Fortune Cookie

[powerslave]

Worst fortune cookie fortune ever....."A quiet evening with friends is he best tonic for a long day". That's not a fortune! That's some lame ass Dear Abbey type bullshit.

and yes I just notice that the little slip of paper misspelled "the".

 

[Moderate_THIS]

and yes I just notice that the little slip of paper misspelled "the".

Now I know what Bullit does for a living

 

[coverguy]

Confucius says ...

"Man Who Stands on Toilet is High on Pot!"

 

[from zero]

lmao

 

[digger]

"Your modesty is your best virtue."

Showed it to Mrs. Digger and she said "What a putdown!"

(I actually got "Help! I am being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory" once.)

 

[Fragadelic]