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Freestyle Friday (come on in and test your skills)

From Zero said:
The fuck? Janet, what's in your head?
You's a box office flop like Judge Dredd
Ho, bake me some bread
I'm about to embed
Some sick rhymes, I'm supplyin'
While your ass is hair dryin'
Quit cryin'
I'm butterflyin'
Like Ali, I sting y'ass like a bee
Consequently
You can't see
Wit my jizz in your eyes
You's as blind as can be
Bitch like Helen Kella
I'm nobody's fool like Cinderella
Flow never stops like that Energizer fella
So deliver your weak rap to FZ
I'll fuck you up violently
And I'll be smilin', see
My rhyme's a haymaker
You can't take it
You got knocked the fuck out
So ho, appreciate it
My, my, my... aren't we "violent"...
LOL...like I said...nice try hun! ;) Funny how ya have 2 pick on a LADY! Kudos for the effort tho'! ;) Have a wonderful Friday! ;) :qt:
 
Come on Janet and retaliate
For I rhyme kill you
Make your lifeless corpse fellate
So don't playa hate
Step up to the plate
My rhymes is like my deadlift
Ho, you can't handle the weight
 
From Zero said:
Come on Janet and retaliate
For I rhyme kill you
Make your lifeless corpse fellate
So don't playa hate
Step up to the plate
My rhymes is like my deadlift
Ho, you can't handle the weight
Blah blah blah...no thanx fool...not today...ain't got the time - have BETTER things to do than BURY you... :qt: MUAH!
 
MissJanet79 said:
Blahhhhh nice try tho'... LOL...

Listen bitch, if you came with anything even half as dope as my last freestyle post, I'd shit my pants.

From Zero, you're like the court jester fuckin eyein the kings jewels. Even at best you'd be like Nancy Kerrigan and shit...sittin there pawin a fuckin silver medal while I was doin a dance with the gizold. (and I know if Havoc wanted to lay down some lines, he could roast most of you fools, so he'd win the silver by default). Fight for 3rd place kiddies.
 
*slow head bob is in order, slow stroll Too Short style*

This Rap is Sponsored by Da Rappin Rednek from the Souf
I'll bust yo mouf!!
Do note the lack of murder threats, its more of a pimpin affair.


*slow head bob is in order please keep it on the beat- relaxed, pimpin style*


So I'm rollin through the hood
top down and throwin' the switches
I roll up to the cornrah
I see its packed with bitches
I throw it at an angle
droppin down to the curb
never in a hurry slow roastin the herb
First was one then two and three
Peepin at the ride and smilin at me
"Climb on in, we can take a little ride"
Off to the beach to have a picnic
Then they started telling me to pick
why does it have to be just one
I want all of us to have some fun

Chillin at the beach and along came some suckas
Thinkin they was funny with some bullshit chuckles
All alone - no place to run and tattle
Lets settle this shit with an old scholl battle'
 
Then he said what about that battle'
I said bend over and I'll get my paddle
I bend not break
Never eva hesitate
To drop rhymes on that ass
Ima take you to class
Puttin rhymes togetha
Like a jigsaw puzzle
I dont you hear you talkin
Like you wearing a muzzle
BOOM BOOM BOOM
I'm bustin your ass
droppin freestyle Bombs
Mang you aint gonna last
 
From Zero said:
Well, then I guess I crown myself Freestyle Champion of the Universe. :D

Not so fast nigga Z
You forgot about me
You pick on girls and front on ladies
I pimp around town in a droptop Mercedes
Why you tryin' to be so tuff
A pimp like me has heard enuff
The moral of this story?
Its about you and all your "self proclaimed Glory"
I'm the type of brutha thats built to last
Battle with me? I'll tap that ass
You keep trippin at the lip
about your freestyle championship
Oh no? Its like dejavu ?
Sh4dowF4lcon just dominated you!
BOOM BOOM!! right on the chin
Roll on back and bring it again!!
Steppin to the left and back to the right
Bobbin and weavin like we was in a fist fight
Hit you with an uppercut
That brings the blood
Watch the left hook
BAM!! down in the mud
Lights out, no looking aroun'
Okay Champ, now where's MY crown?
 
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