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Fonz on Myspace

golden is going to look for the bottle of green goop in the background.
 
I thought about him the other day...
Wuzzup galaxy where you hangin out these dayz...Pm me if ya want...
 
What the fuck is wrong with his eyes?
 
here's what we do:

start a myspace account impersonating a hot chick. Send him messages oogling him. And send a good looking transvestite to go on a date with him,.
 
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UA_Iron said:
here's what we do:

start a myspace account impersonating a hot chick. Send him messages oogling him, then get him to meet in person

then a group of ef'ers (me and tiger or something - we're close to NM) go and beat the shit out of him.
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Wouldn't work because he just read that post and he's now making up a female myspace account to get some hot cock from EF'ers.
 
Damn if you look at his profile...down to the right you will see a fine ass foreign chic...damn I blew her pics up...Holy shit nice rack.......7th down asian.
 
Tryn2 said:
Damn if you look at his profile...down to the right you will see a fine ass foreign chic...damn I blew her pics up...Holy shit nice rack.......7th down asian.
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you mean exotic island girl?
 
i loved watching goldendelicious pwn fonz night and day.
 
Dood is jakked for someone taking 2 grams of test and 18 iu of Serostim daily. I can see how he pressed 535 for reps.

Now, did the fucker pay everyone back?
 
Lestat said:
i loved watching goldendelicious pwn fonz night and day.
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and watching Ulter defend him long past the point of objectivity.
 
Didn't he want to use the cattle injection gun to inject his fina pellets into his ass...that would have hurt like one biatch !!!!
 
I wouldn't cut down Ulter. he ensured everyone got their money back from fonz because he had all of fonz's personal info from AF store orders.
 
view said:
I wouldn't cut down Ulter. he ensured everyone got their money back from fonz because he had all of fonz's personal info from AF store orders.
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yep.
 
tiger88 said:
why are most and i mean most mexicans/ latins who are queer all fucking bottoms?
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Your sig is awesome.
 
*chuckle at AAP's quote from the old FTJ thread*

"what the fuck could he chat about for 13000 posts?" Oooh the ironing.
 
tiger88 said:
lol same fucking pics from like what 2001?

his bitch ass lives in New mexico <sure of that
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I was about to say the same thing.

1. same room
2. same flexed abs
3. face lighter then his body. Ethnic folks don't have the same tanning needs so it appears to be a fake pic
4. his head appears to be turned in such a way as to fit the picture. basically it looks faked.

Anyway he will never learn
 
Well there was that one time where he got caught photoshopping his pic and tried some complex explanation about light refraction to explain why there was an ear growing out of the wall
 
AristotleBC said:
Well there was that one time where he got caught photoshopping his pic and tried some complex explanation about light refraction to explain why there was an ear growing out of the wall
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His explanation made perfect sense: light simply bends around him.
 
AristotleBC said:
Well there was that one time where he got caught photoshopping his pic and tried some complex explanation about light refraction to explain why there was an ear growing out of the wall
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Yeah. He had a third ear on his neck. A third arm growing out the back of his body. And the reflection in the mirror behind him was reversed. He claimed it was because when the camera took a picture the light hit the mirror and bounced back, bending the reflection into the opposite image, however the only way the mirror could have done that was to be in front of him, not behind him.

I will give 25000 K to anyone that can find that post. I searched for it earlier today.
 
AAP said:
Yeah. He had a third ear on his neck. A third arm growing out the back of his body. And the reflection in the mirror behind him was reversed. He claimed it was because when the camera took a picture the light hit the mirror and bounced back, bending the reflection into the opposite image, however the only way the mirror could have done that was to be in front of him, not behind him.

I will give 25000 K to anyone that can find that post. I searched for it earlier today.
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LOL I tried looking for it but gave up after I read 100 posts consisting of nothing but:

Edited. Next time banned.

Fonz.
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I counted at least 75 "ameoba brain" insults from him in one thread alone.
 
AAP said:
I counted at least 75 "ameoba brain" insults from him in one thread alone.
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He used the words "troll" and "trashology" a lot too. Usually in conjunction with one another.
 
Remember those "chuck norris" facts?

Someone should change the name to Fonz in all them.. and add light bends around him.
 
no no no...the best fonz was post when ef had the old old look an he claimed he had 19 inch arms yes fonzy said he had 19s!

fuick i need to find that..manyy78 i sent it too him wayyyyyyyyyyyys back
 
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lol i love a fonz thread. i'm surprized the peeps that he owes money to haven't signed up at myspace and spread the word about shady fonzie...that's what i would do stilleto you should post more boobie avatars...wtf?
 
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Lumberg had a classic

so eviction got any ideas for the avatar yet? I say you use one of the ones from facethejury so you can actually see his face, maybe one wearing those boxer briefs, and maybe photoshop it so he has like 5 ears, and a dick coming out of his forehead
 
gotmilk said:
AAP..was it the Eviction versus Fonz thread of 04?

When Fonz didn't even post until the day after the deadline

Starts on page 12 with his pics


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=333487&page=1&pp=20&highlight=fonz+photoshop
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It was the one where he got busted on the bad photoshop and then made a thread trying to explain it was the camera's fault because the mirror and angle of the camera caused the light to bend around him and take a picture of his back.

Pathetic really.
 
AristotleBC said:
So what did Fonz do that has ev eryone so mad besides his lying about his personal life?
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Well he scammed people out of money for gear for starters and basically is a complete tool. But other than that hes a good bro. Happy new year btw everyone.lol
 
Gambino said:
lol i love a fonz thread. i'm surprized the peeps that he owes money to haven't signed up at myspace and spread the word about shady fonzie...that's what i would do stilleto you should post more boobie avatars...wtf?
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huh? how did i get in this thread? he doesn't owe me money- i don't even know who he is.
 
stilleto said:
huh? how did i get in this thread? he doesn't owe me money- i don't even know who he is.
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he used you as a reference.
 
My bathroom has a walk-in closet(That hs mirrors on its outer surface) directly in front of the wash basin, which itself has a rectangular mirror on top of it.

]
]
]
] ++ ..(1) ..(2) Fonz | Walk-in closet mirrors
] ++
]
]
]
]
]
(Mirrors)
Wash Basin

Its a relatively simple optics problem. BTw, the mirrors have both reflective surfaces not refractive, therefore both have a specific focal point length...indicated by the sign ".." in the quasi-diagram above. ..(1) is the focal length of the wash basin mirrors, and the ..(2) sign is the focal length of the Walk-in closet mirrors. The camera is represented by the "++" sign.
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OK...once the beam of light shoots out of the camera it hits me(Fonz) and is dispersed around me as well....light travels in a relative circle from the camera(Well.....depends on your viewer...some are smaller than others). Then as the picture is formed on the camera from the first light beam, the light that was dispersed around me is reflected and diffracted back towards me bounced off the walk-in closet mirror(represented by "|". This light then hits the Wash basin mirror(represented by "[" and is captured by the camera as an after-image. Remember that the camera is pointed to the Walk-in closet mirror, so any light hitting the Wash Basin mirror would be seen in the Walk-in closet mirror.

Thats how easy it is to explain, but I guess its above the heads of the genuises(LOL) of ........haha

Better luck next time morons........
 
First-off:

A camera is essentially a light source(flash) with a circular lens.
When the camera flash activates it sends out light in waves at (v=c), these specific waves have a specific wavelength(In the Visible light EM spectrum as you can see it) that travels from the flash in ALL DIRECTIONS. Now, as a small tid-bit(learn something for a change) the smaller the wavelength the sharper ther picture) This is the chief reason why Electron microscopes are so precise...the wavelength of an electron is VERY small. Anyways, back to making you look foolish. Some of the emited light waves from the flash of the camera hit me, and are recorded optically by the lens of the camera as an image(They essentially bounce back to the camera and are recorded by the lens optically)The light emitted by the flash travels in all directions. The flash does NOT diffract the light beam being emitted from it. It is all-directional not uni-directional. Anyways, the light that has not hit me(In wave format), then hits the mirrors to the left and right of me.(Now remember that the velocity of light waves = c, so the camera mechanism has no chance whatsoever of snapping the initial picture of me formed by the first incoming light waves from the flash, and not also record the after-image formed by the reflections and refractions of the light waves that missed me. So, going right along, the light waves that miss me hit the objects outwith the contours of my body.
Now we come to the optics part of my little dissertation.
There is no such thing as a perfect mirror unless you happen to go by and get an astronomical-grade mirror. Any commercially made mirror is going to have some small refractive index. Doesn't matter how big it is, its still going to be > 1.00, therefore the emitted light waves are going to be refracted back from the mirrors behind me at angles that are (90 - incidence angle) in degrees. So, if a light wave hits the mirror to my right at a 30 degree angle(Sin 30 = 0.866), and the index of refraction is lets just say 1.05(Small but who cares), the incident light wave will be (1.00)sin(30) = (1.05)(sin(x)). Therefore, sin(x) = (1.00/1.05)sin(30) = 0.824 Therefore Sin(Zeta)(0.824) < Sin of Initial incident angle(0.824)....the angle of refraction will be greater than 30 degrees. And from this, the angle of refraction( 90 - incidence angle) will be > 30 degrees relative to the horizontal plane of the mirrors behind me( So about <60 degrees relative to me). Obviously, as the beams of emitted light start to reach (1,2) degrees outwith the contours of my body, the angle of incidence is going to be very big(About 88,89 degrees), therefore, sin(x) is going to approach 1/1.05, which is approx. 0.95. Now the Sin(exp-1) of 0.95 is about near zero(Very close. A couple of degrees). So that means that the angle of reflection BACK to me is (90 - 3(Just an example) = 87 degrees. So, practically, straight right back at me. So, from that little analisis we can conclude that all manner of light waves with different angles of incidence where refracted by the mirror behind me, and therefore BOUNCED back in angles ranging from 3 degrees relative to the horizontal line in front of the camera lens(relative to me both left and right and up and down) to close to 90 degrees(Again..left,right,up, and down). And these light waves where then subsequently CAPTURED by the optical lens of the camera, as an after-image formed by the light waves that missed the optical lens of the camera the first time light was emitted by the flash, but then subsequently where refracted and hit the mirror in front of me(The camera was aimed at the mirror behind me). This is what we refer to in optics as an after-image...and is what generated the sort of twinkling or doubling effect of some of my bodyparts, since I wasn't exactly standing perfectly horizontal to the lens of the camera.

And me saying light bending? Where the heck do you get that from?

I never said that because it has nothing to do with this. Light in a medium not involving a very large gravitational field can only reflect, refract, or diffract(diffraction grating). But in case you're wondering, light CAN bend...due to gravity. Thats Einstein's General Theory of Relativity for your information.

Care to comment on my supposed stupidity now?

I guess not.

I will steamroll right over you each and every time, just to teach you a good lesson. You may think you're smart...but there is ALWAYS going to be, no matter what, someone smarter than you. I learned that my first semester of grad school. Try to engrave that in your memory, so that you're not made to look like a total fool again by somebody else.

And if you're in a top percentile of whatever faculty, it is truly a sad day for the academic community at large.

Fonz
 
kaalgsio2 said:
My bathroom has a walk-in closet(That hs mirrors on its outer surface) directly in front of the wash basin, which itself has a rectangular mirror on top of it.

]
]
]
] ++ ..(1) ..(2) Fonz | Walk-in closet mirrors
] ++
]
]
]
]
]
(Mirrors)
Wash Basin

Its a relatively simple optics problem. BTw, the mirrors have both reflective surfaces not refractive, therefore both have a specific focal point length...indicated by the sign ".." in the quasi-diagram above. ..(1) is the focal length of the wash basin mirrors, and the ..(2) sign is the focal length of the Walk-in closet mirrors. The camera is represented by the "++" sign.
++

OK...once the beam of light shoots out of the camera it hits me(Fonz) and is dispersed around me as well....light travels in a relative circle from the camera(Well.....depends on your viewer...some are smaller than others). Then as the picture is formed on the camera from the first light beam, the light that was dispersed around me is reflected and diffracted back towards me bounced off the walk-in closet mirror(represented by "|". This light then hits the Wash basin mirror(represented by "[" and is captured by the camera as an after-image. Remember that the camera is pointed to the Walk-in closet mirror, so any light hitting the Wash Basin mirror would be seen in the Walk-in closet mirror.

Thats how easy it is to explain, but I guess its above the heads of the genuises(LOL) of ........haha

Better luck next time morons........
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OMG!!! Please post the link to that. I am so like, giving you the K later.

Everyone, green this man to the heavens.
 
if only Fonz knew that einsteins theory of relativity isn't accurate, nor is quantam mechanics. string theory on the other hand... well it just may be.
 
the biggest question is how did such a newbie locate that post when I hunted for about 3 hours for it.
 
If most you recall, he claimed to be in the top ten of the internet's smartest people. I'll give him one thing though, he was entertaining....
 
kaalgsio2 said:
My bathroom has a walk-in closet(That hs mirrors on its outer surface) directly in front of the wash basin, which itself has a rectangular mirror on top of it.

]
]
]
] ++ ..(1) ..(2) Fonz | Walk-in closet mirrors
] ++
]
]
]
]
]
(Mirrors)
Wash Basin

Its a relatively simple optics problem. BTw, the mirrors have both reflective surfaces not refractive, therefore both have a specific focal point length...indicated by the sign ".." in the quasi-diagram above. ..(1) is the focal length of the wash basin mirrors, and the ..(2) sign is the focal length of the Walk-in closet mirrors. The camera is represented by the "++" sign.
++

OK...once the beam of light shoots out of the camera it hits me(Fonz) and is dispersed around me as well....light travels in a relative circle from the camera(Well.....depends on your viewer...some are smaller than others). Then as the picture is formed on the camera from the first light beam, the light that was dispersed around me is reflected and diffracted back towards me bounced off the walk-in closet mirror(represented by "|". This light then hits the Wash basin mirror(represented by "[" and is captured by the camera as an after-image. Remember that the camera is pointed to the Walk-in closet mirror, so any light hitting the Wash Basin mirror would be seen in the Walk-in closet mirror.

Thats how easy it is to explain, but I guess its above the heads of the genuises(LOL) of ........haha

Better luck next time morons........
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Bwahahahahahaha!!!! How in the hell did you find that classic Fonz post??? That's probably one of the most obviously lying Fonz posts of all time. That and all the ones where he claims to bench 500 lbs.
 
gotmilk said:
Well...you could always open a myspace page and put his refracted mirror pics on your page.....
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So how does it work ? Is it some kind of dating site ? If they have a forum, we should bust him there.
 
manny78 said:
So how does it work ? Is it some kind of dating site ? If they have a forum, we should bust him there.
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I honestly do not know. I think you create your own page with pics and writing and others can see it too.
 
someone should post a fake profile and use his abs picture. say it was taken 2 days ago and make asinanine comments to look stupid on purpose. lure him out.
 
AAP said:
someone should post a fake profile and use his abs picture. say it was taken 2 days ago and make asinanine comments to look stupid on purpose. lure him out.
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let's set this up...i love this shit
 
view said:
if only Fonz knew that einsteins theory of relativity isn't accurate, nor is quantam mechanics. string theory on the other hand... well it just may be.
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Where in the bloody hell do you get that from? We're nowhere even close, mathematical obfuscation notwithstanding.



:cow:
 
Its not a dating site but it can be used to meet people. U just post ur profile. Favortie things and all that shit. Its big with teenagers but it seems to be pretty popular with alot of people now too. U can do things with ur page like add sound and background shit. I use it to keep up on my 13yr old step daughter.
 
galaxy said:
Its not a dating site but it can be used to meet people. U just post ur profile. Favortie things and all that shit. Its big with teenagers but it seems to be pretty popular with alot of people now too. U can do things with ur page like add sound and background shit. I use it to keep up on my 13yr old step daughter.
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I just read an article claiming it was "bigger" than the Time-Warner and AOL merger as far as hits per day.
 
Yeah it is pretty huge. The days of blind dating being taboo are now over. Meeting people online is very common now. I cant believe all the people I work with that do. Some just flat out suprised me.lol ANd it really still is "blind" dating to me. Ive heard too many horror stories of people lying, so just cus u see a pic doesnt mean its true..

I mean Im actually 17 and 125lbs truth be told.lol
 
galaxy said:
Yeah it is pretty huge. The days of blind dating being taboo are now over. Meeting people online is very common now. I cant believe all the people I work with that do. Some just flat out suprised me.lol ANd it really still is "blind" dating to me. Ive heard too many horror stories of people lying, so just cus u see a pic doesnt mean its true..

I mean Im actually 17 and 125lbs truth be told.lol
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Like bars are a great place to meet people; At least I know they have two brain cells to rub together before wasting money on a date.
 
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