Frisky and my ass....

[ChefWide]

She has totally changed the shape of my ass, and i quote the large and saucy woman of color who was watching me do those wicked wide stance squats that the friskers taught me, 'Oh, so thats how you got that ass..'

Now, let it be known that i did, in fact, snarf a large, wet booger out my nose in reaction to her ribald rejoindre whilst in mid squat and almost dumped the fecker, but i held tight to the Rule de Smoove and kept the composure, and the bar, from spilling over. I was also, in true Cheffy Smoove stylie, ready at the draw with a quick, sharp, mui RicoSuave comeback of such smooveness that she almost smiled: 'Uh, yah.'

So, just to top the cake with icing of uber-smooveness, i thought it best to add another plate onto the bar so that i might not finish that last rep, and might have to crawl out from under the damn bar because all of these cloven-hooved neandracocks at this gym just stood there whilest the vein in my baldness popped rather than spot my ass when i was obviously in over my head.










Damn, Smoove, you are are the coolest, there is none cooler, if cool were a country, you'ld be the ruler.

 

[Lestat]

whatever you do, DON'T post pics of your ass.. that's geigh as fuck

 

[perkele]

Please, talk about Frisky's ass, not yours.

 

[Lestat]

Please, talk about Frisky's ass, not yours.

and post pics

 

[jnevin]

Just glad it wasn't a prostate appreciation thread.

 

[The_Ghost]

Please, talk about Frisky's ass, not yours.

 

[GrandMaster]

Please, talk about Frisky's ass, not yours.

Ditto!

lmao!!!

 

[Lestat]

we need some naked women in here quick to balance out the faggotry

 

[ChefWide]

y'all dont want to hear how her behind looks when she she is walking in her comp heels in the nude, her glutes so damn tan and lean and flexing each time she takes another step, leading me by the hand toward the Wedge, a bottle of Pecan Maple Syrup in her other hand and that dangerously sly look in her eye that says, 'Hope you're hungry...', that would be crass, i simply wont do it.

 

[Lestat]

y'all dont want to hear how her behind looks when she she is walking in her comp heels in the nude, her glutes so damn tan and lean and flexing each time she takes another step, leading me by the hand toward the Wedge, a bottle of Pecan Maple Syrup in her other hand and that dangerously sly look in her eye that says, 'Hope your hungry...', that would be crass, i simply wont do it.

i wanna hear about how it looks when you are slipping her the salami!

 

[ippon1]

She has totally changed the shape of my ass, and i quote the large and saucy woman of color who was watching me do those wicked wide stance squats that the friskers taught me, 'Oh, so thats how you got that ass..'

Now, let it be known that i did, in fact, snarf a large, wet booger out my nose in reaction to her ribald rejoindre whilst in mid squat and almost dumped the fecker, but i held tight to the Rule de Smoove and kept the composure, and the bar, from spilling over. I was also, in true Cheffy Smoove stylie, ready at the draw with a quick, sharp, mui RicoSuave comeback of such smooveness that she almost smiled: 'Uh, yah.'

So, just to top the cake with icing of uber-smooveness, i thought it best to add another plate onto the bar so that i might not finish that last rep, and might have to crawl out from under the damn bar because all of these cloven-hooved neandracocks at this gym just stood there whilest the vein in my baldness popped rather than spot my ass when i was obviously in over my head.

Funniest thing I've read in a long time.

 

[ChefWide]

i wanna hear about how it looks when you are slipping her the salami!

It's 'Filet de Chef', and you will not read about it.... now, if you are within about 500 yards of Casa Frisky week after next, you might hear a thing or two...

 

[tiger88]

she ever ever run a daisy train?

 

[Raina]

You two are toooo cute!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i wanna hear about how it looks when you are slipping her the salami!

its fucking HOT if i must say myself......

 

[Raina]

I want a wedge....

 

[GrandMaster]

Thanks Frisky

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I want a wedge....

Honey......


Its a GREAT investment.... my oh my the possibilities on that baby..

touching spots you didn't think existed......... DAMN

 

[ChefWide]

I want a wedge....

yes you do.... most defiinitely.

 

[nycgirl]

You two are toooo cute!

I agree. Its nice to see two people happy and glowing.

 

[EnderJE]

Just glad it wasn't a prostate appreciation thread.

Funny, I thought the thread would be about CW, F and strap ons...

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Funny, I thought the thread would be about CW, F and strap ons...

all right except the last one..

wedge, maple syrup, and dildo's..... yea baby

 

[ChefWide]

all right except the last one..

wedge, maple syrup, and dildo's..... yea baby

life can be so much fun sometimes its like ice cream for breakfast.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I have to say this thread alone made my visit to EF worth it tonight.

 

[HiDnGoD]

y'all dont want to hear how her behind looks when she she is walking in her comp heels in the nude, her glutes so damn tan and lean and flexing each time she takes another step, leading me by the hand toward the Wedge, a bottle of Pecan Maple Syrup in her other hand and that dangerously sly look in her eye that says, 'Hope you're hungry...', that would be crass, i simply wont do it.

Ungh, uunngh, uunngghh. shit, now you've done it.. Got to clean my moniter again!

 

[Whiskey]

you two suck... I need a woman

Whiskey

 

[superqt4u2nv]

This thread useless with out pics of Chefs and Friskys asses

 

[GrandMaster]

SuperQT-MY GOD are your legs looking amazing!!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

someone tell me what the hell a wedge is, i must have missed the spam email

the only sort of wedge i get is the type you get when youre on the stairmaster for a long time

 

[starfish]

someone tell me what the hell a wedge is, i must have missed the spam email

the only sort of wedge i get is the type you get when youre on the stairmaster for a long time

I think it is a sex pillow thingy.


http://www.liberatorshapes.com/products_wedge.php