FLAME war in 4....3....2.....

[The Shadow]

Post up the best flame regarding someone on EF.


Keep in mind that this is all in fun...so if you think that you might get your thong in a knot - disregard this thread, pop some Midol and change out the Maxipad.

 

[habitualhealth]

ur a dork.




.....oouuu burn.

 

[youngguns]

ur a dork.




.....oouuu burn.

(kiss)

 

[The Shadow]

ur a dork.




.....oouuu burn.

Speaking of Midol.....lol

 

[youngguns]

THREAD END/

 

[the-short-one]

I want to flame someone badly, but my mind is blank.

I can't take this kind of pressure.

 

[The Shadow]

THREAD END/

Try not to sprain your uterus while spitting out your witty commentary

 

[redguru]

 

[habitualhealth]

Speaking of Midol.....lol

highly suggested by the biggest bitch of all....


.....it's GOTTA work for me.

 

[The Shadow]

http://blogs.starwars.com/static/img/image-selector/full/misc/05.jpg


Dont make me force choke you bitch

 

[heatherrae]

Try not to sprain your uterus while spitting out your witty commentary

I think I sprained my uterus. Old football injury.

That is all.

 

[The Shadow]

I think I sprained my uterus. Old football injury.

That is all.

kicking injury - right??


LOL

 

[redguru]

kicking injury - right??


LOL

No, locker room bukkake injury.

 

[jnevin]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=376238&page=1&pp=20

You can do a search of jnevin vs the bomb squad, I'm pretty sure most were locked/ deleted.

 

[heatherrae]

kicking injury - right??


LOL

A hail mary gone incredibly wrong. Otherwise, I'd already have a Heisman on my mantle.

 

[ksharp01]

Bite Me!
















Please! lol

 

[chewyxrage]

You're all lonely.

 

[KillahBee]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5153110&postcount=9

 

[Frisky]

Post up the best flame regarding someone on EF.


Keep in mind that this is all in fun...so if you think that you might get your thong in a knot - disregard this thread, pop some Midol and change out the Maxipad.

dood... still use Maxipad's... I hear they replaced depends with maxipads.. you ever try walking with those things in your crotch.

 

[the-short-one]

dood... still use Maxipad's... I hear they replaced depends with maxipads.. you ever try walking with those things in your crotch.

they kinda bunge up, don't they? ...like walking around with a load in your britches.

 

[jnevin]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5153110&postcount=9

LOL @ misspelling deodorant while calling someone stoopid.

 

[Frisky]

check out any starfish/frisky thread... oh.. and that time I went off on feisty (still love you sugar) or hey... how about the whole Radar/Chefwide/Frisky thingy. Um... I believe me and FG got into it a few tidbits ago.. but I love my chicka now... Velvette totally pwned me when I first signed up... I was totally pissed and lashed back, but now she's the most amazing chicka ... seriously and we've exchanged some very kind words since then. On and you know that dood Stilleto... well he stuck it up my ass with no lube.... and im still pissed.

 

[jnevin]

check out any starfish/frisky thread... oh.. and that time I went off on feisty (still love you sugar) or hey... how about the whole Radar/Chefwide/Frisky thingy. Um... I believe me and FG got into it a few tidbits ago.. but I love my chicka now... Velvette totally pwned me when I first signed up... I was totally pissed and lashed back, but now she's the most amazing chicka ... seriously and we've exchanged some very kind words since then. On and you know that dood Stilleto... well he stuck it up my ass with no lube.... and im still pissed.

You could get fisted in the ass with a boxing glove and not need lube.

 

[redguru]

they kinda bunge up, don't they? ...like walking around with a load in your britches.

Haven't walked around with a load in my britches since I was two, I wouldn't know the feeling. I will take your word for it, though.

 

[the-short-one]

Haven't walked around with a load in my britches since I was two, I wouldn't know the feeling. I will take your word for it, though.

I know what I'm talking about.

 

[Frisky]

You could get fisted in the ass with a boxing glove and not need lube.

you confuse me with your mama... would you please stop that.

 

[jnevin]

you confuse me with your mama... would you please stop that.

Weak. Even for you.

 

[Frisky]

Weak. Even for you.

I'll show you weak...

you and me... we should make snow angels together

yes.. yes we should

 

[jnevin]

I'll show you weak...

you and me... we should make snow angels together

yes.. yes we should

I'm down.

 

[Frisky]

I'm down.

as in lying down?

hmmmmmmmm

(as my naughty mind thinks and thinks)

 

[perkele]

Post up the best flame regarding someone on EF.


Keep in mind that this is all in fun...so if you think that you might get your thong in a knot - disregard this thread, pop some Midol and change out the Maxipad.

 

[youngguns]

I have a boner I wouldnt mind showing these horny women.

 

[Frisky]

I have a boner I wouldnt mind showing these horny women.

well if you don't mind, what are you waiting for shorty?

 

[Sassy69]

This thread smells of poo.....

:lock:

 

[The Shadow]

well if you don't mind, what are you waiting for shorty?

Someone to show him where to get rubbers in "his" size:



ie:
http://www.contraceptioneducation.co.uk/docs/Finger Cot.jpg

 

[Frisky]

Someone to show him where to get rubbers in "his" size:



ie:
http://www.contraceptioneducation.co.uk/docs/Finger Cot.jpg

lol

sometimes its hard to get rubbers in your size.

 

[The Shadow]

lol

sometimes its hard to get rubbers in your size.

I know....I have to import these:



http://www.ruerude.com/images/concorde_condom_1.jpg

 

[Frisky]

I know....I have to import these:



http://www.ruerude.com/images/concorde_condom_1.jpg

lol

lol

lol

please tell me that pink isn't the only color? I see you as a green man, maybe blue but more green.

 

[jnevin]

Someone to show him where to get rubbers in "his" size:



ie:
http://www.contraceptioneducation.co.uk/docs/Finger Cot.jpg

Ah, the magnum. I'm familiar with its work.

 

[The Shadow]

lol

lol

lol

please tell me that pink isn't the only color? I see you as a green man, maybe blue but more green.

the pink ones were a bit cheaper

 

[PBR]

Post up the best flame regarding someone on EF.


Keep in mind that this is all in fun...so if you think that you might get your thong in a knot - disregard this thread, pop some Midol and change out the Maxipad.

the EPIC Battle scene of biteme and BKM...it is the Pearl Harbor of EF.

 

[Frisky]

the pink ones were a bit cheaper

YOU WHORE...

lol

 

[youngguns]

ya im 19, you women are scaring me

 

[rnch]

No, locker room bukkake injury.

AKA pick3 syndrone

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Everyone in this therad except me is silly dumb head. Oh and you are smelly too.

 

[feisty11975]

@ Shadow

trying to start shit.

 

[Spartacus]

ur a dork.




.....oouuu burn.

heh

 

[rykertest]

kicking injury - right??


LOL

Not a tight end thats for sure.

 

[rykertest]

they kinda bunge up, don't they? ...like walking around with a load in your britches.

lol..you said "load".

 

[stilleto]

anyone remember when me and the short one got into it? damn that was bad.

 

[rykertest]

anyone remember when me and the short one got into it? damn that was bad.

no and nobody really cares.

 

[Frisky]

anyone remember when me and the short one got into it? damn that was bad.

i remember that... remember when you and i butted heads... damn dorks are now the bestest of ef friends now.

I also butted heads with KB and angel and a few others that now are my ef bunnies... ya know... the ones' i'd cuddle with

 

[rykertest]

i remember that... remember when you and i butted heads... damn dorks are now the bestest of ef friends now.

I also butted heads with KB and angel and a few others that now are my ef bunnies... ya know... the ones' i'd cuddle with

Yeah...*leans back in chair and sighs*...I remember when we first met Fris....takes me back.....I'm glad you didn't lose me.

 

[Frisky]

Yeah...*leans back in chair and sighs*...I remember when we first met Fris....takes me back.....I'm glad you didn't lose me.

hey... you remember that time you totally went off on me? I don't even know why you did but you did. Hell... you dissed me big time.

I still luv ya though!

 

[rykertest]

hey... you remember that time you totally went off on me? I don't even know why you did but you did. Hell... you dissed me big time.

I still luv ya though!

BFF baby...BFF.

 

[Spartacus]

Not a tight end thats for sure.

wide receiver
that's habitualhelath
size queen

 

[Frisky]

BFF baby...BFF.

you know I kidd...

 

[feisty11975]

wide receiver
that's habitualhelath
size queen

awwwww that was mean

 

[Spartacus]

little smurfy smote down habitual back when

 

[ksharp01]

I have been picked on a few times but havent' had a knock out, drag out....yet

 

[feisty11975]

I have been picked on a few times but havent' had a knock out, drag out....yet

lol @ yet

 

[Frisky]

I have been picked on a few times but havent' had a knock out, drag out....yet

they are pretty fun actually...

 

[samoth]

Man, compare flame fests of now versus yesteryear. So... different, lol.

(I have no flames or shit to talk, lol.)

Except that Hotzie's geigh.

 

[The Shadow]

Man, compare flame fests of now versus yesteryear. So... different, lol.

(I have no flames or shit to talk, lol.)

Except that Hotzie's geigh.

Yeah - totally different.


Im not sure why either.


But the originality is lacking

 

[samoth]

Yeah - totally different.


Im not sure why either.

Shadow is a flaming homo. (It's funnier when he can't read the insults, lol.)
But the originality is lacking

DEDFDF, broly. DEDFDF.

 

[ksharp01]

they are pretty fun actually...

oh hell, I do remember when I first signed up me and you were in a heated debate over the things that happened during Katrina...I felt like it was me and you against everyone else...remember?

 

[ksharp01]

lol @ yet

Its still early, haven't been here very long so I am sure it will happen sooner or later

 

[samoth]

:snatch:
Its still early, haven't been here very long so I am sure it will happen sooner or later This one's TOO easy, lol.

 

[youngguns]

What elite female wants to web cam with me tonight???

 

[redguru]

DEDFDF, broly. DEDFDF.

Agreed wholeheartedly.

LOL, DED

 

[samoth]

What elite femaleor malewants to web cam with me tonight???

Pick3.

Ahh, too easy.

 

[The Shadow]

DEDFDF, broly. DEDFDF.

translation.......?

 

[samoth]

LOL, DEDHow'd you do that? NM, you edited, lol

TITCReam

 

[The Shadow]

TITCReam

*voice of Carlos Mencia*


dee dee DEE

 

[youngguns]

I get to pick 3!! of them!?!?

 

[redguru]

TITCReam

I used DEDFDF just shortened my reply to DED.

Agreed.

 

[samoth]

translation.......?Simply translated, you're dumb as a rock and soft as a shit-stained teddy bear. HTH

I'm not sure if the eagle should fly at midnight around here, you know what I'm saying?

 

[Frisky]

oh hell, I do remember when I first signed up me and you were in a heated debate over the things that happened during Katrina...I felt like it was me and you against everyone else...remember?

yes ... yes I do.

I am a stubborn little bitch sometimes. LOL

 

[The Shadow]

I'm not sure if the eagle should fly at midnight around here, you know what I'm saying?

The square root of a table is blue

 

[ksharp01]

yes ... yes I do.

I am a stubborn little bitch sometimes. LOL

It was fun!

 

[Spartacus]

heh
younggunz is tired of being blacked out
it is a bitch to read his stuff

 

[samoth]

The square root of a table is blue You're a bright one, aren't you?

 

[Frisky]

The square root of a table is blue

black

 

[samoth]

heh QUIT SAYING "HEH" ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!
younggunz is tired of being blacked out
it is a bitch to read his stuff

He IS a little bitch, ya know?

 

[The Shadow]

black

no blue.


and not black and blue like your knees these days

LOL

 

[samoth]

black Man, you're all fucking dense.

More of a light grey, actually.

HTH

 

[samoth]

no blue.

He'll be here all day, gentlemen. Much to everyone's dismay...
and not black and blue like your knees these days

LOL

 

[Spartacus]

we got a lot of good threads going
you mods can go clock out now

 

[samoth]

we got a lot of good threads going
you mods can go clock out now Translation: Shadow's threads SUCK.

 

[The Shadow]

....and miss the fun??


Hardly

 

[samoth]

....and miss the fun??
Fun =/= Your threads, HTH

Hardly

 

[samoth]

This DED shiznit ain't as fun without RG and Hotzie, lol.

 

[Frisky]

no blue.


and not black and blue like your knees these days

LOL

your knees are my knees rambo... what ya doing lately

btw... where did these bruises come from? hmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[The Shadow]

your av looks like Gary SInese

 

[samoth]

your av looks like Gary SInese Who the fuck...?

Yeah, I don't prefer to use my own pic in my avatar like you.

 

[samoth]

BTW, Shadow, what kind of razor do you use for that unusually silky, soft skin there?

 

[The Shadow]

BTW, Shadow, what kind of razor do you use for that unusually silky, soft skin there?

Once you go Brazillian - you never go back.

 

[AAP]

May1010 vs Ryan

SG vs Plifter

Tiger88 vs the whole AAS forum

 

[jnevin]

Cornholio vs Shadow

 

[redguru]

Sterfash