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Christ almighty, I am beginning to think I am going to have to start headbutting some people.

Tonight at practice, I was having them (the HS power lifting team) do cleans from the floor with bumper plates. I had 185 on the bar and was planning on showing the clean and the continental. So I have my soft belt on, and continental the bar up, and while I have it in the receiving position and am in the middle of explaining how I just got from my ab to my chest, the basketball coach comes over, flagrantly interrupts me and:

Douchebag coach: "What kind of lift was that?"

Me: "Do you mean what I am in the middle of doing right now as a demo?"

Douchebag coach: "Yea. And what is that (pointing to my soft belt) your WalMart shelf stocking back support?"

Realizing where this is going, and that I have my whole team watching I decide to take action. He is standing in front of me on the platform about 3 feet away. I drop the bar with no attempt at controlling the bounce, and one of the 25's (steel) pops off. He has to get a little quick on his feet and takes a few steps back.

Me: "That, sir, was a continental clean. It is an exercise to develop explosive movement of a heavy weight from the ground. It is the first movement in the Olympic clean and jerk, which I am sure you have seen on TV many times when the Olympics are on. As for my belt, it is a Rehband back support. In the strongman world it is commonly referred to as a soft belt. I use it at mid to upper range weights before I need to transition to a hard belt for maximum support at the maximum range of my lifting capacity. Now, as you can see, I am working with my team, so if you have more questions about strength training or specific exercises, I would be happy to help you after my practice."

Douchebag coach: "Well, I suppose if that is what you are into. I hope you know that you wont be walking in a few years because of what the squats you do to you knees."

And with the, he turned and walked off. One of the general strength coaches was sitting there behind me listening. After practice, he came up to me and told me what an ass this guy is and that he is always in a dick measuring contest with every other coach at the school.

Thank god tomorrow morning I squat.

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Christ almighty, I am beginning to think I am going to have to start headbutting some people.

Tonight at practice, I was having them (the HS power lifting team) do cleans from the floor with bumper plates. I had 185 on the bar and was planning on showing the clean and the continental. So I have my soft belt on, and continental the bar up, and while I have it in the receiving position and am in the middle of explaining how I just got from my ab to my chest, the basketball coach comes over, flagrantly interrupts me and:

Douchebag coach: "What kind of lift was that?"

Me: "Do you mean what I am in the middle of doing right now as a demo?"

Douchebag coach: "Yea. And what is that (pointing to my soft belt) your WalMart shelf stocking back support?"

Realizing where this is going, and that I have my whole team watching I decide to take action. He is standing in front of me on the platform about 3 feet away. I drop the bar with no attempt at controlling the bounce, and one of the 25's (steel) pops off. He has to get a little quick on his feet and takes a few steps back.

Me: "That, sir, was a continental clean. It is an exercise to develop explosive movement of a heavy weight from the ground. It is the first movement in the Olympic clean and jerk, which I am sure you have seen on TV many times when the Olympics are on. As for my belt, it is a Rehband back support. In the strongman world it is commonly referred to as a soft belt. I use it at mid to upper range weights before I need to transition to a hard belt for maximum support at the maximum range of my lifting capacity. Now, as you can see, I am working with my team, so if you have more questions about strength training or specific exercises, I would be happy to help you after my practice."

Douchebag coach: "Well, I suppose if that is what you are into. I hope you know that you wont be walking in a few years because of what the squats you do to you knees."

And with the, he turned and walked off. One of the general strength coaches was sitting there behind me listening. After practice, he came up to me and told me what an ass this guy is and that he is always in a dick measuring contest with every other coach at the school.

Thank god tomorrow morning I squat.

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Did he really say that about your belt being a walmart stocking belt? Holy shit I would have thrown the bar with 185 on it at him and yelled, "Here, you try!"
 
Did he really say that about your belt being a walmart stocking belt? Holy shit I would have thrown the bar with 185 on it at him and yelled, "Here, you try!"

Yes he did. And I did think about tossing the bar, but then I remembered that I had to set an example for the kids.

If we were in my gym though, the story would have ended a little differently.

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Wow! That actually pissed me off to read. What a GREAT example as an adult. JEEZ!

YES! and YES!

Wow. you should have set an example for the kids on how to handle someone that is trying to swing their dick around. At the very least I would find his ass when no one is around and do the old "one hand choke against the wall lecture". That was way over the line. WAY over.
 
Lets just say that he got a little "remedial talking to" today.

I don't think he will be bothering me or my team anymore. I'm sure I got his attention when I dropped the 45 on the desk in his office before I began speaking. I also left it there as a reminder.

The important thing is that I did it with no kids or faculty around. When he called the athletic director to complain, he was told that he shouldn't have interrupted my practice in the first place. The AD asked me if he thought he (douchebag coach) would be able to get the 45 back in the weight room, or should I send down one of my lifters to get it. ;)

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Lets just say that he got a little "remedial talking to" today.

I don't think he will be bothering me or my team anymore. I'm sure I got his attention when I dropped the 45 on the desk in his office before I began speaking. I also left it there as a reminder.
The important thing is that I did it with no kids or faculty around. When he called the athletic director to complain, he was told that he shouldn't have interrupted my practice in the first place. The AD asked me if he thought he (douchebag coach) would be able to get the 45 back in the weight room, or should I send down one of my lifters to get it. ;)

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You're fuckin awesome :heart:
 
lets just say that he got a little "remedial talking to" today.

I don't think he will be bothering me or my team anymore. I'm sure i got his attention when i dropped the 45 on the desk in his office before i began speaking. I also left it there as a reminder.

The important thing is that i did it with no kids or faculty around. When he called the athletic director to complain, he was told that he shouldn't have interrupted my practice in the first place. The ad asked me if he thought he (douchebag coach) would be able to get the 45 back in the weight room, or should i send down one of my lifters to get it. ;)

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ahahahahahhahahahahah
 
Well done Sir!

Lets just say that he got a little "remedial talking to" today.

I don't think he will be bothering me or my team anymore. I'm sure I got his attention when I dropped the 45 on the desk in his office before I began speaking. I also left it there as a reminder.

The important thing is that I did it with no kids or faculty around. When he called the athletic director to complain, he was told that he shouldn't have interrupted my practice in the first place. The AD asked me if he thought he (douchebag coach) would be able to get the 45 back in the weight room, or should I send down one of my lifters to get it. ;)

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