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[8pack]

There's this chick I totally have a crush on. The problem is that she likes this complete dork. I mean the guy couldn't hold a conversation with a 12 year old. But he has a vette and I don't. I could never be a cock blocker so I'm just gonna stay away and vent here

FUCK THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD

 

[MINISTER]

There, there....let all your frustrations out!!

 

[8pack]

 

[Gilbyag]

 

[supersizeme]

ignore her, treat her like shit, be a complete cock to her. she will be on your sack in a new york minute.

 

[8pack]

ignore her, treat her like shit, be a complete cock to her. she will be on your sack in a new york minute.

I think your right on the money here. I've been too nice to be ignored for a dork in a vette.

 

[HeavyDutyGuy]

If she is with a guy because of a CAR, she is shallow and not worthy.....

 

[fistfullofsteel]

time to bust out the bmw 328 or 330 ic convertible. hook it up with some rims, throw in an awesome system and throw the top down and lay rubber up and down her block. once you are done with her, get rid of her cause she sounds like a material girl. you can do this, that's if you have 35,000 to 50,000 to spare.


of course there are other cars you can get to turn on the chicks, but to each their own.

 

[velvett]

Simply kill him.

Just get his car keys first.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Simply kill him.

Word.

 

[TxCollegeguy]

Just imagine RuPaul getting snappy with you and yelling ATTITUDE.....That should scare you enough...Now Grab your Balls and Throw them into the wind and Go Get her

 

[fistfullofsteel]

btw, a true player shouldn't need materials to get the bitches. anybody (ok, almost anybody) can roll up in a lamborghani and get some, therefore you have to mack a game of different type. yes, the good old smooth talker.

 

[Sassy69]

a true player shouldn't need materials to get the bitches

so I guess player == attitude (not bad ass, just confidence & presentation, charisma)? OK I'm learning....

Just because the guy drove up in a corvette ??? That really only makes her a material girl, right? Is that worth your time? She's more interested in your ride than you?

If that's being too harsh, then I think you should follow the previous suggestion - act like you aren't interested in her - rise above it all - she'll come running....

 

[8pack]

If she is with a guy because of a CAR, she is shallow and not worthy.....

Well said your probably right.

Originally posted by kartchick83
Simply kill him.

LOL

posted by BeardedClam
stop blowing smoke in this idiots ass. the corvette has nothing to do with why she is with that guy. quit making bullshit excuses.

Blowing smoke in this idiots ass. WTF are you talking about? If you knew me you'd say it's the car because it's not me. :finger


Thanks for the advice people. It seems the girl would rather have a vette to ride then my large member oh well. Like I said I'm not a hater or a cock-blocker so if she wants to be with this clumsy fool then be it.

 

[8pack]

BeardedClam you just believe its the car because thats what you want to believe. there is no way its the car.

And what is it your tryin to get at.

If you knew me and him youd say its the car too.

 

[Stillhere]

ignore her, treat her like shit, be a complete cock to her. she will be on your sack in a new york minute.

You must have a Masters of Science in Pimpology!
Funny shit, hell yeah!

 

[Jimsbbc]

I'm sure superdave could give you some badass pointers, he is the hustler pimp throwin the smack down- jockin the bitches- slappin the hoes...