Forgot about the anniversary with my girl (obviously)

[DJLegacy2k1]

A dildo! Purple or Pink

 

[bigpokey]

anniversary with a girl that's not your wife??? LOLF

 

[SpyWizard]

you wont so dump her now or you will owe her for the rest of your life. She now owns your ass bro, sorry

that is what i was going to say..

once you start giving bigger gifts they have to keep getting bigger, just don't go there..

and the 1st time you catch her trying to use sex as a reason or punishment, or with holding, put your pants on and go out.. stay gone 4 hours put your shirt on inside out and then go home, make noise in the kitchen making a sandwich and sit watch a movie.. but no matter what, don't go to sleep that night..

ha.. see if she stays..

 

[calveless wonder]

Deco is almost like an older, latin version of Glad

 

[DJLegacy2k1]

Deco is almost like an older, latin version of Glad

Thats fuckin mean dude!

 

[cuthroat]

what should i buy her

this and a donkey punch

 

[Smurfy]

How long have you been with her?

 

[cuthroat]

How long have you been with her?

too long if she is bitching...

 

[redshirt27se]

i thought you were getting deported?

 

[nimbus]

let her fuck your best friend