freudian slips

[Carmen]

i have a friend i work out with once in a while. he's an ex bodybuilder and about 62 years old and in great shape.
so one time he's showing me some tricep thing and he says "do you feel that on your inner thighs... i mean TRIS?"
he was mortified and i was hysterical.

 

[Scotsman]

My favorite was when a friend of mine told my brother that he was an "elgible bastard" instead of an "elgible bachelor" best part is we were in the car with my mom. My mom and I were howling laughing while my friend was utterly speachless when he realized what he had said.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[KillahBee]

The other day we were in a meeting at work and my manager asked me to pass her the stapler, and I said, "I want to put it in your ass." Totally embarrassing.

 

[Forge]

True story:

My ex-wife and I got married in Vegas back in 1999. When we were saying our vows and such, instead of saying "my lawful wedded husband" she "my awful wedded husband".

A slip of the tongue, or a hint of things to come?

 

[Carmen]

lol.
i totally forgot about a time when i was around 14 and in the car with my biological dad and his gf. they asked if i liked calamari and i said "yes, i just don't like to eat the testicles (tentacles)."

 

[Subzeero]

lol.
i totally forgot about a time when i was around 14 and in the car with my biological dad and his gf. they asked if i liked calamari and i said "yes, i just don't like to eat the testicles (tentacles)."

*spilled my damn tea!!*

 

[Gambino]

i have a friend i work out with once in a while, he's name is gambino. he's quite the stud, and his member is enticing.
so one time I'm showing him some tricep thing and I said " Can I touch your member...I mean I love september!!" He was turned on and I was hysterical

:blushes:

 

[Carmen]

:blushes:

my coworker is wondering why i'm hysterical laughing. that was good.