Forget puberty...this is when we really grow up

[NjSwunkBee]

now shut the fuck up dammit.. I have your name in perm marker on my njswunkbee.

no wonder why i smell like rotten fish lately, that thing's probably some sort of a voodoo doll

 

[Frisky]

no wonder why i smell like rotten fish lately, that thing's probably some sort of a voodoo doll

im sorry you smell so bad suga.. pick your women a bit better. I smell like roses and well, aloe vera baby wipes. LOL bwahahahah

btw you got the pink bob, because I wanted him a bit more macho.

does this freak you out at all? LOL bwahahah

 

[NjSwunkBee]

im sorry you smell so bad suga.. pick your women a bit better. I smell like roses and well, aloe vera baby wipes. LOL bwahahahah

btw you got the pink bob, because I wanted him a bit more macho.

does this freak you out at all? LOL bwahahah

Nope. Not at all. You're not the only broad to use a suave guinea from NY, NJ and CT for a sex toy.

And good job on the baby wipes. Wipe that gash before sending anything near it.

 

[Frisky]

Nope. Not at all. You're not the only broad to use a suave guinea from NY, NJ and CT for a sex toy.

And good job on the baby wipes. Wipe that gash before sending anything near it.

LOL

I got that shit in all caps too

And baby wipes are a must! I think it should be a law that you clean that shit up proper

 

[coldblue1955]

i think the defining moment of growing up was the day we started folding toilet paper instead of crumpling it.

I guess i'm still a kid then. lol.

 

[Lao Tzu]

There was a guy who grew up in the USSR who said 'you become a man the first time you see a policeman plant his boot in your father's testicles'.

 

[rnch]

ow when we actually put a fresh roll on the rod rather than just tossing it on the floor next to the penthouse magazine.