intuition to do the same..
or a son who bites pillows harder than Carson Kressley ... the universe is nothing if not ironic musclemom said:My friend, I guarantee, in your future lies a daughter, and she will grow up to give Chastity Bono a run for her moneyor a son who bites pillows harder than Carson Kressley ... the universe is nothing if not ironic
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Polite and demure ... OMGI bet you'd cast a vote for bringing back the old "rule of thumb" as it was originally written, too.
I wish you and yours well Swolenole, really I do, but I will never understand your type. I just bide my time and wait for the inevitable day that, like smoking and making blacks ride in the back of the bus, it is eventually recognized for what it is: socially unacceptable and offensive.
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