Freak Daddy.....

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

What rights do you to possess such a name?

 

[freak daddy]

Come on up to Cincy Shags, and I'll teach the meaning of FREAK!!!! The Freak Show goes all night!

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

how much are tickets?...Cincy....is there anything I can do after I'm bored with you in that town?

 

[freak daddy]

LOL!! I feel some sort of pent up frustration toward me Felicity! Is there any reason for this?

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

pent up frustration....yes....towards you....no baby...I just like to keep my freak on a leash...

 

[freak daddy]

Oh I'll be your Freak on a leash!

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Oh I'll be your Freak on a leash!

pinch choker alright with you? it may scar, but will keep you in line....

seriously though...is there still a WKRP in Cinncinatti?

 

[freak daddy]

Scarring is fine, but I don't about WRKP??
Do i have permission to spank you???

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

If your gonna ask permission....I have the wrong guy.....

 

[Thick dog]

this is the most pathetic excuse for flirting I've ever witnessed. Freak Daddy, would you just go ahead and ask her if she does tandems in a porn booth on the first date already...