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[stilleto]

Recently, a member here, whom i can't reveal, disclosed to me his true identity, which turned out to be none other than Don King , the boxing promoter. He wants to put me and awittyusername in a tv sitcom. A comedy show, like sonny and cher. Awittyusername will be like cher.

Anyway, we'll do skits like soft shoe dance and underwater handstands, and cooking segments where we'll make different kinds of rice crispy treats. And we'll have guest appearances by people like Merv Griffin.

Its going to be called the stilletowitty comedy hour.
don't miss it, ok?

 

[pintoca]

I want hair like Don King,

I wonder what he puts in it to look like it, I'd do ANYTHING; unless it's cum, then I'm out

 

[hotzie]

dont forget me , remember i will be a guest

 

[Raina]

If you give out prizes can I be the chick in the sparkly evening gown whohands out the prizes?

 

[Cutiebaby]

mmmm rice krispy treats...
i want to be on the show too, i can go topless for some good money! lmao

 

[hotzie]

mmmm rice krispy treats...
i want to be on the show too, i can go topless for some good money! lmao

we can make a show if you want. ill even let you go topless

 

[Mr. dB]

This is, without a doubt, the lamest thread in the history of online message boards.

 

[hotzie]

This is, without a doubt, the lamest thread in the history of online message boards.

thats cuz he forgot to log into cold blues acount before makin this thread

 

[Cutiebaby]

we can make a show if you want. ill even let you go topless

i'm excited now!

 

[stilleto]

OMG., i totally forgot hotzie.
sorry hotzie. he's going to be in it too... sorry raina, but i promised him he could be the sparkly bikini clad show model.
raina, can you be the announcer? like ed mcman?
and angel, you can just stand there topless, ok?

 

[hotzie]

i'm excited now!

yay

 

[stilleto]

This is, without a doubt, the lamest thread in the history of online message boards.

omg
ok... you can be in the show too.

 

[hotzie]

OMG., i totally forgot hotzie.
sorry hotzie. he's going to be in it too... sorry raina, but i promised him he could be the sparkly bikini clad show model.
raina, can you be the announcer? like ed mcman?
and angel, you can just stand there topless, ok?

dont forget i get to wear the cute outfit

 

[Cutiebaby]

OMG., i totally forgot hotzie.
sorry hotzie. he's going to be in it too... sorry raina, but i promised him he could be the sparkly bikini clad show model.
raina, can you be the announcer? like ed mcman?
and angel, you can just stand there topless, ok?

damn it.......i cant move or speak???? thats not fair at all.....now i will have to charge more

 

[hotzie]

damn it.......i cant move or speak???? thats not fair at all.....now i will have to charge more

you can move , but only in the directions i guide you in

 

[Cutiebaby]

you can move , but only in the directions i guide you in

ohhhhh some one likes to be dominant

 

[stilleto]

yeah, angel, what hotzie said. he's our star showgirl. we have to keep him happy.

 

[hotzie]

yeah, angel, what hotzie said. he's our star showgirl. we have to keep him happy.

you two can take turns keeping me happy ok

 

[Cutiebaby]

yeah, angel, what hotzie said. he's our star showgirl. we have to keep him happy.

i dont like your avatar its scary

 

[HumorMe]

This is, without a doubt, the lamest thread in the history of online message boards.

 

[pintoca]

lol

poop thread!!!!

 

[Mr. dB]

omg
ok... you can be in the show too.

Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

 

[stilleto]

Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

thats cause you dont HAVE a 10 foot pole.
you're just mad cause you can't be in the show.

 

[pintoca]

 

[stilleto]

just wait till awittyusername and Don King see it....

 

[Cutiebaby]

 

[PBR]

well it appears you guys have a good chance...Don King has had great success...cooking is rather boring tho, dont you think?...

 

[stilleto]

well it appears you guys have a good chance...Don King has had great success...cooking is rather boring tho, dont you think?...

whatever you think, mr. king.

I mean.. PBR.

 

[SoKlueles]

ill be in the green room handing out condiments

 

[Lumberg]

That's a lot of effort putting in the links for such a stupid thread.

 

[PBR]

ill be in the green room handing out condiments

alot of things go on in the "green room"....sure you wont be side tracked Klu?

 

[SoKlueles]

alot of things go on in the "green room"....sure you wont be side tracked Klu?

as long as there arent twinkies and cupcakes in green room, no sidetracks on my part

 

[stilleto]

ill be in the green room handing out condiments

i said "condoms", not condiments.

 

[stilleto]

That's a lot of effort putting in the links for such a stupid thread.

there's a button to post a link, then you paste in the url of the pic. its really not any effort if you know what you're doing.

 

[Cutiebaby]

i said "condoms", not condiments.

bwahahaha that would be funny

 

[awittyusername]

Recently, a member here, whom i can't reveal, disclosed to me his true identity, which turned out to be none other than Don King , the boxing promoter. He wants to put me and awittyusername in a tv sitcom. A comedy show, like sonny and cher. Awittyusername will be like cher.

Anyway, we'll do skits like soft shoe dance and underwater handstands, and cooking segments where we'll make different kinds of rice crispy treats. And we'll have guest appearances by people like Merv Griffin.

Its going to be called the stilletowitty comedy hour.
don't miss it, ok?

stilletowitty...WTF???...didn't we agree on The Witty-Stilleto Comedy Hour?

I hope so, because I already had 1,000 T-shirts printed up. And, I autographed a few hundred of my headshots.

Also, I called all the kids that picked on me in school to rub it in their face I had my own TV Show. :

 

[SoKlueles]

i said "condoms", not condiments.

ok ill be handing out condoms
red green purple
glow in the dark
flavored
whatever u want, we got

 

[big4life]

My hair looks like Don King's when it gets taller.



It doesn't get longer, just taller and wider.

 

[PBR]

this is totally getting out of hand.. (no pun intended Klu)....and we arent even in the first season yet....

 

[PBR]

stilletowitty...WTF???...didn't we agree on The Witty-Stilleto Comedy Hour?

I hope so, because I already had 1,000 T-shirts printed up. And, I autographed a few hundred of my Face Shots.

Also, I called all the kids that picked on me in school to rub it in their face I had my own TV Show. :

"stillettowitty" sounds too much like "hello-kitty"....this is not good. unless we are going porn...thats not gonna be prime-time...Witty-Stilleto its gonna have to be guys...do you have black tees???

 

[awittyusername]

this is totally getting out of hand.. (no pun intended Klu)....and we arent even in the first season yet....

Out of hand??? Its got alot of positive buzz already!

I told you this show would be a hit with the 18-35 yr old market!!

I know I am going to be star just like The Shadow. In fact, I went out and bought a yellow Miata just like the one he tools around in. :

 

[PBR]

Out of hand??? Its got alot of positive buzz already!

I told you this show would be a hit with the 18-35 yr old market!!

I know I am going to be star just like The Shadow. In fact, I went out and bought a yellow Miata just like the one he tools around in. :

image bro, image....Miata's are not it . go get something else...get back to me.

 

[awittyusername]

"stillettowitty" sounds too much like "hello-kitty"....this is not good. unless we are going porn...thats not gonna be prime-time...Witty-Stilleto its gonna have to be guys...do you have black tees???

I agree about the Witty-Stilleto name be a prime-time name. In fact, I am going to make my new nick-name..."Prime-time". :

Black tees??? PBR....I think you are obsessed with all things black.

 

[PBR]

I agree about the Witty-Stilleto name be a prime-time name. In fact, I am going to make my new nick-name..."Prime-time". :

Black tees??? PBR....I think you are obsessed with all things black.

Black...shit. didnt see that...i just looked in my closet, i have 234 black tee shirts...i want this too.

 

[awittyusername]

image bro, image....Miata's are not it . go get something else...get back to me.

What??? I figured if The Shadow drove a yellow Miata...It must be the cool thing to do.

Maybe a sporty little Saturn or VW Bug convertible like the rest of the male mods drive?

 

[Lumberg]

there's a button to post a link, then you paste in the url of the pic. its really not any effort if you know what you're doing.

There are supposed to be pics in your post? Sorry honey but there are only links.

 

[awittyusername]

Black...shit. didnt see that...i just looked in my closet, i have 234 black tee shirts...i want this too.

No. You said you wanted a black chick ...not a black bike.

 

[BonerBoy]

mmmm rice krispy treats...
i want to be on the show too, i can go topless for some good money! lmao

Me too. Too bad I am built like From Zero and would look like a stick figure.

 

[PBR]

No. You said you wanted a black chick ...not a black bike.

i like black....alot.

 

[awittyusername]

i like black....alot.

I told you before I was with you on that. Except, I like them with a little more meat.

 

[stilleto]

"stillettowitty" sounds too much like "hello-kitty"....this is not good. unless we are going porn...thats not gonna be prime-time...Witty-Stilleto its gonna have to be guys...do you have black tees???

we've been discussing the porn segments. we have a few ideas to run by you....

 

[Mr. dB]

This thread hasn't improved. Except for PBR's visuals.

 

[awittyusername]

This thread hasn't improved. Except for PBR's visuals.

Don't hate on Stilleto and myself for become hot Hollywood prospects overnight.

I don't have time for the haters....I am selling my house and moving to HOLLYWOOD!

 

[PBR]

we've been discussing the porn segments. we have a few ideas to run by you....

ok shoot....wait!!! no i mean go ahead and tell me whats up...ah shit...forget it...WHAT???

 

[buffer1]

Recently, a member here, whom i can't reveal, disclosed to me his true identity, which turned out to be none other than Don King , the boxing promoter. He wants to put me and awittyusername in a tv sitcom. A comedy show, like sonny and cher. Awittyusername will be like cher.

Anyway, we'll do skits like soft shoe dance and underwater handstands, and cooking segments where we'll make different kinds of rice crispy treats. And we'll have guest appearances by people like Merv Griffin.

Its going to be called the stilletowitty comedy hour.
don't miss it, ok?

all fags,thats gotta say somrthing,lol

 

[coldblue1955]

Recently, a member here, whom i can't reveal, disclosed to me his true identity, which turned out to be none other than Don King , the boxing promoter. He wants to put me and awittyusername in a tv sitcom. A comedy show, like sonny and cher. Awittyusername will be like cher.

Anyway, we'll do skits like soft shoe dance and underwater handstands, and cooking segments where we'll make different kinds of rice crispy treats. And we'll have guest appearances by people like Merv Griffin.

Its going to be called the stilletowitty comedy hour.
don't miss it, ok?

well i hope you become a huge star.

 

[awittyusername]

well i hope you become a huge star.

Thanks bro!

Would you like to audition for the Cooky next door neighbor?

 

[HumorMe]

 

[stilleto]

There are supposed to be pics in your post? Sorry honey but there are only links.

links to pics, no?
if i posted pics instead of links, it would be impossible to read.

 

[stilleto]

Thanks bro!

Would you like to audition for the Cooky next door neighbor?

can he be in that skit where i murder someone and you play my lawyer?

i like the witty stilleto show name btw. makes me sound like the witty one.

 

[PBR]

can he be in that skit where i murder someone and you play my lawyer?

i like the witty stilleto show name btw. makes me sound like the witty one.

why dont we build up to something that leads to that- first???...ya know...get a few shows in the can before we go on a killing spree....

 

[awittyusername]

can he be in that skit where i murder someone and you play my lawyer?

i like the witty stilleto show name btw. makes me sound like the witty one.

No. I think codeblue is the next "Kramer"


Oh, I get it...witty stilleto. Thats kind of like calling a man with no left arm....Lefty.

 

[Mr. dB]

This thread still hasn't improved.

 

[Mr. dB]

 

[stilleto]

why dont we build up to something that leads to that- first???...ya know...get a few shows in the can before we go on a killing spree....

you're right. there are a few people i would like to perfom some violent acts on first anyway.

 

[stilleto]

This thread still hasn't improved.

shup.

 

[pintoca]

shup.

wtf?

bbq!!!

 

[The Shadow]

What??? I figured if The Shadow drove a yellow Miata...It must be the cool thing to do.

Maybe a sporty little Saturn or VW Bug convertible like the rest of the male mods drive?

For the love of Pete..

its mustard.....MUSTARD



TARD



damn

 

[stilleto]

For the love of Pete..

its mustard.....MUSTARD



TARD



damn

thats the color car a cockblocker would drive.

btw, do you wear an ascot when you drive it?

 

[The Shadow]

thats the color car a cockblocker would drive.

btw, do you wear an ascot when you drive it?

How did you know???




wait.....me - a bocker??

 

[stilleto]

How did you know???




wait.....me - a bocker??

no, bLocker (you and your fat fingers)...
yes, I can't tell you how many times i've almost gotten the girl and then YOU have to step in.

 

[Mr. dB]

thats the color car a cockblocker would drive.

btw, do you wear an ascot when you drive it?

And string-back gloves.

 

[bullett]

Recently, a member here, whom i can't reveal, disclosed to me his true identity, which turned out to be none other than Don King , the boxing promoter. He wants to put me and awittyusername in a tv sitcom. A comedy show, like sonny and cher. Awittyusername will be like cher.

Anyway, we'll do skits like soft shoe dance and underwater handstands, and cooking segments where we'll make different kinds of rice crispy treats. And we'll have guest appearances by people like Merv Griffin.

Its going to be called the stilletowitty comedy hour.
don't miss it, ok?

I KNEW IT!

Hammy is really Don King......

 

[GoldenDelicious]

oh. i thought this thread was going to be about you eating a hot dog at some cafe, and being scouted by some pimp

bo-ring

 

[stilleto]

I KNEW IT!

Hammy is really Don King......

i thought so too, but no. hammy is WAYYYYYYYYYY too white to be don king.

 

[pintoca]

i thought so too, but no. hammy is WAYYYYYYYYYY too white to be don king.

I thought hammy was a nigga-wigga-wangsta

 

[stilleto]

I thought hammy was a nigga-wigga-wangsta

we need to see him bust a move.

 

[redguru]

This thread is an umbilical torroid.

 

[pintoca]

we need to see him bust a move.

I think he only does that to Klu

and it last the whole of 4 seconds

 

[stilleto]

This thread is an umbilical torroid.

i don't know what that is but it sounds good.
i've already gotten offers for spinoffs.

 

[redguru]

 

[stilleto]

 

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[HumorMe]

 

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