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For Jenn Bfl Chick, I Would...

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18echo

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take a shot of my grandmother's bath water. this would prep me for the upcoming 2 miles of dragging my balls through broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

:lmao:

now THAT'S a fine be-otch! :eek2:



c'mon girls, how many guys would do that for you?
 
Why dont you just buy her some flowers and take her out to a nice restaurant and have a pleasent engaging conversation about yourselves. You know be open honest and sharing. Besides she's not going to want anything to do with your nuts once they're all cut up like that.
 
SB- yeah, but it would be slavery in a french maid outfit, slaving over a hot stove (for sweat down the cleavage).

w- now THAT'S some funny shit :lmao: :lmao:
 
18echo said:
take a shot of my grandmother's bath water. this would prep me for the upcoming 2 miles of dragging my balls through broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

:lmao:

now THAT'S a fine be-otch! :eek2:



c'mon girls, how many guys would do that for you?
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no offence to jen, as she is truly delightful, but u must be hard up for some lovin bro! :D
 
LOL........

Whatever happenned to just talking to a woman?.......<sheesh>

A cuddle here and there goes a long way......trust me.


Fonz
 
The only way to get my attention is if you have enormous balls---that does it for me every time....

As for the rest of elite women---they will say the same I'm sure

the bigger the better---I want to be able to jump on those babies for hours---

hangen out of your pants is even better
 
jen since most guys on here are on gear then you're on the wrong board if you want guys with big balls
 
18echo said:
take a shot of my grandmother's bath water. this would prep me for the upcoming 2 miles of dragging my balls through broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

:lmao:

now THAT'S a fine be-otch! :eek2:



c'mon girls, how many guys would do that for you?
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Virgin I'm assuming. Go to a stipclub dude. Buy a Playboy or download some friggin porn!!! If you think she is THAT hot, then you've been locked up or something and need to see some real pussy.
 
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roidog420 said:



Virgin I'm assuming. Go to a stipclub dude. Buy a Playboy or download some friggin porn!!! If you think she is THAT hot, then you've been locked up or something and need to see some real pussy.
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he's right----my pussy is fake---girls in a strip joint are so much better then me, same with air brushed girls in playboy
 
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jennifer said:


he's right----my pussy is fake---girls in a strip joint are so much better then me, same with air brushed girls in playboy
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Not every guy is gonna think your "all that" in life Jen ya know?! Dont take it personal that I dont drool at the site of your little ass hanging out of those hot pants you have on in your little picture. Unlike most of the guys who drool over you here, Im not 12 years old & I have actually seen other chicks who have surpassed puberty! O and 1 qusetion if I may: Does it make you feel better to say that the girls in Playboy are airbrushed? Are you somehow insecure with the fact that there might actually be other attractive women out there in the world BESIDES you??? Is that your way of justifying the attention that they are receiving AND YOU AINT?! Dont mind me....I just cant stand any person who needs the attention of others to justify their existence. Women especially
 
o great, another women hater!!

Damn--you need to just chill


Why in the world would I think that I'm "better" then someone because of my looks? And why would I think someone is "better" then me because of how they look?

Good hell----I'm not vain like you obviously think I am for some reason----looks are not all that matter to me buddy


Why does everyone think, that I think I'm all that? Have I ever said that? Have I ever dissed another womens beauty on this board? Almost every women that has posted here I have complimented
 
jennifer said:
has anyone on this board ripped ass into a walkie talkie?

I havn't even used a walkie talkie for years---let alone stick my ass on one
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Not a walkie talkie, but I have busted ass a few times on the telephone...especially when a telemarketer is on the receiving end:D
 
Winstrol the Pooh said:

Not a walkie talkie, but I have busted ass a few times on the telephone...especially when a telemarketer is on the receiving end:D
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OMFG--I have burped then hung up on telemarketers---damn they are annoying
 
jennifer said:
o great, another women hater!!

Damn--you need to just chill


Why in the world would I think that I'm "better" then someone because of my looks? And why would I think someone is "better" then me because of how they look?

Good hell----I'm not vain like you obviously think I am for some reason----looks are not all that matter to me buddy


Why does everyone think, that I think I'm all that? Have I ever said that? Have I ever dissed another womens beauty on this board? Almost every women that has posted here I have complimented
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I dont hate women, just women(or anyone)who needs a constant supply of attention like a junkie needs smack. Its pathetic & if EVERYONE thinks that YOU think your '"all that"(your words), then maybe it has some merit.
 
18echo said:
take a shot of my grandmother's bath water. this would prep me for the upcoming 2 miles of dragging my balls through broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

:lmao:

now THAT'S a fine be-otch! :eek2:



c'mon girls, how many guys would do that for you?

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You are pathetic. Do you get dates with good looking chicks in real life?. It seems not.
 
constant attention?

please explain your theory on why you THINK I need it

Just because I received a little attention over on the pictures of women board, doesn't mean I was starving for it

All the other girls had just as much attention---

not everyone thinks I'm vain---just a couple on this chat board

but that's cool, think what you want, I'm not here to please you
 
just got home

no, not qiute a virgin. not one at all, actually. and i worked in a strip club for almost two years. i've seen all the pussy there is to see. the girls don't get anymore naked the next time around.

actually, what i personally find more atractive are the girls who are very sensual at moving. don't stick your snatch in my face. if i want to see it up close, we'll already be a little tighter. just stay on the mirror and look beautiful. (like jenn).

there seem to be a bunch of folks who think that jenn is playing a little to high and mighty because of her pics. well, i'm too new here to comment on that. i just know what i see. (or, rather-saw. no more pics.) and the fact that she uses the term "rip ass" and would belch in a telemarketers ear give me the impressoin that she could very well be a trip to hang out with.

if the folks here are thinking that i'm just trying to kiss jenn's ass, well now that's not really so. just what good would that do me. i am, however, the type of guy who will see a chick in a club, and if i think she's THAT fine, i'll walk up and say so. just because. most take it okay. some will think that i'm trying to get in their pants and will be a bitch. that's when i knock 'em down a notch. i'm actaully pretty good with the rap, whether to get in with the chicks or hold my own against 'em.
 
Well I think Jen is very purty!!! And I think she would look phenominal airbrushed. Hell I can't wait to get airbrushed. Airbrushing just makes a good thing better , you still have to start out with a little quality!!
 
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to ymk

that's cool if you think it's pathetic. like i said, it seems that folks around here think that she's acting like all that. well, i wouldn't know about that.

yes i get out. and i got a chick of my very own, to play with and squeeze and all that good shit. and trust me when i say, she's a fucking smoker. not one of those "well, she's my wife, so of course i think she's pretty." i mean more like the "if i walk away from the bar, guys who don't have a clue are moving in' kind of pretty.

for all the anti jenn dudes over here, i ain't trying to start a goddamn war. i just happen to think she's pretty fuckin' smokin.
 
venus! said:
Well I think Jen is very purty!!! And I think she would look phenominal airbrushed. Hell I can't wait to get airbrushed. Airbrushing just maes a good thing better , you still have to start out with a little quality!!
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Thanks so much venus!

Now, venus is one women that I have complimented, because DAMN girl you are fit and beautiful, and I'm not afraid to say so.

Airbrushing is just the icing on the cake---obviously the women in playboy are hot--you cant take a rock and airbrush it and make it look like a cat (little dumb example)


18echo-----thanks for your awesome comments---your really cool. When ever someone compliments me, there is ALWAYS some one right behind them to diss me----not sure why they feel to diss me right after a compliment---guess it makes them feel better.

Millions of women take sexy pictures----whats so different about mine? I'm not trying to prove anything. I'm just having fun being female.
 
and venus, aren't you the one with the blonde hair and glasses? hell, you can both come over and play naked olive oil twister. my girl would probably have her clothes off before y'all. (okay, maybe i'm pushing with that last part. but you never know)
 
Hitting on each other on an internet message board? I don't think it gets any more pathetic than that. Go out to a club and talk to Real Life (tm) women. It's a lot more fun without all the LOL's and smilies :D
 
Nope no glasses my pics are in the pics of women section. Jen even Madonna has hate mail written to her. For every 100 people that like you there are always 10 that don't. You have confidence respect people for their opinion but fuck them if you think your hot and others do then don't let that small percent even bother you. It is so miniscule compared to the big picture.
 
18echo said:
and venus, aren't you the one with the blonde hair and glasses? hell, you can both come over and play naked olive oil twister. my girl would probably have her clothes off before y'all. (okay, maybe i'm pushing with that last part. but you never know)
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kinky :D

Do you have pics?



freshr1---your hot and cute whats up
 
jennifer said:
constant attention?

please explain your theory on why you THINK I need it

Just because I received a little attention over on the pictures of women board, doesn't mean I was starving for it

All the other girls had just as much attention---

not everyone thinks I'm vain---just a couple on this chat board

but that's cool, think what you want, I'm not here to please you
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Why do I think you need constant attention? Well OK:

1. The amount of times you post your picture here maybe?!

2. The fact that you got all snippy when I told the original poster that he needed to go see some real pussy perhaps?

3. The fact that you say that the chicks in Playboy are airbrushed(they are I know) as a way of saying "well they aren't REALLY as hot as me because they are AIRBRUSHED"?!?!

As far as the other girls who post here needing just as much attention as you. Well I agree 100%. They are in need too obviously. Sorry about the rant, its just that I prefer a women who is secure with herself & doesn't CONSTANTLY need to be told how beautifull she is. Girls like that-----I DO NOT bother with! Thats why I used strippers as an example. You wont get into a strippers pants by telling her how hot she is, because she already fucking knows it! Thats why she strips ya now?!! With girls like that, you can actually engage in real conversation & not have to worry weather or not your are being "charming" enough! Also, I find that women who need a constant attention supply tend to be SHITTY in the sack, because when the clothes come off, they go back to being insecure with themselves once again. I need a girl who KNOWS she's hot and can throw all that insecurity bullshit out the window when it comes down to fucking each others brains out. Does that sum it up for ya princess?!
 
venus! said:
Nope no glasses my pics are in the pics of women section. Jen even Madonna has hate mail written to her. For every 100 people that like you there are always 10 that don't. You have confidence respect people for their opinion but fuck them if you think your hot and others do then don't let that small percent even bother you. It is so miniscule compared to the big picture.
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Your totally right

Look at Britney spears----so many fans, yet so many haters
 
well, goddadmn, venus. i would go to confirm which pic is yours, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (saying that in a jim carey sort of way).

guess i can't do that anymore.

and so what if i'm doing some internet hittin'. i do it in real life as well. whatever. it's all good.
 
Not a fan of her music
but a definate fan of the power she radiates!! Noone can deny that how old is she? and how much money does she have? Geesh!!
 
For Alexa, in the grave chick, I would exhume her body and use it as decoration for my lobby, after first masturbating with her pelvis and eye sockets.
 
roidog420 said:



Why do I think you need constant attention? Well OK:

1. The amount of times you post your picture here maybe?!

2. The fact that you got all snippy when I told the original poster that he needed to go see some real pussy perhaps?

3. The fact that you say that the chicks in Playboy are airbrushed(they are I know) as a way of saying "well they aren't REALLY as hot as me because they are AIRBRUSHED"?!?!

As far as the other girls who post here needing just as much attention as you. Well I agree 100%. They are in need too obviously. Sorry about the rant, its just that I prefer a women who is secure with herself & doesn't CONSTANTLY need to be told how beautifull she is. Girls like that-----I DO NOT bother with! Thats why I used strippers as an example. You wont get into a strippers pants by telling her how hot she is, because she already fucking knows it! Thats why she strips ya now?!! With girls like that, you can actually engage in real conversation & not have to worry weather or not your are being "charming" enough! Also, I find that women who need a constant attention supply tend to be SHITTY in the sack, because when the clothes come off, they go back to being insecure with themselves once again. I need a girl who KNOWS she's hot and can throw all that insecurity bullshit out the window when it comes down to fucking each others brains out. Does that sum it up for ya princess?!
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ok, so you obviously think I'm a vain girl that is looking for attention----what other comments would you like to make now that your on a roll?

Don't get your feathers all fluffed over a couple of pictures----

damn, you are way to sensitive
 
18echo said:
and so what if i'm doing some internet hittin'. i do it in real life as well. whatever. it's all good.
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You go up to women in real life and tell them that you'd inject yourself with your grandma's bathwater and then drag your balls through broken glass to hear their fart on a walkie talkie? I'd love to hear what you'd do for a kiss let alone a blowjob.

Sounds more like you got some serious self esteem issues. Go get that checked out before it gets serious. Not a flame, just my honest opinion. I wouldn't do 0.1% of what you listed for the hottest girl in the world.
 
sorry, no pics. i can't even figure out how to post a goddamn thing on this board. how bout a brief discrip.

6'4''
240 lbs.
reddish hair
green eyes
18" neck
49" chest
36" waist. (almost to a 34.)
arms ? (pretty good sized- that's all i got on them)

i guess i could get you a pic on the side or something. i don't think i'm all that, but have had a rather successful history with the chicks.
 
not exactly

no dude. i don't actually use that. christ, give me just this much credit. :rolleyes: (making teenie weenie gesture with hand). if i choose to do that, it's after a little observation. sometimes, you can initially think a girl is smokin', but then you see her attitude, and it's enough to shit can any beauty you thought she had. at least it is for me.

IF i choose to let a girl know in person, it's by being as straight up as it gets. i'll often times bring up the fact that i have my own, so that she doesn't get the wrong idea, and then proceed to tell her what i think, and why. you know. this or that feature stands out, or whatever. i don't pull that "slick line" shit with women. i find, if you're staight forward, with the right amount of charm and humor, that works just fine.

at least it has for me.
 
18echo said:
sorry, no pics. i can't even figure out how to post a goddamn thing on this board. how bout a brief discrip.

6'4''
240 lbs.
reddish hair
green eyes
18" neck
49" chest
36" waist. (almost to a 34.)
arms ? (pretty good sized- that's all i got on them)

i guess i could get you a pic on the side or something. i don't think i'm all that, but have had a rather successful history with the chicks.
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I always wondered what happened to Ralph Malph! Hey Ralph!
 
DOH!

I was wondering how long i could go on here without getting a direct flame. that's some funny shit. i don't know why we didn't meet sooner. i've been seeling your mom crack for a couple of weeks now.

:lmao:
 
Re: DOH!

18echo said:
I was wondering how long i could go on here without getting a direct flame. that's some funny shit. i don't know why we didn't meet sooner. i've been seeling your mom crack for a couple of weeks now.

:lmao:
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My Mom has been a little jittery lately! Start selling her some Heroin so she calms down a little.
 
18echo said:
i guess i could get you a pic on the side or something. i don't think i'm all that, but have had a rather successful history with the chicks.
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Oh yea they just LOVE to be called "chicks".............lol............ Really who cares of Jen likes to show off?? If you lost that much weight and looked like that after all your hard work you'd be STUPID not to show it off. I thinks its kinda amusing to see guys hit on the women here, like any of us would get as lucky as Frackel
 
It has nothing to do with...

her results, she needs to learn to that not everyone thinks she's fucking Princess Diana...everyone is entitled to their opinion, she goes after everyone that doesn't kiss her chubby ass...she's insecure and immature. I think I know where all that weight she lost went to...her fucking head. She's some dudes worse nightmare some day.
 
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Addicted said:
her results, she needs to learn to that not everyone thinks she's fucking Princess Diana...everyone is entitled to their opinion, she goes after everyone that doesn't kiss her chubby ass...she's insecure and immature. I think I know where all that weight she lost went to...her fucking head. She's some dudes worse nightmare some day.
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Since your my number one fan--hows life going for ya?

Oh, and believe me---when I walk down the street people ask if I'm princess Diana---and I just laugh and say "no silly, I'm not"

I expect every one to bow down to my chubby ass right now!!


damn it!

:spin: :FRlol: :insane:
 
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Addicted said:
her results, she needs to learn to that not everyone thinks she's fucking Princess Diana...everyone is entitled to their opinion, she goes after everyone that doesn't kiss her chubby ass...she's insecure and immature. I think I know where all that weight she lost went to...her fucking head. She's some dudes worse nightmare some day.
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MMHMMMMM! The kind of girl you would take out, & then get up and leave her high & mighty ass at the restaurant or wherever. Either that or kiss her ass until you get her in bed & then fuck the attitude right out of her. I'd bet that would shed some more of those unwanted pounds.
 
i would use my penis as a pogo stick and bounce my ass to utah only to see her then return to canada and live in my igloo
 
everyone loves my body

everyone thinks I'm the best

I'm so into myself I have mirrors everywhere

I can't stand the site of other beautiful women--because I'm the best

You can't find a flaw on me, because there are none!!

I'm perfect in everyway--hair, skin, attitude you name it

Every guy loves me, and every girl wants to be me...



because I am the most stuck up bitch on this board damn it!!


now are you two happy? I bet you just wanted to hear me say it....hope I made your weekend better

and if you think I'm kidding I'm not---I the prettiest girl in the world---my dad tells me every night

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
jennifer said:
everyone loves my body

everyone thinks I'm the best

I'm so into myself I have mirrors everywhere

I can't stand the site of other beautiful women--because I'm the best

You can't find a flaw on me, because there are none!!

I'm perfect in everyway--hair, skin, attitude you name it

Every guy loves me, and every girl wants to be me...



because I am the most stuck up bitch on this board damn it!!


now are you two happy? I bet you just wanted to hear me say it....hope I made your weekend better

and if you think I'm kidding I'm not---I the prettiest girl in the world---my dad tells me every night

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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LOL.....Touche'
 
LOL, I had a feeling some of you guys were going to rip
into Jennifer.

It was just a matter of time..............

Frankly, how does her being good-looking(No mention of the
fact she worked hard for her physique of course) affect you
IN ANY WAY?

Live and LET LIVE.

Does it actually bug you that she's happy?

Damn guys, I fully condone constructive criticism, but
some of the comments here are downright nasty and
hurtful.

And in case anybody is starting to get any ideas, I DO
have a GF of 3 years so don't even follow that train
of thought.

Fonz
 
Fonz said:
And in case anybody is starting to get any ideas, I DO
have a GF of 3 years so don't even follow that train
of thought.

Fonz
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Does that mean you're not seeing me tonight anymore? :D
 
Fonz said:
LOL, I had a feeling some of you guys were going to rip
into Jennifer.

It was just a matter of time..............

Frankly, how does her being good-looking(No mention of the
fact she worked hard for her physique of course) affect you
IN ANY WAY?

Live and LET LIVE.

Does it actually bug you that she's happy?

Damn guys, I fully condone constructive criticism, but
some of the comments here are downright nasty and
hurtful.

And in case anybody is starting to get any ideas, I DO
have a GF of 3 years so don't even follow that train
of thought.

Fonz
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Its a catch 22--

if a girl is self conscious about her body and always complaining that she is fat, guys hate it

But if a girl is proud of her body, and actually has self esteem, she's stuck up

All I can say is I do think I'm decent looking, and no I'm not the best looking girl in the world, but for what I do have , I have worked for it------

I'm confident in myself, and its really nice to feel that way, instead of hating who you are


tommy----I have a pic I'm sending you soon :D
 
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