First of all, Im not just a pretty boy with a huge schlong!

[anabolicmd]

you had me at good looks and big dick

I had you? How was I?

 

[flexed1]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

good taste like chicken

 

[anabolicmd]

Eeewww! Wait a minute, you were talking about sex? How dare you?!

 

[flexed1]

oh its okay everyone knows I filmed it.

 

[Tiervexx]

oh its okay everyone knows I filmed it.

Downloaded that this morning, and i must say it was humerous watching anabolicmd squeal like a pig

and in all seriousness useing words like "haterade" should be a crime punishable by death.

 

[anabolicmd]

Downloaded that this morning, and i must say it was humerous watching anabolicmd squeal like a pig

and in all seriousness useing words like "haterade" should be a crime punishable by death.

Sometimes I wish I was less pretty and had a smaller schlong.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

you had me at good looks and big dick

Tenis Penis!

 

[binö]

It seems that even on the internet, we always have to pigeonhole people, put them into a category, define them with imposed physical and mental limits. Well I for one refuse to be stereotyped. There is so much more to me than just a gorgeous visage, perfect hair and teeth and a massively overgrown penis. I also happen to be quite intelligent, well traveled and educated, as well as one whale of a funny guy. But does anyone notice that? Does anyone bother to see past the knee slapping schvantz, and the tanned, perfectly chiselled face? No, you dont. Well I have had enough. From now on, I dont want anyone to even mention my johnholmesian dick, nor my cherubic face. From now on, I want to be known and respected for my intellect, as well as my overwhelming charm and razor sharp wit.
That is all.

best post of the 21st century

 

[-SD-]

Tenis Penis!

whatever happened to ol' dcupsheepnipples, he was a pretty swell guy

 

[wootoom]

best post of the 21st century

Fuck off