...for 20000 k......help!

[myway]

As some of u may remember, I get married in October. I am having groomsmen instead of brides maids(most of my friends are men...). Here is the deal. My men already know they are going to be in the wedding but my mom is like Martha Stewart on crack. She wants everything sentimental and proper. Even though my men know they are going to be in my wedding party, my mom wants me to send them one of those official invites to be in my wedding party. Now, I have been able to come up with a ton of funny things to say but my mom must approve this shit...... since my parents are paying for everything. Problem is, I need it done by morning and I am not feeling very sentimental. Anyone(for 20000 k ) have any ideas about what I can say? I need something short and sweet. Something to express: They are special to me and I want them to be in my wedding party. I would really like something kinda short and to the point. I was thinking about something about saving them a special seat or what ever. I am usually good at this but not in the right mood for it, 2night. I need it by 2night because my mom is a fuggin' slave driver. For 20000 k, any ideas? Thanx.

 

[myway]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on, peeps. Help!!!!!!! I need u. Please?

 

[myway]

OMFUGGINGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, 30000 K. Help.

 

[needtogetaas]

can I be youre best man.

 

[gotmojo]

For someone as special as you, just spending this day with me is not enough.

I am saving you a special seat, so you can be near me, just as you always have, as I move into the next chapter of my life.

And free food, wedding Ho's and liquor!



It's all I got on a 1/2 beer.

 

[needtogetaas]

how about
you have hade my seat allready so now take a chare in my wedding.


ps dont worry ill still give it up to you.

 

[myway]

For someone as special as you, just spending this day with me is not enough.

I am saving you a special seat, so you can be near me, just as you always have, as I move into the next chapter of my life.

And free food, wedding Ho's and liquor!



It's all I got on a 1/2 beer.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanx, Mojo. This thread is OVER. 30000 k to u. And I thought u were only good for porn. Man, was I wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gotmojo]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanx, Mojo. This thread is OVER. 30000 k to u. And I thought u were only good for porn. Man, was I wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, I can be as sensitive as the next lil bitch.

 

[gotmojo]

Shit, you didn't need to give me the "K"!

Just doin' an e-friend a solid...

 

[myway]

Hey, I can be as sensitive as the next lil bitch.

Lol. A well rounded man. U should write a book. I love u.

 

[gotmojo]

Lol. A well rounded man. U should write a book. I love u.

Awwww....

Be honest, it was the wedding Ho's that got ya wasn't it...

 

[myway]

Shit, you didn't need to give me the "K"!

Just doin' an e-friend a solid...

Don't worry. I love spreading k to good peeps.

 

[myway]

Awwww....

Be honest, it was the wedding Ho's that got ya wasn't it...

U had to add your special touch.

 

[gotmojo]

U had to add your special touch.

I know, i'm a fragile lil flower, stretching my petals in warm summe...

Oops, i've said too much...

 

[myway]

can I be youre best man.

Be in Kansas City on Oct. 28th and you are there. Bring Angel. U can wear whatever but she should wear a black dress..... and black thigh high stockings. Plus, need2, there will be a lot of cops there. I have a lot of cop friends. Isn't it about time u could get drunk around some PO-lice and not get arrested? Good times. We are even gonna have an Irish band at the wedding reception. Good times....

 

[needtogetaas]

Be in Kansas City on Oct. 28th and you are there. Bring Angel. U can wear whatever but she should wear a black dress..... and black thigh high stockings. Plus, need2, there will be a lot of cops there. I have a lot of cop friends. Isn't it about time u could get drunk around some PO-lice and not get arrested? Good times. We are even gonna have an Irish band at the wedding reception. Good times....

will you swing with me and my wife.cuz if so iam there.

 

[myway]

I know, i'm a fragile lil flower, stretching my petals in warm summe...

Oops, i've said too much...

Lol. Fraid so, lol. That's cool. Do all that u can to be the man u are..... petals, porn and all.

 

[Gymgurl]

Kansas City? That is as bad as Omaha,Nebraska..lol..anyway you could always attach the invite to a bottle of something...something manly. I did Valetines cards for my Bridesmaids becasue I was going to be married on Valentines day

 

[Smurfy]

I fucking hate over-controlling parents

 

[Sub-Zero]

As some of u may remember, I get married in October. I am having groomsmen instead of brides maids(most of my friends are men...). Here is the deal. My men already know they are going to be in the wedding but my mom is like Martha Stewart on crack. She wants everything sentimental and proper. Even though my men know they are going to be in my wedding party, my mom wants me to send them one of those official invites to be in my wedding party. Now, I have been able to come up with a ton of funny things to say but my mom must approve this shit...... since my parents are paying for everything. Problem is, I need it done by morning and I am not feeling very sentimental. Anyone(for 20000 k ) have any ideas about what I can say? I need something short and sweet. Something to express: They are special to me and I want them to be in my wedding party. I would really like something kinda short and to the point. I was thinking about something about saving them a special seat or what ever. I am usually good at this but not in the right mood for it, 2night. I need it by 2night because my mom is a fuggin' slave driver. For 20000 k, any ideas? Thanx.

Dear a Special Man,

When I was told I would need bridesmades for this wedding, i was unhappy, as I do not have many friends that are girls. I wanted to include the men in my life in this wedding, and so I was able to convince my family and fiance's family that I would have groomsmen instead. Althoguh this makes it look like a homosexual wedding, that is OK, as I need my special men there. In reality, the only reason I want you there is to make my husband madly jealous. I feel that if we start off on the right foot (with him being jealous) I can try and manipulate him more and have a reason (at least a justification in my own fucked up mind) to cheat on him.

Please wear propper attire (Full suit), and bring a condom, for as the men in my life, you will be running a post wedding train on me. I know this seems monotonous as you run trains on me all the time, and a wedding should call for something more exciting, but I would like to remember my men the way I have always known them - running a train on me -. We may even let my husband join in this time, instead of jacking off to the taping of it he randomly finds on enwhore.

Love,
Myway

 

[Phenom78]

Dear a Special Man,

When I was told I would need bridesmades for this wedding, i was unhappy, as I do not have many friends that are girls. I wanted to include the men in my life in this wedding, and so I was able to convince my family and fiance's family that I would have groomsmen instead. Althoguh this makes it look like a homosexual wedding, that is OK, as I need my special men there. In reality, the only reason I want you there is to make my husband madly jealous. I feel that if we start off on the right foot (with him being jealous) I can try and manipulate him more and have a reason (at least a justification in my own fucked up mind) to cheat on him.

Please wear propper attire (Full suit), and bring a condom, for as the men in my life, you will be running a post wedding train on me. I know this seems monotonous as you run trains on me all the time, and a wedding should call for something more exciting, but I would like to remember my men the way I have always known them - running a train on me -. We may even let my husband join in this time, instead of jacking off to the taping of it he randomly finds on enwhore.

Love,
Myway

LMFAO

 

[Cutiebaby]

Ok How about saying some shit like
As we (so and so, and I) take the next step in our relationship and become one with one another we would enjoy having your blessing and presence at our wedding party.

 

[needtogetaas]

Dear a Special Man,

When I was told I would need bridesmades for this wedding, i was unhappy, as I do not have many friends that are girls. I wanted to include the men in my life in this wedding, and so I was able to convince my family and fiance's family that I would have groomsmen instead. Althoguh this makes it look like a homosexual wedding, that is OK, as I need my special men there. In reality, the only reason I want you there is to make my husband madly jealous. I feel that if we start off on the right foot (with him being jealous) I can try and manipulate him more and have a reason (at least a justification in my own fucked up mind) to cheat on him.

Please wear propper attire (Full suit), and bring a condom, for as the men in my life, you will be running a post wedding train on me. I know this seems monotonous as you run trains on me all the time, and a wedding should call for something more exciting, but I would like to remember my men the way I have always known them - running a train on me -. We may even let my husband join in this time, instead of jacking off to the taping of it he randomly finds on enwhore.

Love,
Myway

ok this is funy.sorry myway but I have to say its funy.