Freestyle Friday (come on in and test your skills)

[big_bad_buff]

Alright, I got to post up on this thread too,
Because Yall rymes stink like a blue assed orangutan shitin in the zoo.

First off yall should be warned that I’m just getin warm
And in the gym I can lift more and still have better form

No offence but yall better step back,
Cause your rhymes sound like your trying to speak, while suckin on vanilla ices nutsack

I’m quick on the draw, always first to shoot
I’ll bitch slap ya, out bench ya, out squat ya, there aint nothing too dispute, then stand in the mirror and have bitches saying ant he just so cute.

So forget it, move on and move out,
Because you’re a homeless mother fucker and you know I got all the clout

this rhyming thread sure is the shit
but we all sound like stupid mother fuckers I’ll be first to admit,

my post was short and to the point,
now you know I’m white. time to blow this joint.

 

[vixenbabe]

Shit...they aint dominatin nothin, just bluffin
I'll smoke them and you like the joint I'm puffin
My lyrical skills can be no-frills or complex
Cops throw Icon in jail, he'll be havin con sex
And dont make me start on Zero, I'll roast that fool
Cuz his ass thinks he's a hero, but he's just a tool
Last but not least I gotta talk bout this girl named Vix
About two months ago she promised BB nude pics
I kept checkin my emails but I never ever got em
I wonder if she sent em or if she ever even shot em
Oh well I guess I need to find other whackin material
Spend the night with her, my breakfast wont be cereal
Do a search for freestyle threads, check the history
You'll see that you stand no chance against the B
So stop typin now and put down the rhymin dictionary
You know I'm the realest, straight play yo ass like pictionary

Beefybull's tongue be waggin?
Your memory must also be laggin.
Gabby girl don't play the naked picture e-mail game,
'Dis bitch don't need the fame!

BB got his pictionary game out?
I understand why you gotta play with your trouser trout!
Dude, women don't wanna see a man painting a scene,
Makes her think he's pitchin for the other team.

 

[Irie]

Beefybull's tongue be waggin?
Your memory must also be laggin.
Gabby girl don't play the naked picture e-mail game,
'Dis bitch don't need the fame!

BB got his pictionary game out?
I understand why you gotta play with your trouser trout!
Dude, women don't wanna see a man painting a scene,
Makes her think he's pitchin for the other team.

lol

 

[vixenbabe]

Hey look...It's Texas' version of the Naked Cowboy laughing above me!

I still wuv the most, J!

 

[Irie]

Hey look...It's Texas' version of the Naked Cowboy laughing above me!

I still wuv the most, J!

Hey look...it's........never mind.

 

[vixenbabe]

You chicken....

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

 

[from zero]

What the fuck be this shit I seein
Beefy talkin shit like he's the champ-eein
I can't comprehend this assimilation
Is it his constipation
Or anticipation
Of Zero throwin rhymes out to the nation
Relax yo hatoration
We just be rhymin borly
Spittin raps in all its glory
To the Elite bors, we tell a story
It's an allegory, so mothafucka, feel my fury
Cause I ain't fuckin round no mo
You clownin around, thinkin you might know
This aint some shit you can solve with a cup of Joe
Put the beans down, bitch, you's a stupid ho
Come on now, go wit da flo
Cause I know, like Bo
You can't rhyme with me
You can't fight back when you gots no weaponry
Your rap muscles have seen atrophy
You resort to non-rapping protest like a white Gandhi

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

w-w-what, what?
w-w-what, what?


F4lcon, chillin in the cornry
Busta Beef feelin all ornry
put yo ear to the floor
so you can hear me roar
like a angry caged animal
I will eat you up like a cannibal
one, two, three
You can't see me
I'm a G like that
strapped with hit hard tactics
send you to the store for prophylactics
EAsy to the touch but hard to feel
The F4lcon is, the real deal
Bendin you over and tappin that ass
Rhyme with you? I have to pass
you got no skillz to be rollin wit me
I am your champ -aint it plain to see
This thread is owned by F4lcon, VB, & FZ
for all eternity

 

[beefybull]

Damn, I dont check a damn thread for a day
But people like From Zero just gotta be gay
They dont want me to rip em up like toilet paper
I'm smokin hydro yall smokin resin ball vapors
I'm over two twenty five and that aint no jive
It's the 8th round you're lucky yall still alive
Yall in a rhyme-writing coma, doc get some drugs!
But when he leaves the room Beefy's pullin the plug
It's like you fightin a tank with a toothpick and shit
Shoulda brought a Molotov to have a chance to win
But it aint gonna happen, I'll just keep on rappin
F4Icon come across a bull, his pants he'll be crappin
And I really dont wanna roast my woman Vixenbabe
I'd rather just tap that ass, but she's baitin my flames
Jokin about them pictures so dont start no EF drama
If EF Sam is Saddam, then George Spellwin is Osama
And just like them I got bounties out on my head
This is like a hostage situation & people already dead
From Zero you dont stand a piece of a fat chance
Vixenbabe save your energy for a bulls lap dance
F4 Icon you only workin with one ball like Lance
Dont respond to this shit, I'll knock yall clean out your pants