Of course it'll be a blackie. The man always hire's a negro right before some bad shit is about to go down. Negro takes the fall, they reup on whitey in a couple years and all is back to normal. Only reason Obama was allowed to get re-elected is cause the economy is still blown. Can't have a white president presiding over a major collapse.
This is all according to Damon Wayans. I trust that ngr implicitly.