Fortune Cookie Messages...

[Smurfy]

Did you know if you take the message from a fortune cookie and add "..in bed" it usually comes out to something funny. For example here are two fortune cookies that came with my dinner tonight:

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them....in bed.
Something un usual will happen next week....in bed LOLOL

You should try this.

 

[Raina]

I always do that!

We go to a local restaurant that has offensive fortune cookies. The fortunes rip on your hair etc.

 

[WarriorPL]

Always a great laugh!

 

[from zero]

I just got one that said "You are independent politically."

I just tried your little technique, but got little laughter out of it. I want my money back.

 

[gonelifting]

I actually had a job making those little notes for the Fortune Cookies. The owners did`nt speak English too well so We got away with a lot of weird stuff. lol

I did`nt get payed hourly, Only by how many "fortunes" I wrote, So when pressed I just wrote the weirdest, craziest things just to make the numbers grow. lol

I don`t think they cared what was on there until They actually got sued once for a "fortune" I made. I was gone by then. Good times we had.

 

[gonelifting]

Actually I lied about the above post. Just in case it was`nt obvious.

 

[Raina]

You lied but it still made me giggle.

 

[big4life]

I saw this place on TV that makes giant fortune cookies that you give as gifts. They can be dipped in chocolate, sprinkles, they can also put all kinds of different designs on them. They will put a custom fortune that you write in them or come up with one to fit the occasion. I can't remember the name of the place but the cookies looked good.

 

[jackangel]

this suggestion is great because it's exciting and completely unheard of.