For the people that wear earphones at the gym...

[Boach]

LOL!!
I got really pissed off a year or so back b/c in a drunken moment of enlightenment I came up with the perfect idea of a seeing-eye midget and then right after I find out that Chris Rock already has that as part of one of his comedy routines.
fucking fuckers. all of them.

I think everyone should have a pet retard. You see, midgets think coherently, thus, they can stir up trouble. Sure, you could just put everything out of reach, but those fuckers climb. A retard is so much more convenient and you can teach them tricks!